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Default The Man is keeping I down - 03-05-2020, 02:57 AM

Greetings white people!


It has been a great wonderment to I that in Babylon it is first necessary to master the inner workings of a large frog before moving on to the study of surgery. Thus far the successful dissection of the frogs of the Biology Lab at Georgetown University has proved elusive. I have come to the opinion that Jah does not want I to be a doctor and so I have changed my course of study to journalism so that I can be on CNN like Don Lemon but with dreads. There is no dissection required for this course of study. I wanted to tell my white friends the good news.


I have been working diligently for the nomination of Senator Bernie Sanders who is a white man and old but he is a Jew so his whiteness is only a technicality. He will uplift and free the people from President Donald Trump. There is a great fear that the white people will steal the nomination of the Democratic Party from Senator Sanders and give it to former Vice President Joe Biden who is an old white man also but with no excuse. I am uncertain what to think about that.


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Default Re: The Man is keeping I down - 03-05-2020, 04:05 AM

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There is a great fear that the white people will steal the nomination of the Democratic Party from Senator Sanders and give it to former Vice President Joe Biden who is an old white man also but with no excuse. I am uncertain what to think about that.
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Yes, I Man, the crooked Democrats are stealing the election from Bernie. President Trump wants to run against Bernie, not Joe. They continue to harass President Trump while he is trying to run the country.

Stick with Bernie. Don't let him become one of those tell-a-joke, back slapping likable politicians that win elections. And, keep him serious and talking about "Democratic Socialism." Perhaps something will change and he will gain back the nomination for Democrats.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: The Man is keeping I down - 03-05-2020, 04:42 AM

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Deuteronomy 20:4 "for the Lord your God is he that goeth with you, to fight for you against your enemies, to save you."






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Default Re: The Man is keeping I down - 03-05-2020, 02:02 PM

So, the Democrat choice is Biden or Sanders. I don't mind who you choose.

Biden is beset by demons of forgetfulness - He confused his sister with his wife and referred to "Super Thursday".

Sanders has had a heart-attack and a corn dog will probably push him over; he is also an unreconstructed Communist (He spent his honeymoon in the Soviet Union when it was the Soviet Union "to learn from them").

The presidential election will be like putting Elton John up against Rocky Marciano.





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Default Re: The Man is keeping I down - 03-06-2020, 12:17 AM

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Greetings white people!


It has been a great wonderment to I that in Babylon it is first necessary to master the inner workings of a large frog before moving on to the study of surgery. Thus far the successful dissection of the frogs of the Biology Lab at Georgetown University has proved elusive. I have come to the opinion that Jah does not want I to be a doctor and so I have changed my course of study to journalism so that I can be on CNN like Don Lemon but with dreads. There is no dissection required for this course of study. I wanted to tell my white friends the good news.


I have been working diligently for the nomination of Senator Bernie Sanders who is a white man and old but he is a Jew so his whiteness is only a technicality. He will uplift and free the people from President Donald Trump. There is a great fear that the white people will steal the nomination of the Democratic Party from Senator Sanders and give it to former Vice President Joe Biden who is an old white man also but with no excuse. I am uncertain what to think about that.


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Trevor
As a fellow Negro, by grace of my award, I must interject. President Trump in matter of speaking is the best choice for the emaciation of our Brothers and Sisters. His behaviour alone, from his animated manner of speech to his taste for fine white blondes makes him more relatable to the common black guy, than human-oreo Ex-President Baroque Osama.


Trust me, my big-lipped friend. Has Trump not come through for us to make this country great? Has he not put KFC on our families?
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Greetings white people!


It has been a great wonderment to I that in Babylon it is first necessary to master the inner workings of a large frog before moving on to the study of surgery. Thus far the successful dissection of the frogs of the Biology Lab at Georgetown University has proved elusive. I have come to the opinion that Jah does not want I to be a doctor and so I have changed my course of study to journalism so that I can be on CNN like Don Lemon but with dreads. There is no dissection required for this course of study. I wanted to tell my white friends the good news.


I have been working diligently for the nomination of Senator Bernie Sanders who is a white man and old but he is a Jew so his whiteness is only a technicality. He will uplift and free the people from President Donald Trump. There is a great fear that the white people will steal the nomination of the Democratic Party from Senator Sanders and give it to former Vice President Joe Biden who is an old white man also but with no excuse. I am uncertain what to think about that.


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Trump is more of a Jew than this freak called Bernie Sanders. Sanders and Biden are both against borders. My friend, remember that heaven has a wall and hell open borders.


Socialism can never work.


Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."
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Trump is more of a Jew than this freak called Bernie Sanders. Sanders and Biden are both against borders. My friend, remember that heaven has a wall and hell open borders.


Socialism can never work.
Please use scripture to illustrate these claims.


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