Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > General Church Fellowship
Reload this Page Debunking common myths about Christianity
General Church Fellowship A place for True Christians to join in praise, faith and fellowship.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#121)
Old
Born Again Bob's Avatar
Born Again Bob Born Again Bob is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

True Christian™ Christian Love Real American™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year Long service medal, 3rd class True Christian™ Eunuch. Persecuted Porn Resistant Super Soaker Baptism Award Punched the most queers Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Heterosexual™ True Christian Hotrodder

 
Posts: 2,442
Join Date: Sep 2006
Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity - 05-06-2011, 02:56 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jarska View Post
How about this? Should i bee intelligent or not in gods eyes?

PRO 4:7 Wisdom is the principal thing; therefore get wisdom: and with all thy getting get understanding.
ECC 1:18 For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.
1CO 1:19: "For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent."
Dear Friend,

You should follow all the advice that is provided for you in the Bible. That includes the advice that contradicts other advice in the Bible. So, get wisdom and understanding, knowing that they will bring you grief and God will destroy them.

Not so complicated, when you think about it.

Another case closed by Encyclopedia BAB!

Yours in Him,
BAB
Reply With Quote
(#122)
Old
Jarska Jarska is offline
Unsaved trash, Drooling Eskimo
 
 
Posts: 57
Join Date: May 2011
Location: eating blubber with my tribe
Jarska is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity - 05-06-2011, 02:57 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
I have no idea about your Eskimo gods. They are totally irrelevant to this thread.
Theres no eskimos in Finland.
I was asking you, should you be intelligent in the eyes of your god or not?
Reply With Quote
(#123)
Old
Born Again Bob's Avatar
Born Again Bob Born Again Bob is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

True Christian™ Christian Love Real American™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year Long service medal, 3rd class True Christian™ Eunuch. Persecuted Porn Resistant Super Soaker Baptism Award Punched the most queers Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Heterosexual™ True Christian Hotrodder

 
Posts: 2,442
Join Date: Sep 2006
Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity - 05-06-2011, 02:59 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jarska View Post
Theres no eskimos in Finland.
You killed all the Eskimos! You MONSTERS!
Reply With Quote
(#124)
Old
Alphonse Alban's Avatar
Alphonse Alban Alphonse Alban is offline
Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
 

Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Ready for the Rapture Friend of Jesus True Christian™ Ex-Masturbator Flat Earth Tell her once Bronze Tither Christian Love Porn Resistant Iceland Honorary Ex-Eskimo Pro-Life Public Awareness Medal Punched the most queers Persecuted One Year/1000 posts Ex-Scandinavian TC Bravery Eats the Most Pork True Republican Ex-eurotrash 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Babysitter Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Crown of Life True Heterosexual™ Saved 5 Years Mower Alternative Facts Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 5,720
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Surrounded by feral eskimos.
Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Alphonse Alban will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity - 05-06-2011, 03:03 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jarska View Post
Theres no eskimos in Finland.
Of course there are, I bet you are one yourself.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jarska View Post
I was asking you, should you be intelligent in the eyes of your god or not?
No you were not. You were not talking about God, you were talking about some heathen gods. This is what you asked.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jarska View Post
How about this? Should i bee intelligent or not in gods eyes?
See?

Again, learn how to read. Read the the whole scripture parts as in whole and learn. Then you can turn your head again to the question and wonder, how is intelligence relevant on verses talking about wisdom.
Reply With Quote
(#125)
Old
Jarska Jarska is offline
Unsaved trash, Drooling Eskimo
 
 
Posts: 57
Join Date: May 2011
Location: eating blubber with my tribe
Jarska is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity - 05-06-2011, 03:10 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Born Again Bob View Post
Dear Friend,

You should follow all the advice that is provided for you in the Bible. That includes the advice that contradicts other advice in the Bible. So, get wisdom and understanding, knowing that it will bring you grief and God will destroy it.

Not so complicated, when you think about it.

Another case closed by Encyclopedia BAB!

