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Default TEARS FLOW FROM MY EYES! Why must Mudslimes EAT Christians as part of their "Halal" dietary perversions??! - 08-05-2013, 01:09 AM

What we read in Satan's Bible -- which is sometimes known as the Koran -- makes it clear that Satan wants his Mud-Swine followers to consume Christian flesh. It's spelled out explicitly in the Koran's wholly Satanic scripture:

"The food of the People of the Book [Jews and Christians] is lawful for you as your food" (Surah 5:5)

That's right. The Satanic Koran encourages the Mud-Swine to eat Christians.

Ḥalāl (Arabic: حلال‎ ḥalāl, 'permissible') cookbooks are currently among the best-selling titles at Barnes & Noble souks from Rabat to Depok, and it's only a matter of time before the unwary American tourist finds himself turning his nose up at a durian fruit, in one minute, and simmering in a fragrant green curry, the next!


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Default Re: TEARS FLOW FROM MY EYES! Why must Mudslimes EAT Christians as part of their "Halal" dietary perversion - 08-05-2013, 01:27 AM

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What we read in Satan's Bible -- which is sometimes known as the Koran -- makes it clear that Satan wants his Mud-Swine followers to consume Christian flesh. It's spelled out explicitly in the Koran's wholly Satanic scripture:

"The food of the People of the Book [Jews and Christians] is lawful for you as your food" (Surah 5:5)

That's right. The Satanic Koran encourages the Mud-Swine to eat Christians.

Ḥalāl (Arabic: حلال‎ ḥalāl, 'permissible') cookbooks are currently among the best-selling titles at Barnes & Noble souks from Rabat to Depok, and it's only a matter of time before the unwary American tourist finds himself turning his nose up at a durian fruit, in one minute, and simmering in a fragrant green curry, the next!

When I was yet a muslim, I remember my uncle used to have bbqs with what he called "white beef". I used to think it was veal. No matter what spices my uncle used there was always the smell of sulfur when he was cooking, so I was never able to eat it. I used to suffer the most awful abuse when I refused to take part in this ritual. To this day whenever I smell fenugreek I am torn as to which desire I succumb to first, vomit or drop to my knees and pray (I always pray).


This is also how I know The Bible is Truly The Word of God.

Jeremiah 19:9 - And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend in the siege and straightness, wherewith their enemies, and they that seek their lives, shall straiten them.

Who else could have known?

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When I was yet a muslim, I remember my uncle used to have bbqs with what he called "white beef". I used to think it was veal. No matter what spices my uncle used there was always the smell of sulfur when he was cooking, so I was never able to eat it. I used to suffer the most awful abuse when I refused to take part in this ritual. To this day whenever I smell fenugreek I am torn as to which desire I succumb to first, vomit or drop to my knees and pray (I always pray).


This is also how I know The Bible is Truly The Word of God.

Jeremiah 19:9 - And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend in the siege and straightness, wherewith their enemies, and they that seek their lives, shall straiten them.

Who else could have known?

Glory Be

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Moose-slimes will not eat pork, and yet they will consume Gods Elect™. But Moose-slimes are accustomed to eating nasty rodents just like the elephant-worshipping Indians are accustomed to consuming rats and roaches in their filthy temples.

They all consider it a huge step up to eat Christian flesh. And since they serve a tribal war-god, why not eat people?

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Default Re: TEARS FLOW FROM MY EYES! Why must Mudslimes EAT Christians as part of their "Halal" dietary perversion - 08-05-2013, 02:05 AM

The filthy hindaloos eat rats, but they refuse a good steak. Go figure.



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I'm just glad Christ came into my life, I shiver whenever I think about the squalid muslim existance. So devoid of any light or goodness. It's pretty obvious why they all strap bombs to their babies chests and throw them into crowds

Matthew 24:10 - And then shall many be offended, and shall betray one another, and shall hate one another.

Couldn't be clearer.


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Without the Holy Spirit to guide them, this really comes as no surprise. I'd probably be a cannibal too, eating my victims after I ravage their corpses, if it wasn't for Jesus giving me the power to restrain myself. I choose Jesus.

Galatians 5:16-17
This I say then, Walk in the Spirit, and ye shall not fulfil the lust of the flesh.
For the flesh lusteth against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the flesh: and these are contrary the one to the other: so that ye cannot do the things that ye would.


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In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



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When I was yet a muslim, I remember my uncle used to have bbqs with what he called "white beef". I used to think it was veal. No matter what spices my uncle used there was always the smell of sulfur when he was cooking, so I was never able to eat it. I used to suffer the most awful abuse when I refused to take part in this ritual. To this day whenever I smell fenugreek I am torn as to which desire I succumb to first, vomit or drop to my knees and pray (I always pray).


This is also how I know The Bible is Truly The Word of God.

Jeremiah 19:9 - And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend in the siege and straightness, wherewith their enemies, and they that seek their lives, shall straiten them.

Who else could have known?

