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Default Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics - 01-10-2013, 04:44 AM

They've had queer marriage there for years now. What a waste of beautiful beachfront!



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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics - 01-10-2013, 07:33 AM

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You're a stupid punk who lives in your parent's basement eating cheesies and watching porn.

You only come to bother us loving Christians after you developed a painful rash on your weiner.

Try watching cartoons. They will most likely be more intellectually stimulating and the danger of infection will be reduced.



Your beloved Portugal is filled with drunken, wine soaked perverts. Their disgusting faces only lend credence to how may brick walls they have stumbled into.

Your niece can rot in hell there. She will flower into one of those child sluts your country is famous for.

Also, I see you worship "Fatima"; what is that? I've never seen it in the Bible. Is she another one of those ancient whores you worship?




Welcome to our forum Mary. Only Christ can provide forgiveness. Giving birth to a black baby after being raped by a darkie is a tough one. My prayers are with you

You do realize this is all your fault don't you? Were you wearing stockings or make-up when this happened? I know you're embarrassed, but the Pastors and I need answers. Being labelled a slut-pig to a darkie is a hard thing to defend. Please pm me if you need further guidance. Kindly act as if you don't know me.

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I don't understand why are you so rude to me. I am an American just like you and a true Christian... I was just expressing my feelings towards Portugal. I'm not here to insult anyone...

My niece is also american and Christian. She has had the best education... If you don't want her in your church, I will find another one that is suitable for her. Thank you for your time
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Default Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics - 01-10-2013, 07:45 AM

Relax friend. Brother Deaner would not scourge you if he didn't love you. Don't faint at his rebuke. Say thank you to him.

Hebrews 12:5-8
5 And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him:
6 For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
7 If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
8 But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics - 01-10-2013, 12:18 PM

You're all a bunch of American racist people and surely aren't real Catholic, or wouldn't be that mean to other people!
More, is your IQ so low as they say? I'm starting to believe in that... I bet that most of you don't know Portugal and, incredibly, don't know WHERE it is!

Joao, PORTUGAL

P.S.: About the mister-anything that payed 2000 USD for a room...LOL dumbass!
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Default Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics - 01-10-2013, 02:09 PM

First of all, if you guys are not happy with Portugal and Portuguese people please do us a favor and don't come back. 2nd, I lived 2 years in your piece of shit country and I never saw a Portuguese channel on your piece of trash TV.
3rd, Portugal may be bunkrupt but the US have the greatest debt of all countries and it's a matter of time till you guys Bunkrupt. 4th keep living by god rules and continue to have your stupid lives. We have much more freedom of speech than you guys.

P.S.- We have our own language, it's Portuguese. You guys speak English. You're the ones who were Colonized.
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Default Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics - 01-10-2013, 02:23 PM

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The etymology of the word "Portuguese" is "Port of gays". Some naive people think this refers to a port where a lot of gays live. The truth is actually far more disgusting than that.

Those of us who have left behind a sinful past know what "port" means in the gay (i.e. Portuguese) lingo.

There is truly nothing more disgusting than the anus of another man.
What this good men told, its true. just thinking about the meaning of my nationality, makes me shamed and sad.

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They've had queer marriage there for years now. What a waste of beautiful beachfront!

OMG, evryone in the whole wild world knows about this shame? Our government told us portuguese that no on would ever know that our country is a fag's nest.

No wonder God keeps punishing us for our leaders misbehaviour.

Dont know what to do to fight this faggotery.

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You're all a bunch of American racist people and surely aren't real Catholic, or wouldn't be that mean to other people!
More, is your IQ so low as they say? I'm starting to believe in that... I bet that most of you don't know Portugal and, incredibly, don't know WHERE it is!

Joao, PORTUGAL

P.S.: About the mister-anything that payed 2000 USD for a room...LOL dumbass!
Joăo, you are so rude to this wonderfull people? why? You need guidance, or you'll burn in hell. Milions and milions in the dark.. burning. Cause we're all going to die, and we will.. and its forever! Think about that and change faste while you're in time. Love the Lord and let him love you.
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First of all, if you guys are not happy with Portugal and Portuguese people please do us a favor and don't come back. 2nd, I lived 2 years in your piece of shit country and I never saw a Portuguese channel on your piece of trash TV.
3rd, Portugal may be bunkrupt but the US have the greatest debt of all countries and it's a matter of time till you guys Bunkrupt. 4th keep living by god rules and continue to have your stupid lives. We have much more freedom of speech than you guys.