Yours in Him,
BAB
Thanks for answering me but whats the point in getting wisdom if god is going to destroy it anyway?
Reply With Quote
(#126)
Old
Born Again Bob's Avatar
Born Again Bob Born Again Bob is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

True Christian™ Christian Love Real American™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year Long service medal, 3rd class True Christian™ Eunuch. Persecuted Porn Resistant Super Soaker Baptism Award Punched the most queers Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Heterosexual™ True Christian Hotrodder

 
Posts: 2,442
Join Date: Sep 2006
Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity - 05-06-2011, 03:13 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jarska View Post
Thanks for answering me but whats the point in getting wisdom if god is going to destroy it anyway?
Dear Friend,

The point is to do what God says because God says it. That's the only point.

If we said the Bible had to make sense, we would be making a false idol of logic. That would be idolatry, and blasphemy. See "2+2=5" below my post for more.

Yours in Him,
BAB
Reply With Quote
(#127)
Old
Jarska Jarska is offline
Unsaved trash, Drooling Eskimo
 
 
Posts: 57
Join Date: May 2011
Location: eating blubber with my tribe
Jarska is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity - 05-06-2011, 03:22 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Born Again Bob View Post
You killed all the Eskimos! You MONSTERS!
Where did you get that idea? There never have been eskimos in Finland
It says there that eskimos lived in Canada, Greenland, Alaska and Siberia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eskimo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
Of course there are, I bet you are one yourself.
I think you might be eskimo because you cant stop talking about them. Anyway see above link.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
No you were not. You were not talking about God, you were talking about some heathen gods. This is what you asked.


See?

Again, learn how to read. Read the the whole scripture parts as in whole and learn. Then you can turn your head again to the question and wonder, how is intelligence relevant on verses talking about wisdom.
Sorry. It was a spelling error. I meant "god's".
Reply With Quote
(#128)
Old
Cranky Old Man's Avatar
Cranky Old Man Cranky Old Man is offline
Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
You kids get off his lawn!
 

True Christian™ Real American™ Christian Love Christian Love Platinum Tither Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Gunfest '09 Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian The Lord’s Witness Wound 1st Year Bible College Punched the most queers Public Awareness Medal Public Awareness Medal One Year/1000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award True Christian Nerd Flat Earth The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Hatchet Child Rearing Award Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Touched by Jesus Babysitter 2014 Witch Hunt Award Stamp of Approval Trump of GOD True Christian Artist God's chosen ones Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 5 Years Paula Deen Negro Support Group True Christian Hotrodder 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Life Crown of Incorruptibility 20,000 posts BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts GLORY Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Saved 10 Years Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Clorox Cured Me Anti-Biden F1 for God

 
Posts: 22,424
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Close to God
Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity - 05-06-2011, 03:24 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jarska View Post
Where did you get that idea? There never have been eskimos in Finland
So instead of admitting you killed them, you claim they never existed? You are worse that Nazis. They at least admit they killed millions of Jews.


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
Reply With Quote
(#129)
Old
Jarska Jarska is offline
Unsaved trash, Drooling Eskimo
 
 
Posts: 57
Join Date: May 2011
Location: eating blubber with my tribe
Jarska is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity - 05-06-2011, 03:36 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Born Again Bob View Post
Dear Friend,

The point is to do what God says because God says it. That's the only point.

If we said the Bible had to make sense, we would be making a false idol of logic. That would be idolatry, and blasphemy. See "2+2=5" below my post for more.

Yours in Him,
BAB
I'm starting to see your point but you shouldnt take bible's word too seriusly. I mean if bible tells you to murder somebody would you do it? even though you will end up in jail or ruin your life by obeying the bible.
Reply With Quote
(#130)
Old
Born Again Bob's Avatar
Born Again Bob Born Again Bob is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

True Christian™ Christian Love Real American™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year Long service medal, 3rd class True Christian™ Eunuch. Persecuted Porn Resistant Super Soaker Baptism Award Punched the most queers Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Heterosexual™ True Christian Hotrodder

 
Posts: 2,442
Join Date: Sep 2006
Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Born Again Bob will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default 05-06-2011, 03:49 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jarska View Post
I'm starting to see your point but you shouldnt take bible's word too seriusly. I mean if bible tells you to murder somebody would you do it? even though you will end up in jail or ruin your life by obeying the bible.
Dear Friend,

God told Abraham to do exactly that. And not just murder anyone, but his own beloved son Isaac. Abraham was willing to do it (even though God called it off at the last minute). God was pleased Abraham passed this test. I like to think I'd pass the test too.