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You can read about that here

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"The food of the People of the Book [Jews and Christians] is lawful for you as your food" (Surah 5:5)

That's right. The Satanic Koran encourages the Mud-Swine to eat Christians.
Your reading comprehension skills are severely lacking.

At no point is it ever stated that the FLESH of the People of the Book [Jews and Christians] is lawful for you as your food.

You had to invent a false conclusion that the verse you quoted did not endorse. Nor was there any linguistic loophole within that verse that could be construed to support your conclusion. The Bible on the other hand can be taken out of context much more effectively.

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[3]Every moving thing that lives shall be food for you. And as I gave you the green plants, I give you everything.
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Your reading comprehension skills are severely lacking.

At no point is it ever stated that the FLESH of the People of the Book [Jews and Christians] is lawful for you as your food.

You had to invent a false conclusion that the verse you quoted did not endorse. Nor was there any linguistic loophole within that verse that could be construed to support your conclusion. The Bible on the other hand can be taken out of context much more effectively.



Everything? Wow.
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12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.


You have no idea of what you're talking about as you obviously haven't read either The Bible or the toilet paper called the korn'an

The Bible gives us rules and laws which to govern and judge ourselves and others with, why would you insult something so beautiful and powerful? Were you molested on your little lady part by a priest? When was the first time you were soiled?

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Timothy 2:12-15
12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
So why is Mary Etheldreda (a woman) giving me (a man) infractions? Why are there any female moderators at all? That sounds like a position of authority to me. And why do the forum rules claim some women rank higher than some men in the forum hierarchy?

If you would take a moment to pull your nose out of the asses of these fine pseudo "true Christians", you would notice you are listed as Unsaved Trash. So do us all a favor a take yourself out.
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So why is Mary Etheldreda (a woman) giving me (a man) infractions? Why are there any female moderators at all? That sounds like a position of authority to me. And why do the forum rules claim some women rank higher than some men in the forum hierarchy?

If you would take a moment to pull your nose out of the asses of these fine pseudo "true Christians", you would notice you are listed as Unsaved Trash. So do us all a favor a take yourself out.
I'm sorry, did some big bad Christian Woman make you weep? Perhaps you should lift some weights, or grow a pair. Or better still, read The Bible, where you will surely find the error of your ways. Please refrain from taking your homosexual frustration out on me.


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So why is Mary Etheldreda (a woman) giving me (a man) infractions? Why are there any female moderators at all? That sounds like a position of authority to me. And why do the forum rules claim some women rank higher than some men in the forum hierarchy?

If you would take a moment to pull your nose out of the asses of these fine pseudo "true Christians", you would notice you are listed as Unsaved Trash. So do us all a favor a take yourself out.
The Church Elders make the decisions here Jack - mostly based on a meritocracy.

Deacon Mordecai has been promoted to Forum Member, his title change was a mere oversight that has been corrected. We would like to think that people pay attention the content of posts rather than the title of the person making them - ignoring for the moment your own status here and what recommendation you have made regarding trash.


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The Church Elders make the decisions here Jack - mostly based on a meritocracy.

Deacon Mordecai has been promoted to Forum Member, his title change was a mere oversight that has been corrected. We would like to think that people pay attention the content of posts rather than the title of the person making them - ignoring for the moment your own status here and what recommendation you have made regarding trash.
I'm not particularly concerned about your opinion of me; therefore, your humorous titles aren't relevant in my case. However, Deacon Mordecai clearly has his nose up your collective butts. It amazed me that he has time to come up for air and type. Anyway, your opinion of him matters to him (as well as what you've had for dinner I suppose). And since he was speaking on your collective behalves I thought it prudent to point out that he wasn't, and still isn't, one of you.

As you can clearly read I did address the content of his post despite his title. And as I pointed out to Deacon Mordecai, I acknowledge what the verses he posted stated. It just so happens that I also pointed out that you do not agree with those biblical verses and openly defy them with your appointment of female moderators. Very progressive of you. Very liberal.

It amazes me that so many people here request that I read the Bible, yet I seem to be the only person here who actually has.
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I'm not particularly concerned about your opinion of me; therefore, your humorous titles aren't relevant in my case. However, Deacon Mordecai clearly has his nose up your collective butts. It amazed me that he has time to come up for air and type. Anyway, your opinion of him matters to him (as well as what you've had for dinner I suppose). And since he was speaking on your collective behalves I thought it prudent to point out that he wasn't, and still isn't, one of you.

As you can clearly read I did address the content of his post despite his title. And as I pointed out to Deacon Mordecai, I acknowledge what the verses he posted stated. It just so happens that I also pointed out that you do not agree with those biblical verses and openly defy them with your appointment of female moderators. Very progressive of you. Very liberal.

It amazes me that so many people here request that I read the Bible, yet I seem to be the only person here who actually has.

