[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

tl; dr any further than this

Originally Posted by mpmv55

From what country are you again? America? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (wait, give me a second to stop laughing)

If you had not been too lazy and stupid to look at MisterM's location, you would have seen the following:

Location: Sinful north, near the Eskimos

So the answer to your question is that he is probably somewhere in the Scandinavian countries. This would make the rest of your post meaningless, I assume.

[mpmv55]

Well at least we know how to speak English. Do you know how to speak portuguese? Yeah i didn't think so and besides, i bet your judging the portuguese from what you've read in here so far and don't even know where Portugal is.

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

tl; dr any further than this
If you had not been too lazy and stupid to look at MisterM's location, you would have seen the following:
So the answer to your question is that he is probably somewhere in the Scandinavian countries. This would make the rest of your post meaningless, I assume.

Verily, Sister. In addition, this person used very rude and ugly words including the exaggerated laugh which could obviously be caused by drug addiction.

Proverbs 15:1 - A soft answer turneth away wrath: but grievous words stir up anger.

Wait! In fact, this proves Mister M's conclusions True™ and correct once again. This is, in fact, wonderful. Sinners appear and prove without any reasonable doubt that True Christians™ never lie.



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[mpmv55]

Sorry, did i offend you? ohhh poor you. Well at least i admit my mistakes. Yes, i didn't look because i'm "lazy and stupid". Now that i "admitted" are you happy? I hope so And no, my whole post still makes sense because there were a lot of American people saying sh*t about the portuguese so the part about America can be directed to them while the rest is about "MisterM" xD

[mpmv55]

Well at least i'm not a person without life who doesn't know that first, that laugh was fake. That's why i put it in CAPITALS. Just so you know and second, if you're calling me a drug addict you're just proving that you're dumber than me since i'm fifteen, i have straight A's at school and i've never even drank alcohol, much less taken any drugs Have a good day.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

Verily, Sister. In addition, this person used very rude and ugly words including the exaggerated laugh which could obviously be caused by drug addiction.

Proverbs 15:1 - A soft answer turneth away wrath: but grievous words stir up anger.

Wait! In fact, this proves Mister M's conclusions True™ and correct once again. This is, in fact, wonderful. Sinners appear and prove without any reasonable doubt that True Christians™ never lie.

indeed, Brother Dr. White.

But now she seems to think we are offended. Are you offended? I am not, especially as this persecution just goes to prove our point.

2 Timothy 3:12 - Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by mpmv55

Sorry, did i offend you? ohhh poor you. Well at least i admit my mistakes. Yes, i didn't look because i'm "lazy and stupid". Now that i "admitted" are you happy? I hope so And no, my whole post still makes sense because there were a lot of American people saying sh*t about the portuguese so the part about America can be directed to them while the rest is about "MisterM" xD

Buenos dias, amigo! Mucho gusto! Of course we are not happy. We are extremely sad. We wish you to discard your evil ways and the false Catholic Church and its atheist pope and embrace Jesus. We wish you to turn away from Satan and enter Heaven one day with us. This is all we wish for your, dear lady, and your countrymen. This is our labor of LOVE to save you from eternal agony and pain. Repent, learn, listen, give up your hate, read the Bible, follow God's commandments and very soon we'll be feasting with Jesus laughing at the torment of the condemned sinners.

Matthew 13:42
And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[mpmv55]

I've been to Spain many times and i can assure you none of the things you said are true. Maybe the people are better looking, i admit that but portuguese food is 10 times better, the weather is better with absolutely no doubt. Spanish people are rude. And i didn't know that, in the 21st century, calling someone gay is still considered an insult. I pity all of you really.

[mpmv55]

I am just defending my country. I'm not offended, i'm doing my job as a Portuguese. Those who are saying i'm "stupid" and things like that are just being hypocritical because they would do the exact same thing if someone was insulting (see, i didn't use bad words, i'm making progress) their country.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by mpmv55

I am just defending my country. I'm not offended, i'm doing my job as a Portuguese. Those who are saying i'm "stupid" and things like that are just being hypocritical because they would do the exact same thing if someone was insulting (see, i didn't use bad words, i'm making progress) their country.

Just to be clear, if you were to insult my country, I would simply ignore you. Why? Because you are Portuguese and your opinion is of no interest or value to me.

[mpmv55]

What you wrote in the first phrase is Spanish, not portugues. Being that said thank you for being the only one who didn't insult me I'll try to be a better person from now on God bless you

[mpmv55]

see? you just insulted me and my nationality and stoop to my level. Have a nice day, my point is proven

[mpmv55]

well i'm portuguese and i've traveled more than you'll ever travel in your entire life and besides, if you're that poor minded that you believe everything you read instead of meeting a portuguese and then judging shows the kind of person you are. God bless you, you need it.

