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Default "MERRY CHRISTMAS, Landover Baptists!" - 12-25-2009, 03:10 PM

I'm Sure this is the very thing the Tiny Baby Jesus would say to us all if He could be here with us Right now

But in a way, He IS, here.......isn't He? ISN'T HE, Pastor?! ISN'T HE???
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Default Re: "MERRY CHRISTMAS, Landover Baptists!" - 12-25-2009, 03:23 PM

He's given us all a wonderful Christmas present this year: the sight of the Antichrist Popo getting a smack upside his unsaved face. And an old blasphemer breaking his leg. Shout glory!


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Default Re: "MERRY CHRISTMAS, Landover Baptists!" - 12-25-2009, 03:27 PM

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He's given us all a wonderful Christmas present this year: the sight of the Antichrist Popo getting a smack upside his unsaved face. And an old blasphemer breaking his leg. Shout glory!
My GOD, that is Awesome. Do you think He arranged it Himself, to show us that, even when He could be out celebrating His Birthday, Truely, He is with us Truely True Christians?
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Default Re: "MERRY CHRISTMAS, Landover Baptists!" - 12-25-2009, 05:31 PM

Wasn't that awesome! Thank you Baby Jesus.
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Default Re: "MERRY CHRISTMAS, Landover Baptists!" - 12-26-2009, 12:27 AM

He is awesome.. If only he would give us a sign that includes the Negra communist ruler of ours, It would be the best baby Jesus day ever...

Praise Jesus..


"And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good wine until now. This beginning of miracles did Jesus in Cana of Galilee, and manifested forth His glory; and His disciples believed on Him" (John 2:10-11 KJV)
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