I wanted you to know that I have considered what you've said, as well as praying on it and reading The Scripture. It occurs to me that you have been violated in some way and are lashing out at those who are trying to help you. There are many different styles of preaching and Saving on this forum, coming from different angles. MitzaLizalor for example will break everything you say down to the molecular level so to better demonstrate how you have offended God. Zechariah Smyth on the other had will often soot off a brief quip which makes you question yourself to the very core of your being, while a man like James Hutchins will use a certain gruffness and the brute power of The Verse to set you to rights. These are often bitter pills to swallow, and there is no shame in feeling wounded, but the actions that struck you, were your own when you sinned against God.

So do I follow these people, and attempt to emulate them? ABSOLUTELY, I do, all the way to Jesus. The Scripture tells us in Amos 3:7 That the Lord will reveal himself to his followers and prophets and 2 Timothy 3:16 reminds us of the unerring Word of God contained within the pages.

When you accuse God's Favorite Forum leaders of violating The Bible or God's will, you are in essence blaspheming. True Christians follow the Word of God to the letter. Sister Mary Etheldreda has earned a place above you, not just by being a True Christian, but also because you act and speak as a child having a tantrum. She knows precisely how to deal with disobedient little cubs, (more Holy Soldiers have popped from her uterus than any other on this forum I'd reckon), and Hebrews 12:5-11 tells you not to whine when God uses His Will (through, in this case, Sister Mary) to chastise you.

So please do not brag about having read The Bible if you do not understand it, and if you really think yourself a man and act like if, not like a weepy little girl.

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I'm not particularly concerned about your opinion of me; therefore, your humorous titles aren't relevant in my case. However, Deacon Mordecai clearly has his nose up your collective butts. It amazed me that he has time to come up for air and type. Anyway, your opinion of him matters to him (as well as what you've had for dinner I suppose). And since he was speaking on your collective behalves I thought it prudent to point out that he wasn't, and still isn't, one of you.

As you can clearly read I did address the content of his post despite his title. And as I pointed out to Deacon Mordecai, I acknowledge what the verses he posted stated. It just so happens that I also pointed out that you do not agree with those biblical verses and openly defy them with your appointment of female moderators. Very progressive of you. Very liberal.

It amazes me that so many people here request that I read the Bible, yet I seem to be the only person here who actually has.
Your willful ignorance of the virtues of True Christianity™ changes nothing of the Truth©. WJB, Mrs. Etheldreda, and all True Christians™ read the Bible constantly and heed its every word. Mary Etheldreda is not a teacher and therefore does not defy scripture as you claim. She picks up the slack around here because that is a woman's place. Your place, on the other hand, is in Hell. So she is perfectly entitled to lord Christ's authority over you. She submits to her husband like a good woman should. She also submits to Christ and to the teachings of the King James Bible. I don't know what Bible you've been reading, but it certainly isn't God's.

If you are trying to frighten Mrs. Etheldreda into having anal intercourse with you, I assure you it won't work. She is a True Christian™, and nothing like the women in your family, I assure you. She would gladly take Christ's temporary place on the cross and subsequently rule the universe for all eternity, unlike you greedy, motherless atheists.

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So why is Mary Etheldreda (a woman) giving me (a man) infractions?
Because you are an atheistic dingleberry on the rectum of God's creation. Where in the Bible does it suggest that an atheist "man" (sic) is superior to a loyal, devoted, True Christian™ mother?


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When you accuse God's Favorite Forum leaders of violating The Bible or God's will, you are in essence blaspheming. True Christians follow the Word of God to the letter.
Obviously they don't follow it to the letter as I demonstrated. The Bible clearly states the place of a woman and that biblical decree is not being adhered to on this forum. Are you suggesting that True Christians can alter or add to the Bible?

On another note, exactly what did you have to do to get that "homer" award? I hope you got your Klondike bar.
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Bill Bob has answered your questions here

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Your willful ignorance of the virtues of True Christianity™ changes nothing of the Truth©. WJB, Mrs. Etheldreda, and all True Christians™ read the Bible constantly and heed its every word. Mary Etheldreda is not a teacher and therefore does not defy scripture as you claim. She picks up the slack around here because that is a woman's place. Your place, on the other hand, is in Hell. So she is perfectly entitled to lord Christ's authority over you. She submits to her husband like a good woman should. She also submits to Christ and to the teachings of the King James Bible. I don't know what Bible you've been reading, but it certainly isn't God's.

If you are trying to frighten Mrs. Etheldreda into having anal intercourse with you, I assure you it won't work. She is a True Christian™, and nothing like the women in your family, I assure you. She would gladly take Christ's temporary place on the cross and subsequently rule the universe for all eternity, unlike you greedy, motherless atheists.

If you do not refrain from worshiping occult phalli while you post, I'm certain she will be happy to moderate your account. Consider this your third and final warning.
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Because you are an atheistic dingleberry on the rectum of God's creation. Where in the Bible does it suggest that an atheist "man" (sic) is superior to a loyal, devoted, True Christian™ mother?
Kindly read them and find a new flawed argument, as your lack of originality is getting rather boring

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