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Breaking News on Roger Clemens Trail -
07-14-2011, 08:49 PM
Judge Reggie (clearly a coon) Walton has declared a mistrial in baseball star Roger Clemens' perjury trial after prosecutors showed jurors evidence the judge had ruled out of bounds.
Clemens joo lawyers have certainly earned their fees by protecting Clemens from the prosecutors' zeal over whether he used asteroids while still playing Godly American Baseball®.
I would have ruled the same since it's clearly a fact that no asteroids have ever been found on American soil, so how could he have been using them?
The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
"Credo elvem etiam vivere"
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Re: Breaking News on Roger Clemens Trail -
07-15-2011, 01:25 AM
I agree. There is just too much government regulation of everything.
Regulating what baseball players put in their bodies is simply socialism
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Breaking News on Roger Clemens Trail -
07-15-2011, 01:44 AM
This is the 'sport' where grown men use bats to hit little balls, right?
Grown men should use bats for one reason and one reason only. Clubbing baby ice rats (seals).
Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Breaking News on Roger Clemens Trail -
07-15-2011, 01:52 AM
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Re: Breaking News on Roger Clemens Trail -
07-15-2011, 01:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
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He played for the Blue Jays. They're Canadian. We know what that means...
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Breaking News on Roger Clemens Trail -
07-15-2011, 02:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
He played for the Blue Jays. They're Canadian. We know what that means...
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There's not a cannuck on that team. Baseball is 100% American and God's favorite sport!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
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Re: Breaking News on Roger Clemens Trail -
07-15-2011, 02:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
He played for the Blue Jays. They're Canadian.
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Toronto Blue Jays? I'm surprised they aren't called the Toronto Pink Jays. Look what passes for Mardi Gras in Toronto:
Disgusting. Toronto hosts the largest gay 'pride' parade in North America. What is there to be proud about? Giving baby Jesus a golden shower?
Every summer I travel to Toronto to witness to these lost souls. Sometimes for hours on end in my hotel room. I do my best to make them see God.
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Re: Breaking News on Roger Clemens Trail -
07-16-2011, 08:51 PM
Oh! Those pictures!
I'm not a True Christian ™ yet, so the mere sight of them made me faint. Too many rainbows and men closer to each other than six feet.
Reason and science are the tools of Satan!
PRAISE JESUS!
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