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04-21-2009, 03:23 AM
....I got myself a new dishwasher.
she cooks and cleans and she also made me a backup whenever she brakes down an gets uppity. Then I just spank her back in order cus the Bible says I can. Just read Colossians!
Marriage is a real bargain!
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04-21-2009, 03:56 AM
What is that thing? Miss Piggy's deformed sister?
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04-21-2009, 04:02 AM
Oh Blessing of True Love Brother!
Your lil illegitmate son looks just like you now that you've forced him to stand along side of you!
LOVE and BLESSINGS!
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04-21-2009, 04:06 AM
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What is that thing? Miss Piggy's deformed sister?
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What are you talking about, that's called a Texas prom queen.
Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
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04-21-2009, 04:10 AM
That boys my lil Tucker. I dont know where the heck came from. My woman came home with him one night while I wus snoozin in the den.
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04-23-2009, 01:08 AM
Your Mossy Oak camouflage says, "Casually Formal", yet it also says, "we're all going to hunt turkeys right after the reception."
I like that.
A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!
Psalm 139:19-20
Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
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04-23-2009, 10:14 AM
That's a fine looking True Christian™ family you have there, Brother Jimmy. And that woman of yours is a keeper for sure. I'd do about anything to sample her chicken-fried squirel.
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04-23-2009, 10:28 AM
Nothing classier than a potluck wedding reception.
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04-23-2009, 12:14 PM
At first, I was alarmed by the title of this thread. Electric appliances are threatening traditional family values. But then I caught on to your little play on words. Your little dishwasher looks sturdy enough to me. Keep her away from the mall and you two will have many happy years together.
PS What a cute little sin, err son you have . . . I'll be he get his GED before he's 21!
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06-10-2009, 09:07 PM
That Seems Like Such A Wonderful True Christian Family You have there Brother Jimmy your son is so cute
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06-10-2009, 09:11 PM
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....I got myself a new dishwasher.
she cooks and cleans and she also made me a backup whenever she brakes down an gets uppity. Then I just spank her back in order cus the Bible says I can. Just read Colossians!
Marriage is a real bargain!
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She is lovely and the child is adorable. Just let me know when you want to take the little woman out for a night at Burger King. I know one of my girls would love to babysit the little angel
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06-10-2009, 09:27 PM
Jimmy, One heck of a fine woman and boy you got there. You all must of just met, not a mark on her. That boy, is he good at getting snakes out of their den? He sure looks wiry enough. Does this mean you are putting the addition on the trailer you've been dreaming about?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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06-13-2009, 06:16 AM
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That's a fine looking True Christian™ family you have there, Brother Jimmy. And that woman of yours is a keeper for sure. I'd do about anything to sample her chicken-fried squirel.
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I bet that's not the only thing you'd like to sample of her
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06-13-2009, 06:42 AM
Mr. Lombardo, I do believe I saw you and your haggard wife recently on an episode of Jerry Springer entitled: "Trailer Trash Threesome Trouble". You truly are the epitome of the backwards, uncivilized, inbred White Christian family.
Hopefully, the enlightened will view this picture and realize the African-American Lesbian family is the wave of the future, and will support our efforts in not only legalizing gay marriage, but eventual tax-dollar-funded artificial inseminations of lesbian couples. We will fight until the bitter end for our rights!
Fight the Power! LESBIAN PRIDE WORLD WIDE! (take THAT, stormfront.org!)
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06-13-2009, 06:53 AM
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Mr. Lombardo, I do believe I saw you and your haggard wife recently on an episode of Jerry Springer entitled: "Trailer Trash Threesome Trouble". You truly are the epitome of the backwards, uncivilized, inbred White Christian family.
Hopefully, the enlightened will view this picture and realize the African-American Lesbian family is the wave of the future, and will support our efforts in not only legalizing gay marriage, but eventual tax-dollar-funded artificial inseminations of lesbian couples. We will fight until the bitter end for our rights!
Fight the Power! LESBIAN PRIDE WORLD WIDE! (take THAT, stormfront.org!)
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Yeay! You go girl!!
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06-13-2009, 06:55 AM
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Mr. Lombardo, I do believe I saw you and your haggard wife recently on an episode of Jerry Springer entitled: "Trailer Trash Threesome Trouble". You truly are the epitome of the backwards, uncivilized, inbred White Christian family.
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"Professor" Lahfawnduh, how do you sleep at night knowing you're a Neo-Nazi bulldyke with absolutely no perception of morality that preys on innocent white, heterosexual, Christian men for laughs?
Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."
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06-13-2009, 07:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Professor Tyeisha X
Mr. Lombardo, I do believe I saw you and your haggard wife recently on an episode of Jerry Springer entitled: "Trailer Trash Threesome Trouble". You truly are the epitome of the backwards, uncivilized, inbred White Christian family.
