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read it, and then...listen to it, because it is absolutely true...so stop shoving it down peoples throats...

And also, explain to me how you know this is God's favorite forum? The bible doesn't say anything about the internet, so either it doesn't exist, or God hates it...or better yet, it gets you raped...after all how do sex offenders find little children to meet up with? in internet chat rooms God hates the internet....betteer shut your computers off and burn them because DA DEVIL HAZ YOU!!!!

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Default Re: Well this fits perfectly right here... - 10-21-2010, 05:39 AM

words are not porn so I will post it again....it is your fault after all...you absolutely refuse to delete my profile...do it again and I may send the devil to your house....after all..porn? super LOL at that...mormon....

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Default Re: Well this fits perfectly right here... - 10-21-2010, 05:49 AM

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Default Re: Well this fits perfectly right here... - 10-21-2010, 05:55 AM

dumbass....it's http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqLMcyUFrSA not the barney song...wow...I love learning to potty train...so much fun to piffle with my mommy (bible doesn't say the word piffle is wrong)
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Default Re: Well this fits perfectly right here... - 10-21-2010, 06:00 AM

<<<<<<<<<<<<Swear Words Deleted >>>>>>>>>>>>or whatever the hell that is... (you have started a war you cannot win here) maybe I should hit send right now (and you know what I am talking about too) because when I hit send, you go offline...period...and wow are you childish...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFdRqoVSZPE
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Default Re: Well this fits perfectly right here... - 10-21-2010, 06:08 AM

I plan on it....being that a very many thing on this site are illegal, as in beating your wife or kids....and shit like that that has been happening...you have placed enough on yourselves to put a lot of people away for a very very long time and I plan to capitalize on that. (Actually if I wished to take the time I could sue every person on here for untold amounts of money, but real Christians don't do that)

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Default Re: Well this fits perfectly right here... - 10-21-2010, 06:11 AM

If beating your wife is wrong, what's with all the porn that basically promotes the same thing?

Oh and could you please tell us where in the US it is illegal to use corporal punishment on your own children?


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Default Re: Well this fits perfectly right here... - 10-21-2010, 06:29 AM

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(Actually if I wished to take the time I could sue every person on here for untold amounts of money, but real Christians don't do that)

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Indeed, that would make you a filthy hook nosed Christ killer.

Why don't you quit being such a little bitch and try to use the Bible to prove us wrong? I forgot, you can't, so you have to try to engage in peripheral activity that has nothing to do with the Word of God.

Every second you are wasting persecuting us could be better spent actually reading your Bible and quoting it.
Being a borderline retard, it's easier to attack the messenger instead of the message, right Ryan?


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(Actually if I wished to take the time I could sue every person on here for untold amounts of money, but real Christians don't do that)
And real lawyers have heard of Rule 11.


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Default Re: Well this fits perfectly right here... - 10-21-2010, 07:26 PM

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I plan on it....being that a very many thing on this site are illegal...you have placed enough on yourselves to put a lot of people away for a very very long time and I plan to capitalize on that. (Actually if I wished to take the time I could sue every person on here for untold amounts of money, but real Christians don't do that)
Game on!
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So, Kolonol : you will breach the walls of Gods' Holy Citadel to attack the brood of muscular, oiled-up & buffed, True Christian soldiers. You are here to do fierce hand-to-hand battle in the noon-day sun ?

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And real lawyers have heard of Rule 11.
Not to mention threatening illegal malicious activity like crashing a website threw a DOS attack. Something that could get one perma banned by their ISP.



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Default Re: Well this fits perfectly right here... - 10-21-2010, 09:04 PM

And all real lawyers can't cover up bruises....unless you can use the force or something, in which you are going to be called a which....or a sith either one...the thing is, I never lose....you would be well off to remember that
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And all real lawyers can't cover up bruises....unless you can use the force or something, in which you are going to be called a which....or a sith either one...the thing is, I never lose....you would be well off to remember that
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Default Re: Well this fits perfectly right here... - 10-21-2010, 09:21 PM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFdRqoVSZPE
Elmo, could you please tell me exactly for what damages you would be suing, and why you think you have standing?

Oh, and you do realize that cyberterrorism is a felony, correct?


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And all real lawyers can't cover up bruises....unless you can use the force or something, in which you are going to be called a which....or a sith either one...the thing is, I never lose....you would be well off to remember that
By your inverted syntax , and poor use of American grammar, you have given your true identity away.
Kolonol, or Colonel, or is it Sangjwa !

I spotted you as a maleficent hacker from the Korean People's Army of Democratic People's Republic of Korea
So, Kim Jong-il has sent another starving code-monkey emissary (from some underground hellhole hacker-room deep inside his Godless country) to threaten and mock us Godly USA Christians.
Jig is up. You must be Kolonel Menta Li Ill to even try and test our righteous might. Go back to suckin' your rotten kimchi , you commie hacker.

Leave us to rest comfortably on our God given Constitutional Church Rights Our God driven USA government may not answer religious questions, therefore it is our right to invoke the Constitutional limits on the Churches' liability for negligent supervision and breach of fiduciary duty. TAKE THAT.
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Default Re: Well this fits perfectly right here... - 10-23-2010, 08:30 PM

Butch...are you a lesbian. Thats a lesbian name...Butch. Do you have tassles for your nipples?! Do you rub them in circles to make the Catholics squirm?


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Default Re: Well this fits perfectly right here... - 10-23-2010, 08:42 PM

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And all real lawyers can't cover up bruises....unless you can use the force or something, in which you are going to be called a which....or a sith either one...the thing is, I never lose....you would be well off to remember that
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Butch...are you a lesbian. Thats a lesbian name...Butch. Do you have tassles for your nipples?! Do you rub them in circles to make the Catholics squirm?
You know, I log onto this site because I support LBC mission in showing the world the truth about God and His Holy Word, the Bible.

But sometimes I stick around just for the entertainment value.

I would ask if posters like the ones above have anything better to do with their lives, but obviously they must not. Ah well, they are good for laughs and if they can't come up with a more gutsy way to serve Satan than to pester this site (Come on, man, are you too much of a sissy to sacrifice one bleating little goat?!) then at least we know that they aren't hurting anybody but themselves with their inane little antics.


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