P.S.- We have our own language, it's Portuguese. You guys speak English. You're the ones who were Colonized.
Carlos why are you so mad and full of hate? Don't you know we are all going to die, and its forever? repent for your sins ou burn in hell for ever!
milions and milions in the dark...
We have to accept our flaws as people. This fellow americans are only trying to save us all by showing us the right path.
Show some gratitude, dear sir.
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Default Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics - 01-10-2013, 02:37 PM

I'm not mad and full of hate. I'm just sad that people like u guys only talk nonsense. So live your pathetic lives and let us be. piffle religions!
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What this good men told, its true. just thinking about the meaning of my nationality, makes me shamed and sad.



OMG, evryone in the whole wild world knows about this shame? Our government told us portuguese that no on would ever know that our country is a fag's nest.

No wonder God keeps punishing us for our leaders misbehaviour.

Dont know what to do to fight this faggotery.


Joăo, you are so rude to this wonderfull people? why? You need guidance, or you'll burn in hell. Milions and milions in the dark.. burning. Cause we're all going to die, and we will.. and its forever! Think about that and change faste while you're in time. Love the Lord and let him love you.
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You're all a bunch of American racist people and surely aren't real Catholic, or wouldn't be that mean to other people!
You take that back you Spanish BASTARD!! Wafer munching ring kissing papist scum are NOT Christians. Read why here.

It amazes me you stupid wetbacks can't tell the difference between a True Christian™ forum and a catlick forum.....do you see any images of Mary here or the Pope?
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Já agora se realmente és Portuguesa vais perceber o que está aqui escrito. Qual é a tua para este tipo de comentários que para aqui escreves??? Se realmente acreditas nesta merda, entăo devias respeitar todo o ser humano e năo só os heteros. Por aqui se nota a mentira em que vives. Devias ter vergonha da tua patética vida.

Im sorry to all the users, but im going to answer this sinner in Portuguese just to proove him I'm really from portugal, but i will translate what i wrote:

Antes de ser portuguesa, sou temente a Deus e ŕ sua vontade. E a homosexualidade, năo é a vontade de Deus. É verdadeiramente abominavel achar que a sodomizaçăo é um direito, mas se achas que amar a deus a cima de tudo é ser patético, entăo sou feliz sendo patética.
Deus te abenço-e, mesmo sabendo que vais arder no inferno para sempre. Milhoes e milhoes de ano no escuro. Sabes o que é isso, mano? Năo sabes, mas saberás em breve, pois dia do juizo final aproxima-se.

Firts of all, before Im portuguese, I am a Christian and love God and his will. Fags are not His work. Sodomy is an abomination and not a natural human right, but if you belive that loving god above all is being pathetic, im glad to be pathetic trought your eyes.

God Bless you, even knowing that you will burn in hell for eternity. Milions and milions in the dark. You know what it feels like? Soon you will know, as the judgment day is comming for you.
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Im sorry to all the users, but im going to answer this sinner in Portuguese just to proove him I'm really from portugal, but i will translate what i wrote:

Antes de ser portuguesa, sou temente a Deus e ŕ sua vontade. E a homosexualidade, năo é a vontade de Deus. É verdadeiramente abominavel achar que a sodomizaçăo é um direito, mas se achas que amar a deus a cima de tudo é ser patético, entăo sou feliz sendo patética.
Deus te abenço-e, mesmo sabendo que vais arder no inferno para sempre. Milhoes e milhoes de ano no escuro. Sabes o que é isso, mano? Năo sabes, mas saberás em breve, pois dia do juizo final aproxima-se.

Firts of all, before Im portuguese, I am a Christian and love God and his will. Fags are not His work. Sodomy is an abomination and not a natural human right, but if you belive that loving god above all is being pathetic, im glad to be pathetic trought your eyes.

God Bless you, even knowing that you will burn in hell for eternity. Milions and milions in the dark. You know what it feels like? Soon you will know, as the judgment day is comming for you.

