[Poetic Peter]

As penned by my darling Mrs. PP, with minor husbandly corrections:


I Feel The Hand Of God
At first I felt a reticence
to place my hand on His
omnipresence: upon the Corning
cook top, setting: SIMMER. Time,
time, brought proof of God by warmth,
yet still I was not sure enough. MEDIUM:
a moment more and I felt well
touched by grace of oh dear God. HIGH:
my hand arises, as if by force of....

I do not know the answers; only
questions, of why I cry at times,
when nothing's in my oven.

[Poetic Peter]

She is a bit obscure at times, even to me, master of wth.

Once the tears stopped, the Missus asked if we might not... bake....you know, put a little something in the "oven" as we say. At 53, it seemsa mite late to me. She won't adopt so willingly. I'd like a pickaninny gal, myself; one good at laundry work, a baby who can work a clothes mangle by five.
We're liberal conservatives and I would love to give a home to an unwanted little nigra. Applications accepted, fair price paid.

Alternatively, biological clocks can be reset by God, we know this.
Look at Barbara Bush: she sired GWB and she was 75 or so, something like that?

[LambOfGod]

What? Are you stuck in Victorian Britain?
Your wife wants a kid, that's obvious.

But take away the innocence of childhood and you don't deserve this life.

[SUV]

Originally Posted by LambOfGod

What? Are you stuck in Victorian Britain?
Your wife wants a kid, that's obvious.

But take away the innocence of childhood and you don't deserve this life.

What a bunch of gibberish!!! Why I never!!!

I'd rather be stuck in Britian, even with Victoria's Secretions, than be stuck where you're headed:

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Brother Peter, it is obvious to anyone with eyes that the Holy Spirit was guiding your ball and chain better half when she penned the above missive.

Perhaps a few remnants of Holiness or at least the Spiritness has lingered, that you might be siccessful in producing your own little picanninie servant girl. The Godly Sarah Palin is a shining example of what Jesus can do for those deserving of a new showpiece. Even the runts are cute, in their own way.

Treat yourself to a new set of golf clubs, brother. Well done.

[Poetic Peter]

Somebody above ((I won't rub it in)) tried to judge against our Lord.
In result I weep tenderly for the lost.

However, God will answer Christian prayer: a little girl is on the way here!
It's only a matter of secular paper work now and a fresh tithe to Landover
seals the deal. Thank you, brothers and sisters. What shall we name our
new browned baby? "Carmelina"?
(have seen a image of the toddler--she's what is termed a high yellow girl)

Will post an image soon as possible. Five and one half! Ready for school!
Ready to turn help turn the crank of her new momma's wringer, a strong girl.
It's all so good. Except for the damned unsaved. Save a burned baby today?

[Poetic Peter]

Originally Posted by Poetic Peter

...Will post an image soon as possible. Five and one half! Ready for school!
Ready to turn help turn the crank....

Hooray, progress! The adoption agency has sent us a first set of photos of babies needing a new home.
The question is, we can only afford one baby. Which twin is the one you'd take?
Right or left, they are both adorable, and so clean! The PP family is overjoyed!
More later; a high yellow girl is our first choice, sure, but choosers can't be beggars.