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Default Dear Aunt Annie: The Handsome Rich Guy - 09-06-2020, 06:08 PM

When I first asked Aunt Annie for her letters she was reluctant. Now she sees her name in print and likes it. She brings me more letters than I can publish. And her advice? Think a while before applying it to your own life. Here is what she brought by today:

Dear Aunt Annie: I am at the marrying age and am excited about that. I have known a boy since childhood. Our families know each other and we are all members of the church. Now he wants to marry me. I think we could be happy. I'm seeing his earning ability as very low. But, I know money isn't everything. A new young man recently entered my life. He is handsome and wealthy. And, he is very interested in me. He does not go to church and when I bring up Jesus he changes the subject. My parents are angry I'm seeing him, wanting me to wed the family friend. I'll take your advice seriously. signed, one girl, two men.

Dear One Girl--My dear, I'm going to be a little blunt with you. Where were you when brains were passed out? Take the money. Your parents? They will be dead before you. Right here at Landover Baptist we have a solution for the Jesus problem. Pastor Zeke will scare the wits out of your rich young man by describing the hell that awaits sinners. Get that rich one before he gets away.
Aunt Annie


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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