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Default Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman: - 09-21-2011, 06:14 PM

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I'm not sure what any of this has to do with Albert Hoffman. However, 78% of Americans are Christians . . . Including the devout President, Barack Obama.

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How did you get that number? did you ask every American if they are Christian? Cause even if they are "christian" in the books that doesnt mean they really believe in God. I'm a christian when it comes to books and if you ask the government(in Sweden that is) but the only reason for that is that I support ideas and religions, I donate money to other religions as well(Im an agnostic myself and don't really fit to any of the current religions available i feel, if I had to pick it would propobly be wicca, I like the idea that god is everything and everything in all the elements of the world etc etc but havent looked into it to much) but yeah,
Numbers from the government is really easily inaccurate is what I want to get to anyways.

I'm happy you found your religion that you believe in as long as you do not harm anyone I believe you should be able to believe whatever you want. Pro-life FTW!

Also Abbie and Albert most likely aint the same persons as the evidence speak against it.. (at least the evidence I have, if you have anything else to prove me wrong go for it )


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(Im an agnostic myself and don't really fit to any of the current religions available i feel, if I had to pick it would propobly be wicca, I like the idea that god is everything and everything in all the elements of the world etc etc but havent looked into it to much)

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Default Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman: - 09-21-2011, 06:35 PM

I can't really convert quickly, God obviously know if you fake it(if he's the Christian God he's allknowing etc so) also, what religion to convert to :<<<


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I can't really convert quickly, God obviously know if you fake it(if he's the Christian God he's allknowing etc so) also, what religion to convert to :<<<
Hmmm. You come here to Landover Baptist Church and ask us what religion we think you should follow. Let's all just take a moment to think about that one, shall we?


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Default Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman: - 09-21-2011, 11:08 PM

When did I ask you that? Never. I'm just fine making my own decisions thank you very much.

And I came to this forum to learn more about Creationists(sure is looking dark so far for the future of USA if you get a Creationist in the White House lol)


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what religion to convert to :<<<
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Well, we've got a darkie in there now, so surely things can't get that much darker?


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Default Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman: - 09-21-2011, 11:46 PM

"what religion to convert to" is not a question, c'mon you must know american right? you need a question mark for it to be a question.

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"what religion to convert to" is not a question, c'mon you must know american right? you need a question mark for it to be a question.
Oh, I thought :<<< was how you penguin-humping troglodytes asked a question? So, if it's not a question, why did you write "what religion to convert to :<<<"?
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Or you could stop being a racist ass like a decent adult.
I'll stop being a racist ass when you stop chewing blubber and get right with The Lord, how's that for a deal?


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Default Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman: - 09-22-2011, 03:09 PM

Why's that? First of all you don't know anything about my relationship with the real Lord so how's that for a deal? U become a man and I stay like I am, in friendly terms with God


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To bad you don't know that any of it..
Too bad you're missing the point of this entire forum, which is to discuss the KJV Bible. Your personal feelings and beliefs are of extremely little consequence (especially when contrasted with those of God).

These people have been nice enough to point out exactly where the Bible says you're going to burn forever in sulfurous lakes of Divine torment, and all you've come back with is "Oh no, I'm not".

Find Scripture to support your case , or just shaddup already.


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Default Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman: - 09-23-2011, 05:30 AM

Umm no, on all of it? gotten serveral infractions about this forum not being a discussion forum, and it's hard to find scriptures against when youre only allowed to see one side of it


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it's hard to find scriptures against when youre only allowed to see one side of it
That is the worst excuse ever. Let's make it easier then for you. Show us 1 example where we have been biblically inaccurate when quoting the word of God.
Bible is very clear about this. Matthew 4:4 But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

There is no other side of it. By denying the bible, you also deny word of God and that means you deny God Himself.
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Default Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman: - 09-24-2011, 04:43 AM

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That is the worst excuse ever. Let's make it easier then for you. Show us 1 example where we have been biblically inaccurate when quoting the word of God.
Bible is very clear about this. Matthew 4:4 But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

There is no other side of it. By denying the bible, you also deny word of God and that means you deny God Himself.
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Well the hole thing is that you've only been allowed one side of it so it's kinda hard to know if any of it is true ^^ I mean, when you are in court obviously you have two sides, one on the prosecuting party and one on the defending party. You only got God's side. not the Devils, not the humans or anyones else. just God that likes to murder people because its for the "greater good". x)

and inaccurate quoting and scriptures against got what to do with each other? Nothing thats what


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Well the hole thing is that you've only been allowed one side of it so it's kinda hard to know if any of it is true ^^ I mean, when you are in court obviously you have two sides, one on the prosecuting party and one on the defending party. You only got God's side. not the Devils, not the humans or anyones else. just God that likes to murder people because its for the "greater good". x)

and inaccurate quoting and scriptures against got what to do with each other? Nothing thats what
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What does any of this have to do with Albert Hoffman dying of LSD?

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Default Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman: - 09-24-2011, 05:24 AM

What does Hoffman got to do with the bible? Thought this forums was meant for that at least so you've told me so personally..

Also, I just replied to posts, Didn't derail anything about it. or you wanna take away the freedom and censur people??:O


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