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Default Quick Question - 11-29-2007, 05:28 AM

Why is it that theres an advertising banner for a documentary claiming there was no Jesus on this website. Seems fairly counter-conducive to the whole point, am I right? Or is this the heathen-logic inside me taking over? Sometimes I fear it.
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Default Re: Quick Question - 11-29-2007, 07:06 AM

Well it's a pretty simple way to separate the heathens and believers. God is watching your every click! Think of it as the first level of God's filtration system, from there on it gets tougher. Though, I wouldn't call your thinking heathen 'logic', as that's a bit of an oxymormon. Perhaps heathen 'ignorance'.


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Default Re: Quick Question - 11-29-2007, 02:01 PM

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Why is it that theres an advertising banner for a documentary claiming there was no Jesus on this website. Seems fairly counter-conducive to the whole point, am I right? Or is this the heathen-logic inside me taking over? Sometimes I fear it.
I have never seen any ads like the one you are describing.

The ads are served by Google. They match your Google cookie to your past Google searches, to find things that you are likely to be interested in. You are seeing anti-Jesus ads because Google knows that you hate Jesus.

REPENT! Before it's too late.

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Default Re: Quick Question - 11-29-2007, 02:06 PM

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The ads are served by Google. They match your Google cookie to your past Google searches, to find things that you are likely to be interested in. You are seeing anti-Jesus ads because Google knows that you hate Jesus.

Har, har, har. Busted!!!

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Default Re: Quick Question - 11-29-2007, 02:16 PM

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Har, har, har. Busted!!!

Sinners are so stupid.
Yeah, especially the ones on the Mario thread who denied that they are gay but admitted they were seeing pro-gay ads. Who do those perverts think they are fooling?

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