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Default Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics - 01-10-2013, 04:54 PM

Carlos, Why do you hate Jesus?
What is wrong with all you portugeeses? A lot of foul mouthed squawking and then you just sit around sniffing each others arm pits. Really quite disgusting though that sort of behavior is somewhat typical of a third world country.
You know, Jesus dies on the cross, even for YOUR sins. The last you could do is be thankful.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Angry Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics - 01-10-2013, 05:16 PM

omg, is this for real ? ahahah first of all i'm Portuguese (studying physics engineering at the moment ) and i am baffled whit such ignorance and trash talk, you are truly weak minded people blinded and brainwashed by radical fanatics , no better than terrorists actually who are also in a radical religious cult .
Portugal is a beautiful country if you didn't enjoy it and you paid 2000 dolares for a room you are indeed a dumb piffle. although i'm not a religious person i do appreciate the bible and i have read it, it has allot of good morals and i cannot imagine how you can take thous words and twist it into something so horrible !
I'm very glad i live in Portugal , america is truly the land of endless stupidity..

by the way ... you are the country of the obese ( uglier) , way more in depth then us , and you have a perfectly open boarder when convenient for drugs to go in... you are not only wrong you are mentally retarded ( in a devine way i may add )

be sure that if there is a hell you will end up in the first piffleing row
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although i'm not a religious person i do appreciate the bible and i have read it, it has allot of good morals and i cannot imagine how you can take thous words and twist it into something so horrible
It appears you have not, in actuality, read the Holy Bible. If you have, you'd realize that no True Christian™ has twisted anything found in it. We follow the Holy Word of God to the letter. Perhaps you will be so kind as to show me where you find the LORD's Word to be "horrible."



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Default Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics - 01-10-2013, 05:34 PM

don't try to make god's word your own , if you truly believe in god you shall recognize you ignorance when it comes to his will, your conception is that god is that he is a perfect being ( and once again i don't believe in it but i am trying to understand you point of view ) , the question i have for you is the following : how can an interpretation made by unperfect beings be the true will of god ? do you assume you have the same knowledge ? don't say that your interpretation is THE WORD OF GOD .. that's a bit narcissistic isn't it ?
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don't try to make god's word your own ,
Where have I done that?

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if you truly believe in god you shall recognize you ignorance when it comes to his will, your conception is that god is that he is a perfect being ( and once again i don't believe in it but i am trying to understand you point of view ) ,
If you want to understand my point of view, actually read the Holy Bible, don't rely on the handful of stories you recall from childhood.

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the question i have for you is the following : how can an interpretation made by unperfect beings be the true will of god ? do you assume you have the same knowledge ? don't say that your interpretation is THE WORD OF GOD .. that's a bit narcissistic isn't it ?
The Word of God is self-interpreting. To suggest it is not is a lie the roman papist church has fed you. The Holy Spirit makes sure that any True Christian™ will, in faith and trust, read and comprehend God's Word correctly.



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''We follow the Holy Word of God to the letter'' ( sorry i dont have your quoting skills ) , well you are kinda contradicting yourself by saying that its open to your interpretation but its only right if you interpret it the same way you do hehe sorry thats my opinion, would you consider the person who made the original post a true christian ?
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''We follow the Holy Word of God to the letter'' ( sorry i dont have your quoting skills ) ,
It's easy, once you get the hang of it. On the bottom, right hand corner of the post you want to reply to, there are two icons to choose, "reply" and "quote." Opt for the "quote" and the computer does the work for you.



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well you are kinda contradicting yourself by saying that its open to your interpretation but its only right if you interpret it the same way you do
That's not what I'm saying, though. I'm saying the Scriptures interpret themselves.

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hehe sorry thats my opinion, would you consider the person who made the original post a true christian ?
MisterM is a stellar True Christian™. Although he is surrounded by some of the most vile creatures on earth (the eskimos of the north), he has been purchased for a very dear price (Acts 20:28), which goes to show just how much Jesus loves His sheep.



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''We follow the Holy Word of God to the letter'' ( sorry i dont have your quoting skills ) , well you are kinda contradicting yourself by saying that its open to your interpretation but its only right if you interpret it the same way you do hehe sorry thats my opinion, would you consider the person who made the original post a true christian ?
Friend, your being portugese means we give you a lot of latitude and therefore our expectations from you are really quite minimal.

What Mary was saying (bless her female heart) was we follow the Holy Bible EXACTLY as Certified© by God. We do what it says. We do not try and 'figure out what it means'. God already figured EVERYTHING out. Our obligation regarding the Bible is to simply look up the appropriate passages and apply them to our and those around us, lives. If God wanted the Bible interpreted or parts omitted, He would of said so in a foreword or on the book jacket.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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