Hopefully, the enlightened will view this picture and realize the African-American Lesbian family is the wave of the future, and will support our efforts in not only legalizing gay marriage, but eventual tax-dollar-funded artificial inseminations of lesbian couples. We will fight until the bitter end for our rights!
Fight the Power! LESBIAN PRIDE WORLD WIDE! (take THAT, stormfront.org!)
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How Dare You say That about Brother Jimmy and His Family They are a Wonderful True Christian Family Go Fight your Stuipd Lesbain power Somewhere else If your Haven't Noticed This is Gods Favorite Forum for only True Christians Not nigro lesbains like you You will be Trying too Fight Satan off you when your in Hell Forever
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06-13-2009, 07:07 AM
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Yeay! You go girl!!
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Thank you sister! Perhaps I was wrong about you being a bit naive for being wooed by the Flying Spaghetti cult. I still recommend you read Marx, Dworkin, and Foucault to gain a better understanding of this world.
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"Professor" Lahfawnduh, how do you sleep at night knowing you're a Neo-Nazi bulldyke with absolutely no perception of morality that preys on innocent white, heterosexual, Christian men for laughs?
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Excuse me, Tertius, the name is TYEISHA. I know our beautiful, individualistic African names might be too hard for your primitive White tongues to pronounce, but get it right. I really, really, really do not understand where you get off calling me a Neo-Nazi. How am I a Neo-Nazi, when I believe in the subjugation and extermination of the white race?
I would be more of an African-American-Supremacist-Feminist-Neo-Communist. I envision a world where minority races and gay people can live in harmony without a single White, Christian, male to spoil our paradise. If we had an African-American Lesbian in charge of the United States, you know that all wars would stop in this world, global warming would come to an end, all developing nations would become as developed and modern as we are, and the human race would reach its highest pinnacle.
You are just afraid of this scenario because you realize YOUR KIND has no place in this equation except as a negative. You can't accept that YOUR KIND is responsible for 100% of the world's troubles. All wars, crimes, murders, rapes, scams, enslavements, tortures, etc. are all 100% caused by White People. It's this glaring fact you omit.
Barack Obama is just a stepping stone for Us. Yes, he is African-American, but unfortunately also a Christian, a Heterosexual, and a Male. But, nonetheless, it is a start. OUR TIME IS NOW!!!!
Professor Emerita of African-American Studies at UC Berkeley
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06-13-2009, 07:12 AM
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Thank you sister! Perhaps I was wrong about you being a bit naive for being wooed by the Flying Spaghetti cult. I still recommend you read Marx, Dworkin, and Foucault to gain a better understanding of this world.
Excuse me, Tertius, the name is TYEISHA. I know our beautiful, individualistic African names might be too hard for your primitive White tongues to pronounce, but get it right. I really, really, really do not understand where you get off calling me a Neo-Nazi. How am I a Neo-Nazi, when I believe in the subjugation and extermination of the white race?
I would be more of an African-American-Supremacist-Feminist-Neo-Communist. I envision a world where minority races and gay people can live in harmony without a single White, Christian, male to spoil our paradise. If we had an African-American Lesbian in charge of the United States, you know that all wars would stop in this world, global warming would come to an end, all developing nations would become as developed and modern as we are, and the human race would reach its highest pinnacle.
You are just afraid of this scenario because you realize YOUR KIND has no place in this equation except as a negative. You can't accept that YOUR KIND is responsible for 100% of the world's troubles. All wars, crimes, murders, rapes, scams, enslavements, tortures, etc. are all 100% caused by White People. It's this glaring fact you omit.
Barack Obama is just a stepping stone for Us. Yes, he is African-American, but unfortunately also a Christian, a Heterosexual, and a Male. But, nonetheless, it is a start. OUR TIME IS NOW!!!!
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Your Name Should Be ugly God mocking Nigro Lesbain
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06-13-2009, 07:13 AM
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How Dare You say That about Brother Jimmy and His Family They are a Wonderful True Christian Family Go Fight your Stuipd Lesbain power Somewhere else If your Haven't Noticed This is Gods Favorite Forum for only True Christians Not nigro lesbains like you You will be Trying too Fight Satan off you when your in Hell Forever
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Oh...it's YOU again. Listen Miss April, I know to you I'm just that "uppity controversial negress trying to cause trouble", but I'll have you know that I'm the forefront of a coming revolution! Your time will be over. WE will be in charge!
Unlike many on these forums, you actually have a chance to defect against the Dark Side and join us lesbian sisters in the Light. Reject your false White God and embrace the historical materialism and atheism of Marx. Reject your marriages and your heterosexuality and read Andrea Dworkin. You still have a chance, Miss April. You are young...so young...only 18. And if I may be so bold, absolutely gorgeous. Looking at your shining smile just melts my soul knowing how much love you could possibly give to a woman like myself...
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