[mpmv55]

So what you're saying is basically: if you can marry someone you will be raped and catch STD's right?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by mpmv55

well i'm portuguese and i've traveled more than you'll ever travel in your entire life....

Merely as a matter of curiosity, are you talking to me or to Brother Dr White? And on what do you base that frankly bizarre assertion?

[Alvin Moss]

Originally Posted by mpmv55

well i'm portuguese and i've traveled more than you'll ever travel in your entire life... blah, blah, blah...

You think we are provincial rubes because we love Jesus? Most of us are well traveled. I myself have been clear to Brownsville, Texas, where Christian civilization ends and Mexico begins.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by mpmv55

well i'm portuguese and i've traveled more than you'll ever travel in your entire life and besides, if you're that poor minded that you believe everything you read instead of meeting a portuguese and then judging shows the kind of person you are. God bless you, you need it.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by mpmv55

well i'm portuguese and i've traveled more than you'll ever travel in your entire life...

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

Merely as a matter of curiosity, are you talking to me or to Brother Dr White? And on what do you base that frankly bizarre assertion?

Seems like our poor friend here thinks he's in some sort of a pissing match to see who has traveled the most far. What this poor soul doesn't realize, is that the distance and quantity of travel are not important, it's the quality that matters.

Wherever this poor soul has traveled, I'm sure he (she? it?) was staying in hotels and eating in restaurants replicating the standards of living/types of food that he's used to, and was never exposed to actual native culture. (Except the kind that is sold to tourist by the pound).

Well, I have suffered through living among the savages and eating their food. I have done all that sacrifice for . And for Landover Baptist Church. And for Pastor Zeke.

[Midge Murphy]

Originally Posted by mpmv55

I am just defending my country. I'm not offended, i'm doing my job as a Portuguese. Those who are saying i'm "stupid" and things like that are just being hypocritical because they would do the exact same thing if someone was insulting (see, i didn't use bad words, i'm making progress) their country.

So this is his "job" as a Portuguesian, which appears to be nothing more than sitting at a computer doing nothing productive but appearing in Christian websites and NOT PRAISING JESUS ONE SINGLE TIME. I think this is proof enough that Portugesians are unproductive and un-Godly.

As for not knowing where Portugal is, well, why would I possibly need to know where Portugal is? I also do not know the atomic number for imodium or how many symphonies were written by Shakespeare, but that does not mean that I cannot live a fulfilling, Christ-centered life and then ascend to Heaven to live next to Jesus when I pass away. And I doubt there are enchiladas in Heaven anyway, so what's the point of Portugal.

You Portugesians should do yourself a favor and stop ranting and screaming on the interwebs about imagined slights, find yourself a King James Bible and get right with Jesus before it's too late!!

[Papa Black]

Jesus piffleing Christ!!!!
I can't believe all the bull ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED BY MODERATOR*** in here.
Do you all have consanguinity issues?!?!?!?
Call yourselves "Christians", but you are all a bunch of racists, short minded, red-necks and, I say this in the worst possible way, americans...
Leaders of the free world... ah ah ah... more like, leaders of the ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED BY MODERATOR*** !
One single Portuguese is worth more than all of you bastards.
Portuguese, lazy people?!?!? Only fatty MacDonald americans could say that.
Saying Portuguese is the same as Spanish?!?!?!?! At least Portugal and Spain have their own language... USA claims to speak american, but that's only white trash English.
I also would like to leave a word for Midge Murphy, because I don't want to give the wrong impression that I'm just sitting at a computer doing nothing productive but appearing in Christian websites and NOT PRAISING JESUS ONE SINGLE TIME... well Midge Murphy, PRAISE THE LORD and that being said, I would like to add the following: Midge grab your King James Bible and get down with Jesus (from Mexico), give him a nice, warm Christian thank until you get your mouth full of ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED BY MODERATOR*** .
To Pastor Ezekiel, just a little PS (I knew I had to explain to you what that means... it's post scriptum, retards), according to the "Forum Rules", we all agree not to post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws... well, if you can post all of your bull shit, I dont see why I cant reply to you in the same manner!
Don't bother to reply saying for me to read King James Bible, I only used it to roll the weed I bought from USA military drug addicts stationed in the Portuguese island Açores (this is how Açores is written, Azores is just another stupid thing you ***NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED BY MODERATOR*** invented)...
And no, I'm not Portuguese and/or anti-american, I'm just anti-stupidity...