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Strong Christian -- 100% convinced that God/Jesus exists, so I follow the whole Bible, word-for-word. 10,110,719 99.99%
False Christian -- Fairly sure that God/Jesus exist, but I pick and choose which parts of the Bible to obey. 52 0.00%
Weak Christian -- I used to attend church, but I've forgotten about God/Jesus. 53 0.00%
False God worshiper -- I love God, just the wrong one. 64 0.00%
Agnostic Christian -- I need God/Jesus to bitchslap me before I'll love Him. 145 0.00%
Atheist Scum -- I hate God/Jesus and would rather worship monkeys. 911 0.01%
I'm a queer. What's god? 66 0.00%
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-27-2009, 05:41 PM

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Yeah...The thing is with poles like this is you only give people a couple of options. See, I go to church, but not always, and I believe in Jesus and the ten commandments, and I believe christianity is the true religion...but at the same time, I don't go around putting in stuff about agnostics being people jesus should bitchslap. did Jesus ever actually kill anyone? Or should I start reading the right bible which is OBVIOUSLY what you have.
Who are you accusing of being a stupid Polack?


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-27-2009, 06:58 PM

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Or should I start reading the right bible which is OBVIOUSLY what you have.
Yes, you should start reading the right Bible (i.e., the King James Version). If you actually read it, and don't just assume that you know it because of a few half-remembered sermons from "Pastor" Touchy McFeely, then you'll learn that God's Word is not all kittens and lollipops.


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-27-2009, 08:19 PM

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Friend, those people are lying to you. A bean is a kind of edible legume. God is the Supreme Ruler of all creation. I would not advise you to try using Him as the basis for a tasty chilli or soup. For more information on beans, see here. For more information on God, read the Holy Bible (KJV 1611).
Brother, could this be why Mexicans (Catholics) are so fond of beans? Perhaps they're moving away from the Jesus cookie and moving toward the burrito?
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Yeah...The thing is with poles like this is you only give people a couple of options. See, I go to church, but not always, and I believe in Jesus and the ten commandments, and I believe christianity is the true religion...but at the same time, I don't go around putting in stuff about agnostics being people jesus should bitchslap.
The poll asks what you believe. You only need to select the option which describes what you believe, not comment on why you don't believe the other options.

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did Jesus ever actually kill anyone?
Jesus is God. God has killed or will kill everyone who has or will ever live. He also directly killed over 2 million in the Bible.

When Jesus returns (see Revelation), He will slaughter 1/3 of all humanity.

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Or should I start reading the right bible which is OBVIOUSLY what you have.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-27-2009, 11:21 PM

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Yeah...The thing is with poles like this is you only give people a couple of options.
I put in six options, not "a couple." How many more would you like?


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See, I go to church, but not always, and I believe in Jesus and the ten commandments, and I believe christianity is the true religion...
If you only obey the Ten Commandments, that would make you a joo.

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but at the same time,
Here's your big mistake, son. There are no "buts" when it comes to God's Plan for our Salvation. Any attempt to spin it or water it down will ensure your place in the lake of fire.

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Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all

Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

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I don't go around putting in stuff about agnostics being people jesus should bitchslap. did Jesus ever actually kill anyone? Or should I start reading the right bible which is OBVIOUSLY what you have.
I have no idea what you "go around" doing, but I can tell you what you should be doing.

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2 Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
That means the entire Holy Bible, friend, not just the parts you remember or that make you feel all gushy inside. Jesus was about more than that. He expressed Himself quite well in the Gospels.

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Luke 19:27 But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-29-2009, 06:36 PM

Well, I'm a Agnostic. I don't see the problem in letting another person; that you will never speak to and does not have any impact in your life. Why do you people HAVE to force your Region on other people that will just upset them and then just cause you people to look like idiots in the eyes of the public? I understand that you've been brought up and taught that the only correct way, is your way. But, can't you have some civil sense about yourselves and just accept that in this free world. A human being and believe what ever he/she would desire.

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You people make me laugh. You think that you're all correct. And that if you don't think YOUR way and Believe YOUR way are all going to this so called "Hell". I laugh in your face. I hope you know you all will be left here in this world if a "God" actually shows up. And you won't know what you did wrong.

