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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Oh, warmest birthday wishes, Sister! But I would like to reiterate Professor Brother Dr. White's advice. Bear in mind that you aren't getting any younger.
With fondest sisterly love,
Joanna
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Verily, sister, I am
not the one who likes gossip and do not spend my time in idle ladylike conversation about
womanly thingies but I'm just
asking where that Enrique fellow is? The one with the very handsome
moustache and economical stability. I am just worried that he might be
persecuted in his cesspithole country for courting an intelligent woman whose main obsession is
not to obtain more high heels and who does not speak broken Vulgar Latin and paint her lips in the
color that would be more suitable for the lanterns of the mighty Reperbahn.
Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer