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Ladies: Try Applying Some Nuts To Your Face -
01-05-2011, 02:10 PM
Sorry for barging in here, ladies, but I just got an amazing beauty tip from a friend and I thought I would share it with you. Try applying nuts to your face! It is explained in this video:
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Re: Ladies: Try Applying Some Nuts To Your Face -
01-05-2011, 07:09 PM
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Sorry for barging in here, ladies, but I just got an amazing beauty tip from a friend and I thought I would share it with you. Try applying nuts to your face! It is explained in this video:
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Outstanding and will forward to Mrs. Porter. It would appear that these nuts are very finely broken up prior to application? Any ideas on how I should bust the nuts for her?
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Re: Ladies: Try Applying Some Nuts To Your Face -
01-05-2011, 07:14 PM
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Outstanding and will forward to Mrs. Porter. It would appear that these nuts are very finely broken up prior to application? Any ideas on how I should bust the nuts for her?
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Well, this is the first I've heard of this advice, but my guess is you should take your time to make sure the nuts are as fine and smooth as possible. A finely busted nut is surely better for the skin than a hastily busted one.
And thank you, Brother Gabe, for bringing this to my attention! I can't wait to try this out.
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Re: Ladies: Try Applying Some Nuts To Your Face -
01-05-2011, 07:20 PM
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Well, this is the first I've heard of this advice, but my guess is you should take your time to make sure the nuts are as fine and smooth as possible. A finely busted nut is surely better for the skin than a hastily busted one.
And thank you, Brother Gabe, for bringing this to my attention! I can't wait to try this out.
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Thank you Sister! I will try repeatedly grinding them until there is nothing further to gain from the process.
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Re: Ladies: Try Applying Some Nuts To Your Face -
01-05-2011, 08:01 PM
Coconuts are filled with a milky liquid that is great for your skin.
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Re: Ladies: Try Applying Some Nuts To Your Face -
01-06-2011, 01:33 AM
Sometimes I make Zeke brownies topped with crushed peanuts and we have em for desert. I always manage to get the crumbs on me and Zeke will say "You've got nuts on you chin" then he will wipe them off.
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Re: Ladies: Try Applying Some Nuts To Your Face -
01-06-2011, 02:22 AM
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Coconuts are filled with a milky liquid that is great for your skin.
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Coconuts are not really nuts.
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Re: Ladies: Try Applying Some Nuts To Your Face -
01-06-2011, 02:26 AM
This is very old news to some of us more thrifty Christians! My dad has been applying nut to my face for a very long time. It keeps my face clear of acne and helps keep it smooth. Remember! Don't be shy when it comes to using different nuts! Moderation is the key to success people! Also, when busting a nut always always make sure you clean up because it can become moldy if you leave it out too long.
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Re: Ladies: Try Applying Some Nuts To Your Face -
01-10-2011, 05:02 AM
I don't know if some of the ladies here are aware of this. But I have a female cousin who is an expert in all things culinary and she once demonstrated to me just how if a young lady is to rub and stroke the container that nuts come in, they came become liquefied and turn into what can be a nice cream topping for various buns and breast meats.
She also informed me that they are actually very high in protein apart from the above mentioned being very very good for the skin. I have since occasionally cooked more than usual.
Hopefully this helps some of you. I am not one to normally talk about my activities in the kitchen, but I once hosted a small dinner for friends and upon finding out that some of the ladies had never had my nut topping, I felt it was only right to squeeze some out so that they might enjoy a salty protein filled topping.
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Re: Ladies: Try Applying Some Nuts To Your Face -
01-10-2011, 04:34 PM
huh. I've never actually heard of this before. You learn something new everyday it seems
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Re: Ladies: Try Applying Some Nuts To Your Face -
01-14-2011, 04:06 AM
Is it a specific nut like walnuts or hazlenut or just any nut in general?
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Re: Ladies: Try Applying Some Nuts To Your Face -
01-14-2011, 04:14 AM
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Is it a specific nut like walnuts or hazlenut or just any nut in general?
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The larger the nut the better. Walnuts of dissimilar size seem to work best for Mrs. Porter's complexion. We have been grinding them until there is nothing further to come from the process, and she loves the results.
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Re: Ladies: Try Applying Some Nuts To Your Face -
01-14-2011, 04:36 AM
That's interesting, I think I'll have my wife try that. Thank you.
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Re: Ladies: Try Applying Some Nuts To Your Face -
01-14-2011, 05:18 AM
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Is it a specific nut like walnuts or hazlenut or just any nut in general?
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Re: Ladies: Try Applying Some Nuts To Your Face -
01-14-2011, 05:33 AM
Aren't those a very hard nut, and difficult to bust?
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Re: Ladies: Try Applying Some Nuts To Your Face -
01-14-2011, 05:35 AM
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Aren't those a very hard nut, and difficult to bust?
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Very. But she has no trouble with them. She relishes the challenge.
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Re: Ladies: Try Applying Some Nuts To Your Face -
01-14-2011, 05:10 PM
Funny you should mention that, Brother Ezekiel, now that I've tried nigger toes, I simply can't go back to regular nuts. Spoiled I guess. Lord have mercy Jesus!
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Re: Ladies: Try Applying Some Nuts To Your Face -
01-17-2011, 06:02 PM
I thought this was a secret kept only by the young boys in the Roman bath houses near the Vatican. Some secrets are just begging to bust out all over, I guess.
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Re: Ladies: Try Applying Some Nuts To Your Face -
01-13-2012, 08:27 PM
I have had nuts applied to my face for some time, to help me with my skin as well. We got the idea from one of the pastors here. He put his nuts on my face first to show my father what he needed to do. And yes, even though coconuts are not really a nut, the white milk from them is very good for the skin. Sometimes the pastor and my father put the white milk on me first and then they put the nuts on. A double doze of skin goodness!
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Re: Ladies: Try Applying Some Nuts To Your Face -
01-14-2012, 02:57 AM
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I have had nuts applied to my face for some time, to help me with my skin as well. We got the idea from one of the pastors here. He put his nuts on my face first to show my father what he needed to do. And yes, even though coconuts are not really a nut, the white milk from them is very good for the skin. Sometimes the pastor and my father put the white milk on me first and then they put the nuts on. A double doze of skin goodness!
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My pastor did this too, now my dad does it every morning before work and when he gets back, it works really well!
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