Yours in Him,
Bab
Posted via Mobile Device
Reply With Quote
(#131)
Old
Jarska Jarska is offline
Unsaved trash, Drooling Eskimo
 
 
Posts: 57
Join Date: May 2011
Location: eating blubber with my tribe
Jarska is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity - 05-06-2011, 03:49 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
So instead of admitting you killed them, you claim they never existed? You are worse that Nazis. They at least admit they killed millions of Jews.
Why did you ingore my other writing?
Let me quote myself

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jarska View Post
It says there that eskimos lived in Canada, Greenland, Alaska and Siberia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eskimo
Reply With Quote
(#132)
Old
Cranky Old Man's Avatar
Cranky Old Man Cranky Old Man is offline
Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
You kids get off his lawn!
 

True Christian™ Real American™ Christian Love Christian Love Platinum Tither Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Gunfest '09 Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian The Lord’s Witness Wound 1st Year Bible College Punched the most queers Public Awareness Medal Public Awareness Medal One Year/1000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award True Christian Nerd Flat Earth The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Hatchet Child Rearing Award Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Touched by Jesus Babysitter 2014 Witch Hunt Award Stamp of Approval Trump of GOD True Christian Artist God's chosen ones Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 5 Years Paula Deen Negro Support Group True Christian Hotrodder 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Life Crown of Incorruptibility 20,000 posts BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts GLORY Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Saved 10 Years Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Clorox Cured Me Anti-Biden F1 for God

 
Posts: 22,424
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Close to God
Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity - 05-06-2011, 03:51 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jarska View Post
Why did you ingore my other writing?
I didn't. I just countered your lies with the truth.

For example, we just killed Bin Laden. We are not lying about that, we just tell it to the world.


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
Reply With Quote
(#133)
Old
Ezekiel Bathfire's Avatar
Ezekiel Bathfire Ezekiel Bathfire is offline
Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
Christ's Rottweiler
 

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Christian Love Real American™ Tithing Manager Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS True Scientist™ Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Senior Pastor Teabag Patriot TC Bravery Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Ex-Brit Eats the Most Pork True Republican Ex-eurotrash Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Kirk Cameron Fan Club Nuts for JESUS! Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Stamp of Approval Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch Mower Donald Trump 2016! Anti-sodomy Pastor Ezekiel Aardvark Bathfire Crown of Life Alternative Facts Probing for Jesus 20,000 posts Saved 10 Years Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 22,727
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toiling selflessly towards Salvation
Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity - 05-08-2011, 11:19 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jarska View Post
Why did you ingore my other writing?
Let me quote myself
Explain this:

Name:  EskimoWiki.jpg
Views: 147
Size:  57.6 KB

And don't go editing Wiki, it won't work!





“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

Author of such illuminating essays as,
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
Reply With Quote
(#134)
Old
bigfella bigfella is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 3
Join Date: Jun 2011
bigfella is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity - 06-23-2011, 01:14 PM

Why is god real? what makes him real? i dont understand.
Reply With Quote
(#135)
Old
Cranky Old Man's Avatar
Cranky Old Man Cranky Old Man is offline
Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
You kids get off his lawn!
 

True Christian™ Real American™ Christian Love Christian Love Platinum Tither Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Gunfest '09 Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian The Lord’s Witness Wound 1st Year Bible College Punched the most queers Public Awareness Medal Public Awareness Medal One Year/1000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award True Christian Nerd Flat Earth The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Hatchet Child Rearing Award Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Touched by Jesus Babysitter 2014 Witch Hunt Award Stamp of Approval Trump of GOD True Christian Artist God's chosen ones Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 5 Years Paula Deen Negro Support Group True Christian Hotrodder 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Life Crown of Incorruptibility 20,000 posts BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts GLORY Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Saved 10 Years Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Clorox Cured Me Anti-Biden F1 for God

 
Posts: 22,424
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Close to God
Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Cranky Old Man will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity - 06-23-2011, 01:23 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by bigfella View Post
Why is god real? what makes him real? i dont understand.
He created all of us, it doesn't get more real than that. The details are in the Holy Bible. That's a book, one of those things with lots and lots of letters. Ever heard of it?


