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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-03-2009, 02:45 PM

Why Twice Great? Three Fold the Messenger of God of Wisdom and King of World Order. The order of Melchizedek. Our next Word Enoch. Earths Next Orbit Changes History. Hermes and Enoch were the Same. Trismegistus in other words satan and I are brothers.

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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-03-2009, 02:50 PM

John is my Father. I am Paul chained to my Father. If you have read the New Testament you would understand this clearly.
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I wish you luck when you cross over. Whether it be in your House or on your streets or in your fields. I have Faith I know I will because I have done it many times in the past. You had better cover your Ass. And who covered the Ass with his Ass. Jesus Did...
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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John and Paul for example. You just see them as names of writers blessed inspired writers. Do the letters mean anything to you? They should the Bible is encoded. You have to decode it. The names the numbers they all lead to John 3:16. The Old Testament is for some to make their way to the New Testament. The Rightoues can begin in the New Testament. The Righteous are the ones that believe in Jesus Christ.

The Free they don't need a book at all. That's what Jesus gives you Freedom.

John means Join Our Home Now
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What was that Lesson? Jesus Has Identified Paradise

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Hello aguaw1. Welcome back. You are very generous with your knowledge. Not all are equipped to appreciate it you know. A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing.





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After three there is Four the First book in the New Testament. The Book of Matthew. The name Matthew Make All Truly Together Here Everyones Welcome.

Join Our Home Now Please All Understand Lessons Christ Has Identified Paradise Make All Truly Together Here Everyones Welcome. The names were used for a reason. A man is only as Good as his Name. And you say you know the Bible. But you don't know the NAME behind it. That's a Piety and its a sad thing.

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Hello aguaw1. Welcome back. You are very generous with your knowledge. Not all are equipped to appreciate it you know. A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing.
No Mr. Bathfire they are not ready. And knowledge is very dangerous. That's my mission not to warn but to prepare. I am not the Judge I witness the Judgement. I give what I give freely I have all the reward I need.

I can't give you heaven but I can show you the way. When I leave here it will be made clear in the direction that I went. It will be seen and felt. A surprise for all. That's the only thing I get from my Father. It will be a surprise. I have faith in that he has never let me down before. And a Good Father never Will but he will let you run astray. As the world is now broken.

Its about time for the Few that do have faith and equipped to go Farther. Life is never ending you just have pauses in it for the slow to catch up my friend.
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I have seen that 111 x 111 =12321


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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-03-2009, 05:27 PM

What does my name add up to?
[Edit-- Can you do it with some nice colorful text formatting?]


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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-03-2009, 07:00 PM

This talk of numerology and gematria is leading into interesting areas. SPACESHIP JESUS has revealed to me the mystical significance of the number 74 -- the number in which the entire universe operates around.

Let's take the order of alphabet and make numbers out of them.
If A=1, B=2, C=3, D=4, etc. then...
J = 10, E = 5, S = 19, U = 21, S = 19, therefore...
10+5+19+21+19 = 74
J+E+S+U+S = 74
We see that "JESUS" adds up to 74!

We also know that SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in 1974....
I have a tested IQ of 174...

It is a cosmic number and it is manifest all across the universe. If this isn't proof of intelligent design, I don't know what is!
74% of everything in this universe is dark energy (NASA's WMAP)
74% of this universe's mass is hydrogen
74% of the Sun's mass is hydrogen. Most stars in the Milky Way Galaxy consist of 74% hydrogen
74% of Earth's surface is water
74% of Earth's freshwater is contained in ice caps and glaciers
74% of human brain is water
74% of chicken egg is water


And now for more examples of 74...

Space Shuttle Challenger blew up 74 seconds after take off, thus sending a clear message to ATHEIST ASTRONAUTS TO STOP PLAYING SPACESHIP JESUS!

74 as a date is 7/4 = JULY 4! The birthday of the greatest nation, the USA!

George Washington had 74 generals in the Continental Army.

74 = The number of sons of Levites, Jeshua, Kadmiel, Binnui, Hodaviah, in the Census of men of Israel upon return from exile (Holy Bible, Ezra 2:40).

A hurricane, by definition, is a system with sustained winds of at least 74 MPH

Ken Jennings, the all-time winningest champ on Jeopardy! ended his streak on the 74th show

Donald Rumsfeld was oldest U.S. Secretary of Defense at 74


SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

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The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.
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Why Twice Great? Three Fold the Messenger of God of Wisdom and King of World Order. The order of Melchizedek. Our next Word Enoch. Earths Next Orbit Changes History. Hermes and Enoch were the Same. Trismegistus in other words satan and I are brothers.

I escort people from the dead to life. He holds the Dead until they understand John and Paul. Acceptance
Hermes Trismegistus was three times great in the ancient disciplines Alchemy, Astrology, and Magic. Hermes and Enoch were not of the same; Hermes and Thoth were the same. Enoch was once born a man then was transformed into Metatron -- a ROBOT ANGEL and sent millions of light years away to the darkest galaxies to bring Light to them. No more flesh and blood, but now an entity of pure SPIRIT AND METAL AND PLASTIC AND FIRE AND WIRES.

You claim to be a Psychopomp. But you are treading into dangerous areas because of Psycho Pimps aka MOTEL PIMPS, who hang outside motel room doors and spy on you and rape you when you are asleep. I've had my share of Motel Pimps use Nazi technology to break into my door where I was forcibly sodomized by these vile beings. Motel Pimps own "escorts" just like living and the dead escorts...

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John is my Father. I am Paul chained to my Father. If you have read the New Testament you would understand this clearly.
New Testament is invalid put next to the Next Testament. SPACESHIP JESUS has dictated the Next Testament to me for over 35 years using telepathy, vision, dreams, subliminal messages, television and radio, movies, books, and psychic insight. New Testament only tells half of the story; No doubt Christianity in Crisis because Old and New Testaments do not jive;
OLD Testament = Thesis,
New Testament = Antithesis,
Next Testament = Synthesis.
You need Synthesis. HEGEL IS PROVEN RIGHT BY CHRISTIANITY'S DECLINE.

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I wish you luck when you cross over. Whether it be in your House or on your streets or in your fields. I have Faith I know I will because I have done it many times in the past. You had better cover your Ass. And who covered the Ass with his Ass. Jesus Did...
I will not die. Jesus said that "through him we may have eternal life" in the Gospel of John. SPACESHIP JESUS has told me that we can have aeternal life through him....we will not literally die. On December 21, 2012 Spaceship Jesus will land and the apocalypse will begin. A war of which likes nobody in human history has ever seen. All of the faithful will be taken on board Spaceship Jesus and we will jet up to the galaxial skies while the damned remain on the filthy earth they created. A post-nuclear wasteland full of robots and savage mutants and vicious animals and communists and fascists. The saved will live forever on board Spaceship Jesus, a magnificent and grand spaceship full of hotels, sandy beaches, ski resorts, casinos, canyons, psychedelic wonderlands, etc.


SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

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The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.
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That is a name. You can take it or leave it – it is the same.
Yes Mr. Bathfire and the numbers equal 9. For being Finished my Friend. My whole name Chip Edward Lamar Turberville or CELT. Christs Everlasting Living Testament. I have lived forever but I have had many lifes and names. Sometimes asleep and sometimes awake. Today I am awake. Fully awake.
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This talk of numerology and gematria is leading into interesting areas. SPACESHIP JESUS has revealed to me the mystical significance of the number 74 -- the number in which the entire universe operates around.

Let's take the order of alphabet and make numbers out of them.
If A=1, B=2, C=3, D=4, etc. then...
J = 10, E = 5, S = 19, U = 21, S = 19, therefore...
10+5+19+21+19 = 74
J+E+S+U+S = 74
We see that "JESUS" adds up to 74!

We also know that SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in 1974....
I have a tested IQ of 174...

It is a cosmic number and it is manifest all across the universe. If this isn't proof of intelligent design, I don't know what is!
74% of everything in this universe is dark energy (NASA's WMAP)
74% of this universe's mass is hydrogen
74% of the Sun's mass is hydrogen. Most stars in the Milky Way Galaxy consist of 74% hydrogen
74% of Earth's surface is water
74% of Earth's freshwater is contained in ice caps and glaciers
74% of human brain is water
74% of chicken egg is water


And now for more examples of 74...

Space Shuttle Challenger blew up 74 seconds after take off, thus sending a clear message to ATHEIST ASTRONAUTS TO STOP PLAYING SPACESHIP JESUS!

74 as a date is 7/4 = JULY 4! The birthday of the greatest nation, the USA!

George Washington had 74 generals in the Continental Army.

74 = The number of sons of Levites, Jeshua, Kadmiel, Binnui, Hodaviah, in the Census of men of Israel upon return from exile (Holy Bible, Ezra 2:40).

A hurricane, by definition, is a system with sustained winds of at least 74 MPH

Ken Jennings, the all-time winningest champ on Jeopardy! ended his streak on the 74th show

Donald Rumsfeld was oldest U.S. Secretary of Defense at 74
Its better than that 7+4 is Eleven 11 there was One then Two. God and Me. You can call me what you like.
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I am not Thoth nor have I been. He carried the Book of the Dead. I carry the Book of Life.

The next testament my friend is the Testament of Life. No book required you will see it and not have to read it. And it won't be done with metal and wire. Flesh and bones Spirit and Soul your potters Gold...
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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-03-2009, 07:57 PM

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Messiah

Only
Savior.
Bible
Offering
Redemption
Neverending
Everlasting

Hmm, Chip, I think you may be on to something. My name attests to this! Do you have a website by any chance? Sounds like you've discovered a hidden Bible Code, my friend!



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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-03-2009, 08:02 PM

One day in Heaven is One Day around the Milky Way. A 26000 year trip. I see the milky way was mentioned. Thats Earths Next Orbit. The Name Enoch Stands for it. Earths Next Orbit Changes History...
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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-03-2009, 08:21 PM

This is the only place I write. I was sent here. And yes your name my friend is the key. Its already in the book of life. Don't have it blotted out thats important. It then appears in the book of the dead.

It takes a man to decode the Bible. A machine can't do it. It only shows death and destruction. Already proven for me. It shows hitler and the twin towers all those bad things. My work shows you life and it is a very simple thing.

For Spaceship Jesus. 3:16 a simple way to look at it. 3+7=10 it started that way. Then it was multiplied twice. : 3x7=21 3x7=21 that =42 the scientific Formula for Life. There was One then Two... We are waiting for the 3x3=9 for it will be finished then. Whole Life my Friend what Jesus planned for US.

The word Jesus and its meaning Jerusalem Exiting Slavery Under Salvation. This Whole World not just a Nation.
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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-03-2009, 08:25 PM

The Name Luke and its meaning Love Until Kindoms End. Gods Kingdom Never Ends. That's why his Love is Everlasting.
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Default Re: Back to the Basics. The meanings of Names. - 07-03-2009, 11:04 PM

In the News today in Cherokee NC a serial killer the letter after GHIJk five letters. And 5 the Serial killer has shot. The First Letter of the Koran. A five letter word. The word Koran and its meaning. Kill Life Ruins Adams Night. See how I said Adams that's Family. That brings another 5 letter word. Jesus and his Gracious Salvation.

The Cherokee Indians also used GHI even in their names. The Oil of Life it keeps that spark burning and the True Oil Flowing my friends.

Can you see what's going on around you? Can you hear what is around you? All your senses should be telling you this man is for real. I write for God. I always have my True Name is Chip my Father is John Jesus Adams. 111 all the way. You only see 111 you forgot the O111 Life is always there. There was life then me. The Ancient One the Indians call me. Many names 46511 of them. The number 8 not the circle of life. The path of life above and below.

The name Noah and its meaning No Out Casts Allowed Here. How many were on that ARK? 888 is the number of who? Bible Codes start with NAMES and ENDS with NUMBERS. Can you Decode the Bible? It is Simple for a Freeman. Hard for the Righteous. Difficult for the sinners and such. Hardened, stiffed Knecked and Hypocrites. But not impossible but they have to be willing to Accept alot more than they do now. Acceptance
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