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Best workout music for Christians? -
01-17-2020, 04:36 PM
This is not about 100% scriptural accurracy, just what gets you pumping iron. Here's my favorites:
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Re: Best workout music for Christians? -
01-17-2020, 04:48 PM
I don't really do workout. Its profits, while apparently True™, are relatively minor.
1 Timothy 4:8
For bodily exercise profiteth little: but godliness is profitable unto all things, having promise of the life that now is, and of that which is to come.
Until a few years ago my excercise consisted of the monthly excruciating sessions of marital duties with my wife. Now as she is well and permanently menopausal, it's been a relief to allocate those hours to the static workout of standing in the corner distrubuting Chick tracts and other nice paraphernalia. During those sessions I listen to the sweetest music available - the True™ voice of Jesus Christ!
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Re: Best workout music for Christians? -
01-17-2020, 10:32 PM
I don't often listen to "music," as the vast majority of it is secular and anti-Christian, and thus to be avoided (Ecclesiastes 7:5), and most music purporting to be "Christian" is really of the Devil (2 Corinthians 11:14). However, when pumping iron or running through the woods to promote the manly, muscular Christianity embodied by Jesus (1 Corinthians 6:19), there's one Godly song that always gets me going.
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Re: Best workout music for Christians? -
01-18-2020, 01:41 AM
There is nothing like "Onward Christian Soldiers" to accompany a good cardio workout. You can do it while taking a stroll around the neighborhood, or a trip to the mall. Hopefully you can make this a family event, and do some worthy polyphonic acapella singing along the way.
The work was composed by Sir Authur Sullivan, and while he was known for penning those trivial works with Gilbert while the British still had an "Empire" (i.e. was once great), he ultimately sought redemption with Jesus.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: Best workout music for Christians? -
01-18-2020, 01:48 PM
Looks more like " onward Christian rabble". They don't need to goose-step, but come on! At least learn to march. And no " but I'm goose-stepping on the inside" crap like what the girl guide cookie-pushers keep saying! (It takes a lot to make me reject cookies.) No wonder Trump's military parade didn't happen.
Comparing American marching bands to Japanese ones isn't even a contest, I would show you, but all the digital short skirts would draw weebophiles the way the real things draw flies.
Instead, I'll talk instruments. Just look at the tubas they have:
And they're walking in lockstep - with swords! Meanwhile our self-proclaimed " Christian soldiers" don't even have knuckle-dusters!
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Re: Best workout music for Christians? -
01-24-2020, 11:36 PM
I only listen to Orchestra. Anything else (jazz, blues, bluegrass, rap, country, reggae, industrial etc.) won't do it for me and hurts my ears. Kinda unusual for a Czech Man who goes weightlifting every week, but that is just the way it is.
I despise the Halo games, just like any ego-shooters, adventures and jump'n'roses, but the music is the only good thing. No boring rock'n'roll, only orchestral pieces
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Re: Best workout music for Christians? -
01-27-2020, 04:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes
I don't often listen to "music," as the vast majority of it is secular and anti-Christian, and thus to be avoided (Ecclesiastes 7:5), and most music purporting to be "Christian" is really of the Devil (2 Corinthians 11:14). However, when pumping iron or running through the woods to promote the manly, muscular Christianity embodied by Jesus (1 Corinthians 6:19), there's one Godly song that always gets me going.
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That is the only song I listen to as well. Praise God!
Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."
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Re: Best workout music for Christians? -
01-30-2020, 05:23 AM
I do my crunches to this:
Unfortunately, I suspect the man in this video might be a homosexual, so I put black tape over the screen so I can see the girl only.
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Re: Best workout music for Christians? -
02-02-2020, 04:27 PM
Mr. Hucker:
As someone well versed in the ways of the homosexual, I can assure you the man in that video is straight. Note the drab colors, the shirt that screams 2018, and the eye contact between the man and the female. Nope. Not gay. You’re safe. My friends Lance and Serge both agreed, feeling no twitch in their loins.
May the Lord Open.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Best workout music for Christians? -
01-18-2020, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond
This is not about 100% scriptural accurracy, just what gets you pumping iron.
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Ever notice that Alex Jones and the protagonist of DooM have never been spotted at the same place and time?
Listen to both of these at the same time:
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Re: Best workout music for Christians? -
01-19-2020, 11:01 PM
This is wonderful. Also remember when working out to wear attire fit for Christian wearing.
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Re: Best workout music for Christians? -
06-14-2020, 05:35 PM
I do not listen to any music anymore, even country isn't masculine and conservative anymore. But I do like some pre-90's stuff, especially this Charlie Daniels song that says " But if I had my way with people sellin' dope
Take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope
I'd hang 'em up high and let them swing 'til the sun goes down"
Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."
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Re: Best workout music for Christians? -
06-15-2020, 02:28 PM
Not that I work out, but I find this little ditty quite tuneful when driving on road trips. It makes the hours fly by.
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