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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
02-27-2012, 07:12 PM
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Maybe someone can explain to us in detail exactly how we've misinterpreted the Bible and what the correct interpretation is. I'll even give that person a hint: We don't interpret the Bible; we just read it and follow what it says.
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right rather than being the big man up top, who blocks the user then makes a statement to make it look like I ran away. Why don't you unblock my old account El Diablo and have a nice Stephen Fry Slaughters the Catholic Church debate...
If not, then I hope this messages serves its purpose showing that your pastor had to block me first before he decided to write any messages.
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02-27-2012, 07:14 PM
*the speck in another mans eye.
P.s. your moma's so fat when God said 'let there be light' he had to tell her to move her fat ass.
Bit of a topical joke there
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02-27-2012, 07:16 PM
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right rather than being the big man up top, who blocks the user then makes a statement to make it look like I ran away. Why don't you unblock my old account El Diablo and have a nice Stephen Fry Slaughters the Catholic Church debate...
If not, then I hope this messages serves its purpose showing that your pastor had to block me first before he decided to write any messages.
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You don't interpret the bible, you just read it? well thats brain washing if I ever saw it. Whats wrong with Questioning things to attain your faith and become more knowledgeable of what you are teaching?
Next Point! The 'sinful' Island is home to 36,632 Catholics out 80,000. This is including people that have immigrated.
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
02-27-2012, 07:17 PM
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Oh look, the big man takes it upon himself to point out a simple grammatical error. Maybe you should take a look through this thread and take note of the horrific spelling mistakes that 'gods langauge' seems to contain such as 'sheeps', 'Isle of Mannish'. Check Matthews teachings on taking the log out of your own eye before pointing out the speck in your own
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Why the hate? The bible (KJV1611) commands us to be charitable and kind: by gently pointing your school girl errors I have done just that.
1 Corinthians 13:13 And now abideth faith, hope, charity, these three; but the greatest of these is charity.
I'm sorry you take offence at this. I always try to think of the bible (KJV1611) at times like these.
Matthew 11:6 And blessed is he, whosoever shall not be offended in me.
Proverbs 5:13 And have not obeyed the voice of my teachers, nor inclined mine ear to them that instructed me!
Seems to me that you're actively taking this antagonistic position; which is in no way a good thing. Ignoring the bible (KJV1611) is a one way ticket to Hell
Psalm 73:22 So foolish was I, and ignorant: I was as a beast before thee.
We all know the what the Beast is
Revelation 13:18 Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.
I really hope that you can see that I'm only try to help you avoid Hell.
All the best.
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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02-27-2012, 07:31 PM
Well I'd love to stay and chat but i have some celtic pagan gods to go worship, some sheep to sexually abuse and an orgy with all my boyfriends to attend. You guys should chill out though, you'll give yourself a heart condition haha.
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02-27-2012, 07:42 PM
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You don't interpret the bible, you just read it? well thats brain washing if I ever saw it. Whats wrong with Questioning things to attain your faith and become more knowledgeable of what you are teaching?
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What's wrong with actually answering my question? As for questioning things to attain our faith, here's what God tells us:
Proverbs 3:5-6: Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.
But don't tell me; let me guess: We're "interpreting" that one wrong, too.
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Next Point! The 'sinful' Island is home to 36,632 Catholics out 80,000. This is including people that have immigrated.
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02-27-2012, 08:14 PM
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' I don't burn anyone' Just countries I take it then?
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What country have I burned?
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If you wish for the gods favor, try following the rules he lay to the teeth, not to what you have created. Your views are based on non-factual evidence.
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A) The views I hold are not my own but the very Word of God
2) I don't wish for "the gods favor" but for the LORD of Lords to shine His continence on me, which He does because I am a True Christian™, and for that I am blessed.
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As for the involvement in Anal rape? I am thinking there is a past experience here with you? were you touched by a cold finger that gave birth to your mighty discriminate views?
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I told you, the views are not my own. You suggest God has been anally raped?
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
02-27-2012, 08:26 PM
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Well I'd love to stay and chat but i have some celtic pagan gods to go worship, some sheep to sexually abuse and an orgy with all my boyfriends to attend. You guys should chill out though, you'll give yourself a heart condition haha.
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Why not go out to Chicken Rock and have a nice wank instead. It's an easy way to get rid of your hard condition haha.
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02-27-2012, 09:47 PM
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Well I'd love to stay and chat but i have some celtic pagan gods to go worship, some sheep to sexually abuse and an orgy with all my boyfriends to attend. You guys should chill out though, you'll give yourself a heart condition haha.
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i gotta say, i think your right. might go and wrangle me a nice lamb.
but give credit were credit is due, there are more cousin-piffleer livestock cornholing hillbillies in the USA than the total population of the british isles. id say take care of your own inbreeding before trying to tackle it elsewhere yeah?
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02-27-2012, 09:49 PM
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i gotta say, i think your right. might go and wrangle me a nice lamb.
but give credit were credit is due, there are more cousin-piffleer livestock cornholing hillbillies in the USA than the total population of the british isles. id say take care of your own inbreeding before trying to tackle it elsewhere yeah?
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You've never heard of thieving gypsy bastards? They inbreed all the time?
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02-27-2012, 09:55 PM
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You've never heard of thieving gypsy bastards? They inbreed all the time?
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The English are pretty ignorant, friend. Not only do they not recognize the thieving gypsies as common as pigeons in their cities, they don't even recognize the difference between men and women. Don't forget, this is the country that gave us Boy George.
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02-27-2012, 10:12 PM
The day we take seriously people who believe a guy claiming to be the son of god and that his mum was a virgin will be a very sad day.
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02-27-2012, 10:13 PM
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The day we take seriously people who believe a guy claiming to be the son of god and that his mum was a virgin will be a very sad day.
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So nobody takes Christianity seriously at the moment?
What do they put in the water over there?
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02-27-2012, 10:29 PM
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The day we take seriously people who believe a guy claiming to be the son of god and that his mum was a virgin will be a very sad day.
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So you only believe things you experience for yourself? No science or history?
There is more proof of the existence of the Son of God than we have for Alexander the Great, or do you not believe he lived too?
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
02-27-2012, 11:07 PM
Hi all. Thought I should introduce myself to the debate. Born and raised (mostly) on the Isle of Man AND PROUD!!!! father is Irish (catholic), mother is English (protestant) and I am a catholic.
I look forward to some lively debates.
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
02-27-2012, 11:14 PM
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Hi all. Thought I should introduce myself to the debate. Born and raised (mostly) on the Isle of Man AND PROUD!!!! father is Irish (catholic), mother is English (protestant) and I am a catholic.
I look forward to some lively debates.
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#1: This is NOT a debate site.
#2: Papists are not Christians.
#3: Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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02-27-2012, 11:21 PM
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#1: This is NOT a debate site.
#2: Papists are not Christians.
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ok my fault, sorry for not introducing myself the proper way. i shall do that now and i am interested alot in this topic to talk about it with you guys
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
02-28-2012, 12:03 AM
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Hi all. Thought I should introduce myself to the debate. Born and raised (mostly) on the Isle of Man AND PROUD!!!! father is Irish (catholic), mother is English (protestant) and I am a catholic.
I look forward to some lively debates.
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So they have a PRIDE movement on the IOM?
V'ad smooinaghtyn dy beagh cabbyl jeeaghyn skee as deinagh ayns y voghree dy beagh eh er ve ec ny ferrishyn fud ny h-oie as beagh ad cur lesh yn saggyrt dy cur e vannaght er.
They were wrong--the horse had been with the priest.
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02-28-2012, 12:32 AM
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So they have a PRIDE movement on the IOM?
V'ad smooinaghtyn dy beagh cabbyl jeeaghyn skee as deinagh ayns y voghree dy beagh eh er ve ec ny ferrishyn fud ny h-oie as beagh ad cur lesh yn saggyrt dy cur e vannaght er.
They were wrong--the horse had been with the priest.
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incase anyone cant speak manx gaelic heres the translation
They used to think if a horse was looking tired and weary in the morning then it had been with the fairies all night and they would bring the priest to put his blessing on it.
clearly you dont know that we have faries on the island. theres a bridge on the island called fairy brdge which you have to say 'hello little people' (they dont like being called fairies) other wise you will get bad luck. just thought youd like to know
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Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man -
02-28-2012, 12:39 AM
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They used to think if a horse was looking tired and weary in the morning then it had been with the fairies all night and they would bring the priest to put his blessing on it.
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Seriously, this Isle of Man sounds like hell on earth. Not only are you mainly catlicks, but queers come and sodomize your horse all night. The poor horse than has to go another round of abuse by a ring kissing papist priest putting his "blessing" on it.
What is going on??
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