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
Reply With Quote
(#136)
Old
Pastor Ezekiel's Avatar
Pastor Ezekiel Pastor Ezekiel is offline
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
 

One Year/1000 posts Ribfest '09 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 1 Year Long service medal, 3rd class Christian Love True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Real American™ True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager 2008 Witch Hunt Award Gunfest '09 Senior Pastor Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus The Lord’s Witness Wound Home Schooled Punched the most queers TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Jailed for JESUS Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot 20,000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth 50,000 posts Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Japan Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Christian Provider™ award True Scientist™ Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award Outreach preacher Special Mission (North Korea) Golden Bear Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! WisconSIN Shooting survivor Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club In Love With Zeke Bear Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Man of the Year True Christian Hotrodder Paula Deen Negro Support Group Gator Touched by Jesus 75,000 posts Man of the Year Babysitter 2014 Witch Hunt Award Stamp of Approval Mission to Korea Trump of GOD Uber Angels Driver Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch Roper Crossburn Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Golden Bear Award Mission Long service medal, 2nd class Aardvark Asked questions later Heart of compassion Crown of Righteousness The Crown of Crowns Crown of Glory Crown of Incorruptibility Crown of Rejoicing Crown of Life BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Saved 10 Years Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Mission to the Philippines Clorox Cured Me QAnon Storm Chaser Anti-Biden British Royalty

 
Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity - 06-24-2011, 03:37 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by bigfella View Post
Why is god real? what makes him real? i dont understand.



Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
Reply With Quote
(#137)
Old
Billy Bob Jenkins's Avatar
Billy Bob Jenkins Billy Bob Jenkins is offline
Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
About as Straight and Manly as you can get
Hates anal sex. And trees.
True Christian™

True Christian™ Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Christian Love Ready for the Rapture Ex-Masturbator Parking Lot Tither True Christian Provider™ award Punched the most queers Real American™ The Lord’s Witness Wound Heaven Bound Home Schooled True Christian Hotrodder Teabag Patriot The Hatchet Child Rearing Award One Year/1000 posts Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life True Republican Ex-treehugger Sons of Liberty Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior Mission to Korea Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 8,323
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Protecting my children from homosexuals
Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity - 06-24-2011, 03:41 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by bigfella View Post
Why is god real? what makes him real? i dont understand.
You will know that God is real when He flicks like a dry booger your semen encrusted soul into the eternally seething flames of Hell.


The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
Reply With Quote
(#138)
Old
rakethelawn rakethelawn is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 7
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Chelsea, MI.
rakethelawn is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity - 10-17-2011, 04:51 PM

I must go there, to find my soul.
Reply With Quote
(#139)
Old
Bible Student's Avatar
Bible Student Bible Student is offline
Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
With Jesus now.
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS True Christian™ Ex-Masturbator Friend of Jesus 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Flat Earth The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Lord’s Witness Wound Tell her once Real American™ Christian Love TC Bravery One Year/1000 posts Gold Tither Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork

 
Posts: 2,474
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Miniscule Ohio town about which nobody heard
Bible Student is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Bible Student is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Bible Student is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Bible Student is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Bible Student is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Bible Student is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Bible Student is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Bible Student is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Bible Student is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Bible Student is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Bible Student is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.
Default Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity - 10-18-2011, 10:16 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by rakethelawn View Post
I must go there, to find my soul.
Have you been fantasizing about the Golden Compass trilogy? It is fiction you know, written by a God-hating atheist. Read the 1611 King James Bible and you will find that you and your soul are one. If your soul is in Hell, then I have to tell you, you are too. Except since you are typing here on this thread, the real Hell is yet to come for you. Don't worry, I'm sure you will make it. You are trapped in a hell of your own creation, lost in a book of fantasy.


YiJC, BS

II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.
Reply With Quote
(#140)
Old
Revlak Revlak is offline
Unsaved trash, swedish meatball
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 1
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: in my igloo, chewing blubber
Revlak is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Religion of Hate - 10-30-2011, 12:53 PM

Greetings

Since i cant make new thread, im going to ask few questions here, obviously you hate lot of things and blame on satan on pretty much everything,

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=70808

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...717#post810717

www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=12504

www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=65444

Heres few threads (Also, did you know that america has the most fat people in the world, and fatness can also be part of some disease)

You hate everything, And you really want to cut people pieces? Then what makes you BETTER than the satanists? Cant you see how your minds are poisoned? After seeing this forum, i think Christianity is really Religion of Hate ! In my opinion, blaming kid for getting raped, killing people, hating retard people, hating pretty much everything, this is not a religion anymore.

This is what i call mental disease.

Prove me wrong.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
bible study, false teachings, myths

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved