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Default The Press Picks on North Dakota. - 01-31-2015, 05:51 PM

My friend, Mayor Tim Mahony in Fargo, called me today and asked it I would do a little publicity work for ND. Of course I agreed.

There have been several articles recently about the huge amount of alcohol consumed in North Dakota--highest in the U. S. Now the press is making a big deal out of a drunk Zamboni driver at the hockey rink.

I plot church attendance all over the US and know North Dakota is the highest. I told Mayor Timmy I'd send help him assemble a nice press kit:

http://www.inforum.com/news/3668748-...rt-erratic-ice


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Default Re: The Press Picks on North Dakota. - 01-31-2015, 09:25 PM

Like all such stories, Mr Mayor, Sir, they fail to emphasize the most important aspect! I hope your press kit will stress this:

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Another Zamboni driver was called in but the teams’ coaches decided to play on the rough ice rather than wait for the other driver to arrive.
This just shows the strength of character of Fargo high school hockey players, prepared to risk life and limb on rough ice rather than disappoint the public.

Those Godly young men surely remembered Joshua 1:9. Bravo!


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Default Re: The Press Picks on North Dakota. - 02-02-2015, 06:22 AM

Of course, they're hell-bound sinners. They want to blot out all mention of the Lord God Almighty, when He deserves to be worshiped at all times! Psalm 34


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