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-29-2009, 06:41 PM

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Well, I'm a Agnostic. I don't see the problem in letting another person; that you will never speak to and does not have any impact in your life. Why do you people HAVE to force your Region on other people that will just upset them and then just cause you people to look like idiots in the eyes of the public? I understand that you've been brought up and taught that the only correct way, is your way. But, can't you have some civil sense about yourselves and just accept that in this free world. A human being and believe what ever he/she would desire.

tl;dr

You people make me laugh. You think that you're all correct. And that if you don't think YOUR way and Believe YOUR way are all going to this so called "Hell". I laugh in your face. I hope you know you all will be left here in this world if a "God" actually shows up. And you won't know what you did wrong.

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-29-2009, 07:31 PM

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Well, I'm a Agnostic. I don't see the problem in letting another person; that you will never speak to and does not have any impact in your life. Why do you people HAVE to force your Region on other people that will just upset them and then just cause you people to look like idiots in the eyes of the public? I understand that you've been brought up and taught that the only correct way, is your way. But, can't you have some civil sense about yourselves and just accept that in this free world. A human being and believe what ever he/she would desire.
Why do you hate your fellow humans so?

We want everybody to have the chance to go to Heaven. In order to do so, they must follow all of God's commands.

You want us not to tell people how to avoid an eternity of agonizing torture.

Is that because you're a liberal? (You're certainly liberal when it comes to spelling and grammar.)


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-29-2009, 10:32 PM

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Why do you hate your fellow humans so?

We want everybody to have the chance to go to Heaven. In order to do so, they must follow all of God's commands.

You want us not to tell people how to avoid an eternity of agonizing torture.

Is that because you're a liberal? (You're certainly liberal when it comes to spelling and grammar.)
Well Mam, I never said that I felt hatred towards anyone at all. So you say that you want people to go to Heaven, in which they have to follow YOUR interpretation of the Bible, why? Why do they have to look and understand the Bible in YOUR angle and view points? I mean, if you look at it without any type of Religious view points before hand, you would see that its a very open to interpretation kind of book.

Also, in what way are you CERTAIN that you yourselves are not eternally damning your self's by hating others? I don't think that God himself put people of other faiths on this Planet just for others to expel hatred against them. If they will follow your faith then good for them. But, if they choose another way to Worship your God, then let them be. Now, I'm sure most of you walking down the street don't yell racial slurs to others just because of the color of their skin, or how they dress. Help you please if you do. Which is very close minded to do.

Long story short, why live in a world of hate. When the next day you could die by something you have no control over. Why not do good out of just being a good person, and not do good because you don't want to be eternally damned. A simple question.
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you would see that its a very open to interpretation kind of book.
Can you give me your "interpretation" of:

Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.


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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-29-2009, 10:48 PM

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Can you give me your "interpretation" of:

Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.


Take your time...
Why should I, because the answer that I will give you will surely be incorrect. And then I'll have a hundred of you people yelling in my face about how "I'm 100% wrong" And their "I'm right, I don't care what you say, I won't listen to you or what you have to say, I'm right and I know that I'm right because some guy beside me says that I'm right"

Its just not worth it at the moment. Maybe when I see that some of you will actually listen to a human not in your faith, I'll try a little harder.
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Long story short, why live in a world of hate. When the next day you could die by something you have no control over. Why not do good out of just being a good person, and not do good because you don't want to be eternally damned. A simple question.
We live in the world of God's love. Unless you become Saved©, you have no hope of understanding what that means.

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Friend, you really need to take a look at THIS thread, designed specifically for new posters such as yourself, the better to answer your questions.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-29-2009, 10:55 PM

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Why should I, because the answer that I will give you will surely be incorrect. And then I'll have a hundred of you people yelling in my face about how "I'm 100% wrong" And their "I'm right, I don't care what you say, I won't listen to you or what you have to say, I'm right and I know that I'm right because some guy beside me says that I'm right"

Its just not worth it at the moment. Maybe when I see that some of you will actually listen to a human not in your faith, I'll try a little harder.
Really friend, what kind of attitude is that? We are trying to help you here.

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-29-2009, 11:01 PM

Well, it seems I'm off for now. You people won't stop shoving scriptures down my throat. I choose not to read your book. Why? Because, In my eyes, it is just another book, for people to read. If you look at it in a way. The Bible is just like Twilight. You have a fan club of it. Some people like the book, and others dislike it. While some people even hate the fan club itself. And just for the Bible, there are many different "Twilight's" so there are many fan clubs. Some fan clubs hate others, while some just sit back and keep to themselves.

