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Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson
It is critical news and all other news, including the war in Iraq, torture schmorture, Paris Tiltin', and any news about Godly Republicans going to jail MUST BE POSTPONED to make room for the E COLI ALERT. We will resume normal news on November 8.
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uhmmmm, Sister, have you forgotten your priorities? This
E COLI ALERT has pushed poor little Jon Bennet Ramsey right off the front page, as if a trumped-up "breakthrough" into solving her tragic at-home-on-Christmas-Eve-when-only-her-parents-were-in-the-house death was unimportant to us all.