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Default Re: Should I donate my old stuffs to porr people's charities or dump? - 10-09-2012, 03:57 PM

Let me rephrase, should I donate my sperm or sell it? Would it constitute me fathering a bastard child? Would god frown upon me if my sperm were used on a darkie and created some half breed abomination? I am in such dire need of money for my business to continue and not close, I have put everything I have into my company and I simply cannot afford to wait for my return on my investments.
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Default Re: Should I donate my old stuffs to porr people's charities or dump? - 10-09-2012, 04:05 PM

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Let me rephrase, should I donate my sperm or sell it? Would it constitute me fathering a bastard child? Would god frown upon me if my sperm were used on a darkie and created some half breed abomination? I am in such dire need of money for my business to continue and not close, I have put everything I have into my company and I simply cannot afford to wait for my return on my investments.
My friend, you need prayer to resolve your financial problems, not profit from your filthy loins. What do you suppose Jesus would say if you asked Him this disgusting question?

Now kindly introduce yourself here. Tell us what church you attend, how you came to Jesus and let Him inside you, and your most motivational Scriptures.

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Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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Default Re: Should I donate my old stuffs to porr people's charities or dump? - 10-09-2012, 04:13 PM

I have been praying brother, I attend the Southeast Minster Baptist Church in Kansas. I am out of options, I have nothing more to sell to keep going outside of my inventory which I am back payed 6 months.
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Default Re: Should I donate my old stuffs to porr people's charities or dump? - 10-09-2012, 04:14 PM

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I am out of options
No you're not.

Kindly introduce yourself so we can get to know you. Help will be forthcoming.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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