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Default Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! - 06-14-2011, 10:09 AM
I don't think Sony or Nintendo make a game where you grind the bones of German babies to make Passover bread.

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Default Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! - 08-05-2011, 07:08 AM
Wait
but the PS3
is un-American
and i sure am not going to obtain such a device
i prefer an xbox 360 as Microsoft is american unlike Sony
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Default Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! - 08-05-2011, 07:11 AM
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Wait
but the PS3
is un-American
and i sure am not going to obtain such a device
i prefer an xbox 360 as Microsoft is american unlike Sony
We have a deal with Sony. I'm sure you understand.

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Default Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! - 04-16-2012, 05:38 AM
I accept Jesus for everything he had done for us. Not for a ps3.
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Default Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! - 04-16-2012, 06:08 AM
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I accept Jesus for everything he had done for us. Not for a ps3.
Glory! Then Landover won't need to send you one.

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Default Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! - 04-27-2012, 11:52 PM
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Wait
but the PS3
is un-American
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i prefer an xbox 360 as Microsoft is american unlike Sony
Why would you possibly want anything the Microsoft corporation have produced it will be over priced and of inferior quality
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Default Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! - 04-28-2012, 12:49 AM
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Default Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! - 06-04-2012, 12:57 PM
Stupid.....
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Default Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! - 06-04-2012, 01:05 PM
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Stupid.....
That's probably the worst Introduction we've had for a long time. You've done the 'tell us about yourself' bit - now go to the Introduction Forum and tell us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

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Default Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! - 09-19-2012, 09:17 PM
I accept Jesus into my heart, but I disagree with this man giving away free games consoles in return for his everlasting love.

I believe this man is a fraud and should be swiftly removed from this blessed forum.
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Default Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! - 09-19-2012, 09:28 PM
Friend, like God gave you life, this sweet man is willing to give you a gift. Are you really that afraid of a commitment?

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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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Default Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! - 09-19-2012, 09:49 PM
This man is a fraud!!!

he is trying to promote the ps3 and Wii as a false idol.

clearly stated in the 10 commandments that this is highly frowned upon by our good lord.

by giving away these items for free he is tempting us to play on the Call Of Duty and the God Of War. (not our God who has never been affiliated with war, (the story of noahs ark is not war but just the genocide of everyone in the world apart from a select few. remarkably like someone in germany in the second world war)) the FIFA is a sin. many people play on these "games" on a social networking website instead of spending hours and hours on a sunday in a church praying by themselves, quietly.

i say again this man is a fraud!
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Default Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! - 09-19-2012, 09:53 PM
Tell me friend, is it not true, you applied for a free gaming console with free Biblical game and you were turned down for lack of Faith? Be honest, God is watching.

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Default Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! - 09-19-2012, 10:01 PM
ok ps3 please

i am persuaded
but dont you dare send me the 10 free games! im not worthy.
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Default Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! - 05-03-2013, 09:18 AM
Isnt this bribery? Are you really bribing kids into your religion? Wow
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Isnt this bribery? Are you really bribing kids into your religion? Wow
Are you saying that it is wrong for God to offer us Heaven and eternal life in exchange for our belief and obedience? Who are you to say that God is wrong?

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Default Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! - 06-10-2013, 07:37 PM
I just recently saw this. Well, I'm good on that. I think you should send a video game system for the Christian to break as celebration of turning away from such sinful luxuries!
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Default Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! - 06-10-2013, 08:49 PM
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Isnt this bribery? Are you really bribing kids into your religion? Wow
There is Biblical authority for using the world's own goods against them...

Luke 16:9: "And I say unto you, Make to yourselves friends of the mammon of unrighteousness; that, when ye fail, they may receive you into everlasting habitations."

In other words, use worldly things to bring people to Christ. And when their hopes fail, they will receive your message and be Saved™.

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Default Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3! - 11-01-2013, 10:30 PM
well consoles are evil why not give them a boring old book no one really reads or something useful like a high end gaming pc?
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