[Nobar King]

I get an envelope for them with my bill every year. I think the newspaper man and the postman might expect tips, too. If I leave anything I'll give them ten bucks. I don't like leaving money on the garbage cans in case the kids take it, so I'll pay attention and try not to miss them and hand the tip personally. Maybe they won't leave my cans all over the street this year.

[Brother Enoch]

My garbage men are Nazis. Our trash has to be sorted just right. Paper in one blue bag, plastic in another, cans in yet another, vegetable matter, well that's supposed to be in a green bin. And the green bin has to be facing forward at the curb, not sideways or backwards. If anything is done incorrectly, they leave our garbage along with a snotty note attached to it. They get nothing from me.

My paper guy, however, he gets a big tip. Probably 40 bucks. He always has my paper at my door by 6:30am, even in the most blinding snowstorm.

I pay for good service.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

I left 12 bottles of foreign beer - 7.5% - out last Christmas. Then I waited an hour and phoned Ofcr. Roberts down the police station. That bastard who spread my garbage over my lawn was found to be DUI. I had quite a Merry Christmas.

[SUV]

These sorts of common Working people enjoy a good joke even more than they do Money.

So I'd Save my Samoans and instead crack them up with bon mots about flies, maggots, and rotting garbage

And of course, don't forget to throw in a hearty MERRY CHRISTMAS! afterwards

[Bobby-Joe]

Brother Nobar,

Garbage men are union workers! You are feeding those class warfare vampire takers who are just their to rape the producers who own the garbage company. If anyone deserves a tip for the "work" these union leeches supposedly do it is you and your fellow citizens in your community that are forced to use their services nanny state collectivists.

Neither Jesus nor George Washington never had a garbage man.

[Jenni111]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Brother Nobar,

Garbage men are union workers! You are feeding those class warfare vampire takers who are just their to rape the producers who own the garbage company. If anyone deserves a tip for the "work" these union leeches supposedly do it is you and your fellow citizens in your community that are forced to use their services nanny state collectivists.

Neither Jesus nor George Washington never had a garbage man.

That's true, but some of those guys actually do their job better than expected of them