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Default Re: Konnichiwa - 02-26-2010, 05:41 AM

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I cook a mean Deer steak on the grill though!

I think I speak for everyone here when i say this: I dont want my deer steak cut up and put into rice with tereeyakio saucio you chinka-jap-abomination.


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Default Re: Konnichiwa - 02-26-2010, 07:45 AM

Foot binding, such a nobel art which has now sadly been lost to both the sands of time and the youth of modern day (shudders) Japan. All they know is Morning Musume and Hello Kitty, wasn't like this before the occupation, I pray for times of yore..



God meant for those Toyota's to crash and cast those sinners into the pit because God is working hand-in-hand with Toyota family to clean up the streets of America, amen!
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Default Re: Konnichiwa - 02-26-2010, 07:49 AM

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I think I speak for everyone here when i say this: I dont want my deer steak cut up and put into rice with tereeyakio saucio you chinka-jap-abomination.
And I think I speak for myself in hoping that God hears your prayers and is proactive in his casting off of your terrible cysts and legions..


God meant for those Toyota's to crash and cast those sinners into the pit because God is working hand-in-hand with Toyota family to clean up the streets of America, amen!
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Default Re: Konnichiwa - 02-26-2010, 05:47 PM

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Hello ^.^
you may call me Nani...or bunny...or whatever...=P
please be nice
Why do you want me to call you bunny? Do you think it's cool to behave like a bunny, hopping on every other bunny you can find, making new bunnies?

Coming to think of it, this might well explain why chinks are so obsessed with sex.

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挨拶、私達のフォーラムの女の子への歓迎。 何がここに連れて来るか。
BROTHER ROB! Are you alright? Should I call an exorcist?

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What the heck? Are you saying our Lord was a chink?
The newest brand of God-mockery, no doubt. First they claimed that Jesus was a joo, then they claimed He was a negro, and now they claim He was a chink. I'd like to see those Godless perverts take responsibility for this when they stand before His Throne, and gaze upon His Lily-white Caucasian Face!

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haha, I'm not so good at making pies.
Well, that's something to work on then.

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I would rather watch Pok'emon rather than watch spongebob squarepants any day. Pokemon promotes healthy HETEROSEXUAL relationships. Where as Spongebob is clearly homosexual.
Sex with little furry demons is not healthy in any way, you know.

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I admire them not for their technological advancement, not for their Harajuku (a type of clothing fashion) districts, Not for the Tokyo tower.
But for their Samuai, Their Shinobi, their Haiku, their deepness and honesty.
Their deepness and honesty? Like when they attacked us without warning at Pearl Harbor, you mean?


Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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Default Re: Konnichiwa - 02-27-2010, 03:44 PM

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And I think I speak for myself in hoping that God hears your prayers and is proactive in his casting off of your terrible cysts and legions..
I think I speak for everyone when I say I have no idea what you are talking about.

Why vegetarians are idiots: Genesis 1:27-28 "So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth"


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Default Re: Konnichiwa - 02-27-2010, 06:51 PM

Well a mush-mush-mushy to you, Sister Rodent.

Wait a minute......RODENT?! RA10???


Great GOD she has got them parachuting in already - under the guise of being American!
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