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Warm saluterations to my brothers and sisters at Landover! -
09-18-2006, 11:06 PM
Hello Landover!
It seems every time I come back to visit my beloved Landoverian brothers and sisters, another ill has befallen you at the hands of lesbianic, Jewish and Wiccan hackers who necessiterate another registeration.
But the fact that this message board still stands is testament to the power of your resiliencies and the majestic tithing of Landover's congremegation!
It's good to be back!
Pastor and CEO, Shatter Creek Baptist Church.
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Location: Somewhere in Miami Beach....
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09-18-2006, 11:09 PM
Welcome back Rev!
You pray...I dance naked in the forest
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09-18-2006, 11:09 PM
Yay, yay, whoever you are
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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09-18-2006, 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted by The Rev. Dwight Williams
Hello Landover!
It seems every time I come back to visit my beloved Landoverian brothers and sisters, another ill has befallen you at the hands of lesbianic, Jewish and Wiccan hackers who necessiterate another registeration.
But the fact that this message board still stands is testament to the power of your resiliencies and the majestic tithing of Landover's congremegation!
It's good to be back!
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Well Praise Jesus, and look what the cat dragged in! It is good to see my favorite ex-nigra back amongst True Christians once again.
While it is true that we are persecuted on a daily basis by jews and lesbionic hooligans, their hatred only serves to strengthen our resolve to carry on with God's work. As the Holy Bible states, we are actually blessed by Jesus each time they spew their demonic filth our way.
Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
On a more presonal note; are the catfish bitin' down there in Possum Creek? I'm of a mind to send a couple of my hired boys down there to catch some and have Sister Thumper fry them up for me.....
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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09-19-2006, 01:07 AM
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Yay, yay, whoever you are
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Really Andrew, don't you know the good Reverend Williams was pastor how came up with the EZ Tithe offering credit card reader?
Welcome back Reverend.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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09-19-2006, 01:23 AM
Hello Reverend Williams.
I had joined the previous Landover Baptist forum about a week before it went down, so I don't have any memory of you... But having said that much, it's nice to meet you. What Bobby-Joe said about you creating the EZ Tithe offering credit card reader is amazing!
"If a minister believes and teaches evilution, he is a stinking skunk, a hypocrite, and a liar."
- W. A. "Billy" Sunday, 1925.
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09-19-2006, 03:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
On a more presonal note; are the catfish bitin' down there in Possum Creek? I'm of a mind to send a couple of my hired boys down there to catch some and have Sister Thumper fry them up for me.....
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The catfish are a bitin' and as scrumpterous as always, Pastor, although you know I'm a Fried Wiccan man myself. Nothing beats the taste of a lightly seasoned heathen fresh off the grill! We should schedule another famous Baptist Barbecue to get the youngins acquainticized with how we do things.
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Really Andrew, don't you know the good Reverend Williams was pastor how came up with the EZ Tithe offering credit card reader?
Welcome back Reverend.
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Ah, the EZ Tithe and the Tithemaster 5000, which paved the way for the "Mercedes Is Faster for Your Pastor" fundraiser. Those were the days.
Hello, Cueball, glad to see you've joined the congremegation
Pastor and CEO, Shatter Creek Baptist Church.
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09-19-2006, 06:02 PM
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Really Andrew, don't you know the good Reverend Williams was pastor how came up with the EZ Tithe offering credit card reader?
Welcome back Reverend.
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My case is similar to Petal's. I never had the chance to meet our godly inventor-pastor.
I'm sorry if I offended you, reverend Williams.
Yours in Christ
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09-19-2006, 06:06 PM
Have you yet met Landover's own Remy LeBeau, who is "White by Marriage" and if so, what sort of Caucasian doings have you Boys been up to?
SUV
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09-19-2006, 06:10 PM
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Have you yet met Landover's own Remy LeBeau, who is "White by Marriage" and if so, what sort of Caucasian doings have you Boys been up to?
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I have already met Mr White...erm...LeBlanc...LeBeau.
I think he's a very intelligent true Christian who's white by marriage, heart and by Jesus's approval.
Yours in Christ
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