[Pastor Ezekiel]

Brothers and sisters, a good Christian Republican who has dedicated his life to halting the queers from taking over the State of Alabama needs your fervent prayers, and I mean now. Attorney General Troy King of Alabama is being persecuted in a similar way to Senator Larry Craig. The radical homersexural lobby has targeted him and now even his Godly wife is in doubt.

Jesus doesn't need this kind of thing.

[Nobar King]

I'll pray, pastor. Christians shouldn't have to suffer this type of slander.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

GAY OLD PARTY
Anti-Gay Alabama A.G. Caught Being Gay

This may come as a shock, but a prominent anti-homosexual Republican attorney general has apparently been caught having homosexual sex intercourse with his homosexual gay male assistant. Bonus: The dude’s wife caught him, in their bed. This is the rumor that the AG’s office has officially denied, so now of course everybody is spilling the sordid details.

AG in question is Troy King, who, of course, is only interested in outlawing homosexuality and sex toys. His gay lover is either a college “buddy,” or a very young youngster and “Homecoming King” from Troy University. What are the odds of a dude named Troy King getting caught in bed with a Homecoming King from Troy University? This seems like a wacky sitcom plot, on a gay porn channel. (Is this what that Will & Grace was about?)

Pastor, I'm shocked!

Just when I thought the mainstream media had stopped spending all its time trying to discredit Godly Republicans, THIS filth gets reported.

It's clearly a frame-up. The homersexual no doubt drugged Mr. King up, then raped him in his own bed while he was unconscious. I'd bet they met when Mr. King was doing research into the homersexual agenda!

I think we know the agenda -- to discredit as many of God's men as possible by raping them and getting "caught"!

Now, Mr. King will have to end all relations with his wife because he now has the AIDS, thanks to this depraved Hellbound sodomite's raping activity!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

I agree that this is a setup and an example of anti-Christian persecution. If you look at his picture, you'll see that there is nothing the tiniest bit kweer about him.

[Bobby-Joe]

Bethern,

Me and several members of the security detail escorted Pastor Zeke to a meeting with AG Troy King (or as Pastor Zeke calls them a "facial") After an hour private "facial" the AG Troy King Pastor Zeke came out with a big smile and looked me in the eye and pronounced AG Troy King "The most NOT gay man" Zeke has ever meet. Now who are you going to trust; Some LIEberal on line rag or a respected Pastor?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Bobby-Joe, are you saying that Pastor Zeke and AG King went to a True Christian™ Men's salon for facials, or that AG King performed a gracious Christian act of service and gave Zeke a facial on his own?

I would be most impressed if AG King took the time from his busy schedule to personally anoint Pastor Zeke!

It brings to mind the woman who anointed Jesus on the Passover:

Mark 14

3 And being in Bethany in the house of Simon the leper, as he sat at meat, there came a woman having an alabaster box of ointment of spikenard very precious; and she brake the box, and poured it on his head.

4 And there were some that had indignation within themselves, and said, Why was this waste of the ointment made?

5 For it might have been sold for more than three hundred pence, and have been given to the poor. And they murmured against her.

6 And Jesus said, Let her alone; why trouble ye her? she hath wrought a good work on me.

7 For ye have the poor with you always, and whensoever ye will ye may do them good: but me ye have not always.

8 She hath done what she could: she is come aforehand to anoint my body to the burying.

9 Verily I say unto you, Wheresoever this gospel shall be preached throughout the whole world, this also that she hath done shall be spoken of for a memorial of her.

I can only hope that this facial given to Zeke by AG King will likewise be told to all who will hear!

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

Bobby-Joe, are you saying that Pastor Zeke and AG King went to a True Christian™ Men's salon for facials, or that AG King performed a gracious Christian act of service and gave Zeke a facial on his own?

I would be most impressed if AG King took the time from his busy schedule to personally anoint Pastor Zeke!

It brings to mind the woman who anointed Jesus on the Passover:

LOL Rev, sorry I wasn't clear; "facials" is Pastor Zeke's charming little name he uses to describe a private one on one Christian fellowship meeting with another man. They must be pretty intense because most of the time Pastor Zeke can only handle three a day, five at the most if Zeke is really on fire for The Lord.

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

I can only hope that this facial given to Zeke by AG King will likewise be told to all who will hear!

We can hope so. Pastor Zeke said he had probed Troy pretty deeply during their facial.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

LOL Rev, sorry I wasn't clear; "facials" is Pastor Zeke's charming little name he uses to describe a private one on one Christian fellowship meeting with another man. They must be pretty intense because most of the time Pastor Zeke can only handle three a day, five at the most if Zeke is really on fire for The Lord.

Pastor Zeke said he had probed Troy pretty deeply during their facial.

Oh, now I understand. Thanks for the clarification; here in North Salem, we call those "man-to-man sessions".

[Wash O'Hanley]

Just more soft "news" from questionable sources trying to discredit leaders in our cultural war. I want everyone to know that the Wash O'Hanley Show will never stoop to reporting unsubstantiated rumors from less-than-reputable sources on people's private lives and this story will not interrupt even a second of this week's "The National Enquirer and Wash O'Hanley Present 'Spawn of Satan: John Edwards' Illegitimate Love Child Week 2008'". A week long celebration of John Edward's political and marital Suicide.

[H. Montague Worthington]

It's impossible for someone named Troy to be a gay. That is a very manly name that conjures images of hunky Greek gladiators.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington

It's impossible for someone named Troy to be a gay. That is a very manly name that conjures images of hunky Greek gladiators.

Amen, Brother Montague. And you do realize that a popular brand of condoms are called "Trojans." We all know that gays don't use condoms - that's why they've all got AIDS. YIC, Buford