So Religion is just another way to tell human beings why their on this Planet. We have no other purpose other than to reproduce. Which, until we are wiped out, we will keep doing. Some people turn to Religion because they just want answers and don't want to wait for Science. I myself can wait, I love learning new things about how we became what we are today. Also, I don't need to know why I'm here, I would like to know.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-29-2009, 11:17 PM

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Well, it seems I'm off for now. You people won't stop shoving scriptures down my throat. I choose not to read your book. Why? Because, In my eyes, it is just another book, for people to read. If you look at it in a way. The Bible is just like Twilight. You have a fan club of it. Some people like the book, and others dislike it. While some people even hate the fan club itself. And just for the Bible, there are many different "Twilight's" so there are many fan clubs. Some fan clubs hate others, while some just sit back and keep to themselves.
Now friend, that is unfair. Have people waged real wars over Twilight or used Twilight as a guide for organizing society? You can not just opt out of The Bible friend. It will find you and we Christians are commissioned by God to help you reach salvation, not matter what it takes.



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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-29-2009, 11:53 PM

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Well, it seems I'm off for now. You people won't stop shoving scriptures down my throat.


Wait, wait. Let me see if I have this right.

You joined a church's web forum, and you're upset that the members want to talk about God.



Let me guess, you'd also join an auto mechanic's forum and then whine that they talk too much about cars, right?



Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-30-2009, 01:21 PM

Of course I'm not an atheist! I'm a well-adjusted and morally upstanding citizen of this Christian nation. That's the difference between an Atheist and a Christian: their moral compasses have gotten them lost, while our compasses are taking us right where we want to go (Heaven).
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-30-2009, 03:40 PM

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Yeah...The thing is with poles like this is you only give people a couple of options. See, I go to church, but not always, and I believe in Jesus and the ten commandments, and I believe christianity is the true religion...but at the same time, I don't go around putting in stuff about agnostics being people jesus should bitchslap.
Why are you complaining? We gave you an option that describes your beliefs perfectly: False Christian.
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Well Mam, I never said that I felt hatred towards anyone at all. So you say that you want people to go to Heaven, in which they have to follow YOUR interpretation of the Bible, why? Why do they have to look and understand the Bible in YOUR angle and view points?
They don't. They have to look at it from God's angle, like we do.
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Now, I'm sure most of you walking down the street don't yell racial slurs to others just because of the color of their skin, or how they dress.
That's just crazy. Why would we shout racial slurs at people because of the way they dress? I don't think anyone here would call someone a chink because they were wearing a bowler hat, if that's what you're trying to say.
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Help you please if you do.
Your writing style isn't very clear. Are you trying to say that if we did call people darkies for wearing their trousers tucked into their socks, you'd like to help us do so? We appreciate your politeness, but I don't think that'll be needed.
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Why should I, because the answer that I will give you will surely be incorrect.
Then just give a correct answer. It's not difficult.
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Its just not worth it at the moment. Maybe when I see that some of you will actually listen to a human not in your faith, I'll try a little harder.
But why should we listen to a tool of Satan?
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Of course I'm not an atheist! I'm a well-adjusted and morally upstanding citizen of this Christian nation. That's the difference between an Atheist and a Christian: their moral compasses have gotten them lost, while our compasses are taking us right where we want to go (Heaven).
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 04-30-2009, 06:40 PM

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Wait, wait. Let me see if I have this right.

You joined a church's web forum, and you're upset that the members want to talk about God.



Let me guess, you'd also join an auto mechanic's forum and then whine that they talk too much about cars, right?

Ok... let me get this right. Your better than lichkang, but you mock him. I thought Christians were suppose to be open minded and excepting. And I also thought you guys were suppose to spread the word of God to the ignorant, not discourage them by laghing at them... Oh the hypocrasy!
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Ok... let me get this right. Your better than lichkang, but you mock him. I thought Christians were suppose to be open minded and excepting. And I also thought you guys were suppose to spread the word of God to the ignorant, not discourage them by laghing at them... Oh the hypocrasy!
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Ok... let me get this right. Your better than lichkang, but you mock him. I thought Christians were suppose to be open minded and excepting. And I also thought you guys were suppose to spread the word of God to the ignorant, not discourage them by laghing at them... Oh the hypocrasy!
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Welcome to our forum. It is obvious that you did not read the Pastors rules and Announcements. You are a guest here and we request that you do as we ask. Please read through the Pastors Rules and Announcement. Pay particular attention to the "noobs" thread. Post your introduction on the introduction forum. Please be polite.

Any further discussion we care to have with you will take place on the introduction forum.

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