Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > Valentine's Day, AKA Treason Season!
Reload this Page What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day?
Valentine's Day, AKA Treason Season! Where we discuss the evils of this pagan holiday.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#1)
Old
WickedWitch's Avatar
WickedWitch WickedWitch is offline
Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious

Hellbound Heathen Cancer on Society Witch

 
Posts: 1,366
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a house made of watermelons, in Canada
WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Lightbulb What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day? - 02-15-2008, 03:55 AM

I thought we could all share what we're doing to celebrate this once-Pagan holiday. Okay, I'll go first. But I expect to see mushy stories!

I got all dressed up, wearing my nicest cltohes, did my makeup really nice, and went on a nice date, to a lovely restaurant. My date arrived the exact same time as I and, we ate the dinner, and didn't mind that we had nothing to talk about. It was a lovely evening, and as it turns out, my dessert and after-dinner drink were free because the waitress had messed up my order. My date was inteligent, respectful, polite. good-looking, and even though we didn't have a lot to talk about in public, we share our thoughts when we're alone. Have you guessed who my date was? I was my date. BUT, the night's not over yet. I have LOTS of chocoates (and chips), and more alcohol that a sane human would even consider trying to consume in one night, and I have all my favourite chick-flicks lined up for watching: Titanic, Moulin Rouge, etc. I'll just have to be sure to put myself to bed early tonight.... I have a job interview tomorrow afternoon (and I don't even know how to get there!). I think this evening will end with me soaking in lovely bubble bath, the room full of candlelight, and a bottle of my favourite alcohol at my side. I may even invite an incubus to join me for the night. We'll have to see about that, though. I hope everyone else is having fun! Happy Drinking I mean, Happy Valentine's Day!


This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN
Reply With Quote
(#2)
Old
Seeker Seeker is offline
Thank you Pastor Pistle!
Forum Member
 
Posts: 969
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: bible belt land
Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day? - 02-15-2008, 04:47 AM

The first thing I said to my husband was happy VD day. We both bought each other Jesus cards from Mardels Christian book store. We threw on T-shirts and jeans and went shopping at his work. It was a good lesson for me because I saw how hard he works to bring home the bacon and for me to fry it up.

We then ate out at a new local Mexican resturant to help the illegals in my state. I say the buck tip was sufficient to send back home to his wife. Don't ya think.

We are going to end the night by watching " A Thief In The Night."



If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.
Reply With Quote
(#3)
Old
VictoryOS's Avatar
VictoryOS VictoryOS is offline
True Christian™ Beauty Queen
 

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year True Christian™ True Christian Beauty True Christian Lady True Christian Homemaker True Heterosexual™ Best Pie Tin Tither Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Most Obedient Eats the Most Pork Christian Love Victory Over Sex True Republican Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Prayer Warrior Kirk Cameron Fan Club Paula Deen Negro Support Group Touched by Jesus Stamp of Approval Roper Crossburn Trumpette Home Schooled Saved 5 Years 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College Long service medal, 3rd class Trump of GOD Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus GLORY Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 5,432
Join Date: Dec 2007
VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day? - 02-15-2008, 12:03 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Seeker View Post
We then ate out at a new local Mexican resturant to help the illegals in my state. I say the buck tip was sufficient to send back home to his wife. Don't ya think.
Sister Seeker, I LOVE Mexican food! Those Mexicans know how to cook. What did you get there? Enchiladas? Did you have desert? I like those Choco Tacos. Have you ever had those?


Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016

Reply With Quote
(#4)
Old
Hitoshi's Avatar
Hitoshi Hitoshi is offline
Professor of Engrish
 

True Christian Lady Virgin Best stoning bucket Yellow peril

 
Posts: 443
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: original is Japan but now am student in America here (am go for be engineer)
Hitoshi has bribed people to get these reputation points.Hitoshi has bribed people to get these reputation points.Hitoshi has bribed people to get these reputation points.Hitoshi has bribed people to get these reputation points.Hitoshi has bribed people to get these reputation points.Hitoshi has bribed people to get these reputation points.Hitoshi has bribed people to get these reputation points.Hitoshi has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day? - 02-15-2008, 01:38 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by VictoryOS View Post
I like those Choco Tacos.
from look of your short man haircut I think you are mean tuna taco.
Reply With Quote
(#5)
Old
Pastor Ezekiel's Avatar
Pastor Ezekiel Pastor Ezekiel is offline
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
 

One Year/1000 posts Ribfest '09 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 1 Year Long service medal, 3rd class Christian Love True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Real American™ True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager 2008 Witch Hunt Award Gunfest '09 Senior Pastor Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus The Lord’s Witness Wound Home Schooled Punched the most queers TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Jailed for JESUS Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot 20,000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth 50,000 posts Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Japan Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Christian Provider™ award True Scientist™ Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award Outreach preacher Special Mission (North Korea) Golden Bear Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! WisconSIN Shooting survivor Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club In Love With Zeke Bear Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Man of the Year True Christian Hotrodder Paula Deen Negro Support Group Gator Touched by Jesus 75,000 posts Man of the Year Babysitter 2014 Witch Hunt Award Stamp of Approval Mission to Korea Trump of GOD Uber Angels Driver Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch Roper Crossburn Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Golden Bear Award Mission Long service medal, 2nd class Aardvark Asked questions later Heart of compassion Crown of Righteousness The Crown of Crowns Crown of Glory Crown of Incorruptibility Crown of Rejoicing Crown of Life BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Saved 10 Years Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Mission to the Philippines Clorox Cured Me QAnon Storm Chaser Anti-Biden British Royalty

 
Posts: 79,891
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day? - 02-15-2008, 01:41 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hitoshi View Post
from look of your short man haircut I think you are mean tuna taco.
Why you filthy little yellow monkey! I have had it UP TO HERE with your hateful remarks and your rejection of Christ and your constant attempts to fornicate with any female that crosses your path. The ladies of Landover need to be protected from scum like you!

That's IT! You are now banned from this Godly forum!!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
Reply With Quote
(#6)
Old
VictoryOS's Avatar
VictoryOS VictoryOS is offline
True Christian™ Beauty Queen
 

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year True Christian™ True Christian Beauty True Christian Lady True Christian Homemaker True Heterosexual™ Best Pie Tin Tither Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Most Obedient Eats the Most Pork Christian Love Victory Over Sex True Republican Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Prayer Warrior Kirk Cameron Fan Club Paula Deen Negro Support Group Touched by Jesus Stamp of Approval Roper Crossburn Trumpette Home Schooled Saved 5 Years 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College Long service medal, 3rd class Trump of GOD Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus GLORY Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 5,432
Join Date: Dec 2007
VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day? - 02-15-2008, 02:01 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
Why you filthy little yellow monkey! I have had it UP TO HERE with your hateful remarks and your rejection of Christ and your constant attempts to fornicate with any female that crosses your path. The ladies of Landover need to be protected from scum like you!

That's IT! You are now banned from this Godly forum!!


That leaves a photoshop hole in my heart, Pastor. He was unsaved nip scum, but he made an excellent pet heathen.


Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016

Reply With Quote
(#7)
Old
Wide-Open's Avatar
Wide-Open Wide-Open is offline
Director of European Evangelical Outreach
A Shining Example of Christ's Love
Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College True Christian™ Real American™ Christian Love Tithing Manager Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus TC Bravery Mission to Australia Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Nerd True Christian Hotrodder Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Senior Pastor Teabag Patriot Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Republican Ex-eurotrash Touched by Jesus Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 18,675
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: A frictional country
Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day? - 02-15-2008, 02:15 PM

These are end times indeed.

Oh well, he had it coming I guess. He compared me to a toad.


Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
Reply With Quote
(#8)
Old
Old Man Hatchet's Avatar
Old Man Hatchet Old Man Hatchet is offline
Super Moderator
Beloved Church Elder
World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
 

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Christian Love True Christian™ Long service medal, 3rd class Gold Tither Gunfest '05 2008 Witch Hunt Award Real American™ True Heterosexual™ True Christian Provider™ award Gunfest '09 Heaven Bound Punched the most queers The Lord’s Witness Wound TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Republican Sons of Liberty Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Hatchet Child Rearing Award Prayer Warrior Kirk Cameron Fan Club Babysitter Hands Off

 
Posts: 2,071
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Old Man Hatchet will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Old Man Hatchet will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Old Man Hatchet will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Old Man Hatchet will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Old Man Hatchet will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Old Man Hatchet will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Old Man Hatchet will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Old Man Hatchet will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Old Man Hatchet will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Old Man Hatchet will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Old Man Hatchet will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day? - 02-15-2008, 02:41 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
Why you filthy little yellow monkey! I have had it UP TO HERE with your hateful remarks and your rejection of Christ and your constant attempts to fornicate with any female that crosses your path. The ladies of Landover need to be protected from scum like you!

That's IT! You are now banned from this Godly forum!!
Praise Jesus! The Lord surely guided your index finger as you clicked on the ban button, Pastor. His yellow, slanty soul was NEVER going to be saved, despite what some others around here believed. Now he will have plenty of time to work on his deplorable English and atrocious photoshopping.
Reply With Quote
(#9)
Old
Talitha's Avatar
Talitha Talitha is offline
Deaconess
Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
 

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Long service medal, 3rd class Real American™ Gunfest '08 Cleanest Kitchen Platinum Tither True Christian Lady True Christian Provider™ award Best stoning bucket Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Christian Love Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Most Obedient Born again virgin Persecuted Pro-Life TC Bravery Ex-Brit True Republican Ex-eurotrash Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior Long service medal, 2nd class Early riser Touched by Jesus Donald Trump 2016! Pastor Ezekiel Alternative Facts Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 15,215
Join Date: Jan 1970
Location: God's Own America
Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Talitha will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day? - 02-15-2008, 06:45 PM

A fitting end to the V-Season!!

Well done Pastor Ezekiel, he had it coming.



Sister Talitha

Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



Reply With Quote
(#10)
Old
Seeker Seeker is offline
Thank you Pastor Pistle!
Forum Member
 
Posts: 969
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: bible belt land
Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day? - 02-16-2008, 05:19 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by VictoryOS View Post
Sister Seeker, I LOVE Mexican food! Those Mexicans know how to cook. What did you get there? Enchiladas? Did you have desert? I like those Choco Tacos. Have you ever had those?
Mexican food is the bomb. Yes a cheese Enchilada (love the red sauce) and a Chalupa. Ya know it has the beans(I hope not with lard in them.) and the quac almost like a tostada. And of course the chips and sauce. I am not a desert person at all. One time I did have those Sophilas(sp or something like that) know what I am talking about? I think it is like cinnamon/sugar fried tortillas or something. It was long ago and I don't remember. I have never had a Choco Taco. hmm.

And a pitcher of virgin Margarita's.

It is time to make some homemade quac. I feel the calling.



If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.
Reply With Quote
(#11)
Old
Seeker Seeker is offline
Thank you Pastor Pistle!
Forum Member
 
Posts: 969
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: bible belt land
Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day? - 02-16-2008, 05:20 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by VictoryOS View Post


That leaves a photoshop hole in my heart, Pastor. He was unsaved nip scum, but he made an excellent pet heathen.
Agree.



If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.
Reply With Quote
(#12)
Old
Old Iron Crotch's Avatar
Old Iron Crotch Old Iron Crotch is offline
SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
Forum Member
 
Posts: 3,054
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Right here, right now
Old Iron Crotch is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Old Iron Crotch is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Old Iron Crotch is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Old Iron Crotch is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Old Iron Crotch is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Old Iron Crotch is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Old Iron Crotch is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Old Iron Crotch is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Old Iron Crotch is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Old Iron Crotch is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Old Iron Crotch is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.
Default Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day? - 02-16-2008, 06:21 AM

We went out for sushi and then to a Ladysmith Black Mambazo concert.


Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
Reply With Quote
(#13)
Old
Roberta's Avatar
Roberta Roberta is offline
Anti La Leche League Organizer
True Christian™

True Christian™ Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Christian Love Real American™ Ready for the Rapture Pro-Life True Christian Lady Virgin True Republican Most Obedient Super Soaker Baptism Award One Year/1000 posts True Christian Beauty Saved 1 Year Best stoning bucket Flat Earth Flat Earth A for Effort Teabag Patriot Hands Off

 
Posts: 1,807
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: VT--the Green Mountain State
Roberta has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureRoberta has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureRoberta has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureRoberta has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureRoberta has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureRoberta has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureRoberta has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureRoberta has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureRoberta has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureRoberta has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureRoberta has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious Rapture
Default Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day? - 02-16-2008, 10:24 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by VictoryOS View Post
Sister Seeker, I LOVE Mexican food! Those Mexicans know how to cook. What did you get there? Enchiladas? Did you have desert? I like those Choco Tacos. Have you ever had those?
Don't you realize this is mestizo-indio (wetback) food and that it will surely give you the winds? It's like eating chittlins and hog jowls (which I am sure you would never even think of).

Real Mexicans (the kind that are perfectly happy living and earning there) eat fish, steak, ham and chicken just like white folks everywhere. Be careful what you ingest, Dear Sister.


Come climb my mountains.
Reply With Quote
(#14)
Old
Roberta's Avatar
Roberta Roberta is offline
Anti La Leche League Organizer
True Christian™

True Christian™ Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Christian Love Real American™ Ready for the Rapture Pro-Life True Christian Lady Virgin True Republican Most Obedient Super Soaker Baptism Award One Year/1000 posts True Christian Beauty Saved 1 Year Best stoning bucket Flat Earth Flat Earth A for Effort Teabag Patriot Hands Off

 
Posts: 1,807
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: VT--the Green Mountain State
Roberta has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureRoberta has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureRoberta has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureRoberta has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureRoberta has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureRoberta has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureRoberta has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureRoberta has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureRoberta has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureRoberta has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureRoberta has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious Rapture
Default Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day? - 02-16-2008, 10:50 AM

This was supposed to be attached to my previous post.


Come climb my mountains.

Last edited by Roberta; 02-27-2008 at 09:16 PM.
Reply With Quote
(#15)
Old
Pastor Ezekiel's Avatar
Pastor Ezekiel Pastor Ezekiel is offline
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
 

One Year/1000 posts Ribfest '09 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 1 Year Long service medal, 3rd class Christian Love True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Real American™ True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager 2008 Witch Hunt Award Gunfest '09 Senior Pastor Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus The Lord’s Witness Wound Home Schooled Punched the most queers TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Jailed for JESUS Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot 20,000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth 50,000 posts Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Japan Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Christian Provider™ award True Scientist™ Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award Outreach preacher Special Mission (North Korea) Golden Bear Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! WisconSIN Shooting survivor Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club In Love With Zeke Bear Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Man of the Year True Christian Hotrodder Paula Deen Negro Support Group Gator Touched by Jesus 75,000 posts Man of the Year Babysitter 2014 Witch Hunt Award Stamp of Approval Mission to Korea Trump of GOD Uber Angels Driver Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch Roper Crossburn Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Golden Bear Award Mission Long service medal, 2nd class Aardvark Asked questions later Heart of compassion Crown of Righteousness The Crown of Crowns Crown of Glory Crown of Incorruptibility Crown of Rejoicing Crown of Life BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Saved 10 Years Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Mission to the Philippines Clorox Cured Me QAnon Storm Chaser Anti-Biden British Royalty

 
Posts: 79,891
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day? - 02-16-2008, 11:19 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dances with Joy View Post
We went out for sushi and then to a Ladysmith Black Mambazo concert.
Poisonous chink food followed by nigra lezbean demon music. Wonderful. Did you kill a few babies along the way home, just to cap the night off?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
Reply With Quote
(#16)
Old
Old Iron Crotch's Avatar
Old Iron Crotch Old Iron Crotch is offline
SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
Forum Member
 
Posts: 3,054
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Right here, right now
Old Iron Crotch is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Old Iron Crotch is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Old Iron Crotch is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Old Iron Crotch is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Old Iron Crotch is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Old Iron Crotch is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Old Iron Crotch is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Old Iron Crotch is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Old Iron Crotch is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Old Iron Crotch is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.Old Iron Crotch is a sinner who is given over to unnatural affections and blasphemy, and whose chances of Salvation© are limited.
Default Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day? - 02-16-2008, 02:45 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
Poisonous chink food followed by nigra lezbean demon music. Wonderful. Did you kill a few babies along the way home, just to cap the night off?

Sushi is Japanes,not Chinese, and I have never gotten sick from Asian food. In fact, the only case of food poisoning I have ever had was from a Taco Bell, which was pretty much the end of my fast food days.

And the members of Ladysmith Black mambazo are all male, so I'm not sure where you get the lesbian idea from, except for the fact that you are obsessed with lesbians. Perhaps you should seek therapy.

And I don't kill babies.


Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
Reply With Quote
(#17)
Old
VictoryOS's Avatar
VictoryOS VictoryOS is offline
True Christian™ Beauty Queen
 

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year True Christian™ True Christian Beauty True Christian Lady True Christian Homemaker True Heterosexual™ Best Pie Tin Tither Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Most Obedient Eats the Most Pork Christian Love Victory Over Sex True Republican Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Prayer Warrior Kirk Cameron Fan Club Paula Deen Negro Support Group Touched by Jesus Stamp of Approval Roper Crossburn Trumpette Home Schooled Saved 5 Years 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College Long service medal, 3rd class Trump of GOD Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus GLORY Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 5,432
Join Date: Dec 2007
VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day? - 02-16-2008, 10:17 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Roberta View Post
Don't you realize this is mestizo-indio (wetback) food and that it will surely give you the winds? It's like eating chittlins and hog jowls (which I am sure you would never even think of).

Real Mexicans (the kind that are perfectly happy living and earning there) eat fish, steak, ham and chicken just like white folks everywhere. Be careful what you ingest, Dear Sister.
What's wrong with chittlins and hog jowels? They're great as long as you put some hot sauce on them. Thank you for your concern however!


Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016

Reply With Quote
(#18)
Old
solomon the wise solomon the wise is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 1
Join Date: Feb 2008
solomon the wise is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day? - 02-19-2008, 03:44 AM

I smashed a priests wife in the ass just like moses did to all the animals on the ark

she loved it.
Reply With Quote
(#19)
Old
WickedWitch's Avatar
WickedWitch WickedWitch is offline
Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious

Hellbound Heathen Cancer on Society Witch

 
Posts: 1,366
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a house made of watermelons, in Canada
WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.WickedWitch is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day? - 02-19-2008, 04:11 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by solomon the wise View Post
I smashed a priests wife in the ass just like moses did to all the animals on the ark

she loved it.
Has anyone ever told you you're disgusting?


This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN
Reply With Quote
(#20)
Old
Seeker Seeker is offline
Thank you Pastor Pistle!
Forum Member
 
Posts: 969
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: bible belt land
Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.Seeker has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day? - 02-19-2008, 04:15 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by solomon the wise View Post
I smashed a priests wife in the ass just like moses did to all the animals on the ark

she loved it.
Solomon the fool, go troll somewhere else.



If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2022, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved