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Conjoined for Satan -
03-02-2008, 04:05 PM
Friends, I see nothing good or heartwarming about a two headed person. This seems like an abomination to me.
I see where it wants to get married and have children one day which is of course impossible. Imagine what happens when it gets pregnant! There would be TWO babies, four if it's twins.
A job would be impossible because I'm sure it would demand two paychecks despite being one person with two heads, it would insist that it was an actual set of twins. A job teaching? Yeah right! Like this thing wouldn't be scary to a kid!
Then there is the problem of marriage. Which head would be married and since there is only one genital it could be taken as rape by the unmarried head! How would that be resolved? This makes me dizzy just thinking about it!
This shouldn't have happened. I wonder what the parents did to deserve such a thing happening? A two headed baby...horrifying!
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Re: Conjoined for Satan -
03-02-2008, 06:25 PM
This is literally the most vile and disgusting of all human deformities. They should be hidden from site and the videos removed from youTube.
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Re: Conjoined for Satan -
03-02-2008, 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
This is literally the most vile and disgusting of all human deformities. They should be hidden from site and the videos removed from youTube.
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I agree and I tried but something about "rights" or something means it stays up. Glorifying such deformities makes Jesus wretch I'm sure of it.
This is another example of how Secular medicine is going against Gods will and righteous judgment. This thing was supposed to be born, shock and disgust the parents and nurses, make the parents repent and fall to their knees begging Christ for forgiveness and then it was supposed to die leaving the parents truly sorry for whatever they did to make God do this to them.
In the end everyone would have been stronger in the Lord and the next child would be loved twice as much and raised twice as correctly to avoid Jesus doing this sort of thing to them again.
Instead, secular medicine has allowed this souless mutant to live past it's intended lifespan. Doctors shouldn't play God.
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Re: Conjoined for Satan -
03-03-2008, 12:20 PM
This kind of thing does in fact make Jesus sick. The Bible is crystal clear on this point!
Leviticus 21:17-23
Whosoever ... hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God. ... Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Conjoined for Satan -
05-14-2010, 07:09 PM
I wanted to update you all on the state of this punishment from God. It is still alive unfortunately, and one of the heads is now engaged to an as yet unnamed pervert.
Here is a more recent pic of the abomination that calls itself Abigail and Brittany Hensel.
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Re: Conjoined for Satan -
05-14-2010, 07:28 PM
It is soooo sad that their parents angered God soooooo much He made them be born like that!
Because really, they are so pretty that it's sad that they have to live like that!
And what if one gets married and the other doesn't? Is the one head that isn't married committing adultery if the husband of the other head "does it" to his wife?
Tammi
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Re: Conjoined for Satan -
05-14-2010, 07:36 PM
Is there a way for me to hide this thread from my browser view? It really gives me the creeps.
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Re: Conjoined for Satan -
05-14-2010, 07:40 PM
That is one of the most foul and disgusting things I have ever seen.
Whoever is marrying that has to have some foul disgusting, as of yet unknown, fetish.
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Re: Conjoined for Satan -
05-14-2010, 07:43 PM
I agree with Brother Nobar. I'll have nightmares for sure tonight! The wrath of God is a frightening thing to behold!
That two-headed Hensel monster is a bit like a car wreck though, I'm repulsed but at the same time I can't look away.
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Re: Conjoined for Satan -
05-14-2010, 07:54 PM
I'll be happy when this thread gets to the next page.
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Re: Conjoined for Satan -
05-14-2010, 09:02 PM
@ Nobar King Then I will make you happy by going to page two.
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Re: Conjoined for Satan -
05-15-2010, 12:31 AM
I wish I had a twin sister. Maybe not one that I shared a body with, but still.
I wonder if it's hard to sleep when you have two heads. What if the other head snores? And when they go #2, who's job is it to, you know, use the toilet paper?
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Re: Conjoined for Satan -
05-15-2010, 01:13 AM
Let's pray it doesn't breed.
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Re: Conjoined for Satan -
05-15-2010, 01:13 AM
This is definitely a sin. Here's the thing: Forgive me for being graphic but it is necessary. These twins share the same reproductive organs. There is only one vagina. Therefore by having sexual relations with one twin, the man would be having sex with the other twin (since that same vagina is the vagina of the other twin).
The Bible specifically warns against adultery. Just one of the many verses...
1st Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
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Re: Conjoined for Satan -
05-15-2010, 01:39 AM
This thread reminded me of a movie I saw when I was an unsaved teen. It took me a while to find it because I couldn't remember the title. And then when I found it, the title was PERFECT for that Abby and Brittany Hensel abomination.
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Re: Conjoined for Satan -
05-15-2010, 01:41 AM
Thanks, Jim. Now I'm even more grossed out. I think I'll skip dinner tonight. Thanks to you. Why do I keep checking this thread?
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Re: Conjoined for Satan -
05-15-2010, 01:45 AM
I remember a simpler time in America when something like that would have been paraded from city to city where folks would pay two bits to go stare and point at it.
Well bless my soul. What is wrong with thee? You're twitchin' like man with epilepsy. Who do you think would have such bad luck? In the name of Jesus, now get up and walk! Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!
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Re: Conjoined for Satan -
05-15-2010, 06:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rev Leroy Jenkins
I remember a simpler time in America when something like that would have been paraded from city to city where folks would pay two bits to go stare and point at it.
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So what's changed, now it will parade itself from talk show to talk show. The only difference is the gawkers don't have to leave the comfort of their couch.
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Re: Conjoined for Satan -
09-01-2012, 11:31 PM
Now it's been given a reality show!
What is happening to this country?!? And the show is on The Learning Channel of all places! The only thing people should learn from that thing is that God will punish you with a two-headed monstrosity for a daughter if you anger Him!
Behold the wrath of God! He will curse you too with if you anger Him!
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Re: Conjoined for Satan -
09-02-2012, 01:16 AM
2 heads only? Sure not 7 heads? Because profesy in Book of Apokolypsis. Also horns. Goverment shuld check for horns.
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