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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 02-19-2015, 06:59 AM

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Why would anyone raise money to encourage people to be homeless, fearful, superstitious, and gay? That's not kindness, dear. That's taking advantage of the dimwitted. Shame on you.
Why would you want to bring people to a god to waste their time and encourage close-mindedness and discourage science which has saved way more lives than anything on earth.
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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 02-19-2015, 07:01 AM

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The children you mentioned who have chosen the cancer lifestyle may not have made free choices while in the uterus but a HUMAN MADE CHOICES FOR THEM.

You are merely reinforcing my point that this "god" does not deserved to be worshiped ...
You are getting closer. I think this can be most beneficial to you! Wonderful.

God does not "deserve" anything from us. He doesn't care if you "like" Him. He is omnipotent. He is to be FEARED.

Ecclesiastes 12:13
Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man.

That is all it takes. God does what He does. We will ultimately see the reasons behind His apparent wanton cruelty one day in Heaven. it will be revealed to us and I can assure you it all serves the master plan of God. It is all for the ultimate Good. You can still repent and join us there.

God is beyond your judgements. He is the one who decides. Could there be any greater reason to worship Him?

Exodus 3:14
And God said unto Moses, I AM THAT I AM: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I AM hath sent me unto you.




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They were feeding the very same people the christian organization across the street were feeding.
Wait, if the church is already feeding them, then the athesnits aren't doing anything good by feeding them even more. In fact, they are contributing to obesity by double-feeding people.


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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 02-19-2015, 07:03 AM

Firstly, I wasn't try to disprove your point on the first one, but I do get it, and I'm not going to use your credentials against you.

Also you just used the bible as evidence.

I think this is enough for me for tonight. Also thanks for corrections, I'm not new to logical fallacies per say, but I still need a lot of work.
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Wait, if the church is already feeding them, then the athesnits aren't doing anything good by feeding them even more. In fact, they are contributing to obesity by double-feeding people.
Good point, brother. These godless fools simply cannot recognize a legitimate problem in front of them. "FEED THEM! That'll do it!"

Half the time they think all people are like babies - feed them and stick a nipple in their mouth. That will get the whiners to stop fussing.

The problem is, it gets them distracted long enough to turn them gay.

It's so, so sad.

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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 02-19-2015, 07:08 AM

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He is omnipotent.
If your god is so omnipotent the explain this list of contradiction is the WORD OF GOD WRITTEN BY GOD
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so if your god is all powerful why would he contradict himself


and as I said before i don't want to be closer to your god who does such horrible things
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Why would you want to bring people to a god to waste their time and encourage close-mindedness and discourage science which has saved way more lives than anything on earth.
Because Earth does not MATTER in the long run. It is transient. It will pass. A few decades is NOTHING. We're talking about Eternity here. I can't wait to DIE and to get into HEAVEN with Jesus. Unfortunately I still have duties here. I must try to save lives in the manner that has some actual significance. I'm saving lives for Infinity. Suffering here under the Firmament is necessary to get people to repent and accept Jesus.



It has be designed like that. It is God's great plan!

Matthew 6:20
But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven , where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:


Why prolong the vile and abominable life on earth when Eternity awaits!? Science?! It is a tool to oppose all that is pure and precious to Jesus (except Creation Science that is harmonized with the Bible).

Timothy 6:20
O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:

You'll have to change your perspective from the infinitesimally short period of corporeal life to the unending existence in heaven with Jesus.




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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 02-19-2015, 07:13 AM

I wouldn't say it's pointless to argue on this forum, but it doesn't really interest me anymore.

I would love to spend the next four days replying, but I have better things to do.

Have fun being idiots, albeit semi-polite idiots.
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Because Earth does not MATTER in the long run. It is transient. It will pass. A few decades is NOTHING. We're talking about Eternity here. I can't wait to DIE and to get into HEAVEN with Jesus. Unfortunately I still have duties here. I must try to save lives in the manner that has some actual significance. I'm saving lives for Infinity. Suffering here under the Firmament is necessary to get people to repent and accept Jesus.



It has be designed like that. It is God's great plan!

Matthew 6:20
But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven , where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:


Why prolong the vile and abominable life on earth when Eternity awaits!? Science?! It is a tool to oppose all that is pure and precious to Jesus (except Creation Science that is harmonized with the Bible).

Timothy 6:20
O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:

You'll have to change your perspective from the infinitesimally short period of corporeal life to the unending existence in heaven with Jesus.




Yours in Christ,

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so to shorten our time on earth we should commit suicide to reach "our lord and saviour" faster and also give me evidential prove of god outside of the bible because when you say that the bible has all the evidence you need the you run into circular reasoning "my magic book is right because my magic book says it is"
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so to shorten our time on earth we should commit suicide to reach "our lord and saviour" faster and also give me evidential prove of god outside of the bible because when you say that the bible has all the evidence you need the you run into circular reasoning "my magic book is right because my magic book says it is"
Don't be silly. We have a great commission to convert as many souls as we can to the Christian Faith (Matthew 28:16-20). You see, we know if you never hear of Jesus during your life, you will go to hell. We want to help you avoid that. Partially because we care, but mostly because Jesus wants it, and we want to please Him.


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so to shorten our time on earth we should commit suicide to reach "our lord and saviour" faster and also give me evidential prove of god outside of the bible because when you say that the bible has all the evidence you need the you run into circular reasoning "my magic book is right because my magic book says it is"
Oh dear, of course not! Your body does not belong to you. It belongs to God.

1 Corinthians 3:16-17
Know ye not that ye are the temple of God, and that the Spirit of God dwelleth in you? If any man defile the temple of God, him shall God destroy; for the temple of God is holy, which temple ye are.

You're also into argumentation? Nice. I explained above that the Truth™ of the Bible has been established elsewhere in thie Forum. It is not necessary but it would be cumbersome to reproduce it in every thread. Instead, you are using ad ridiculum (making jokes about suicide which I find is bad taste) and a straw man fallacy by making a twisted caricature of my post and attacking the caricature.

I still feel that Jesus must be calling you. That is magnificent and, thus, I thank Jesus for this chance to spread His Good Word to you.

Glory!



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what about people who have lived any but europe for that past 6,000 or so years did they go to hell because gods privileged were to stupid to sail across the world and convert them or maybe you god isn't real because if he was so real then wouldn't everyone in the world be a christian
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What about people who haven't lived anywhere but Europe for that the past 6,000 or so years? Did they go to hell because God's privileged [?]were too stupid to sail across the world and convert them? or Maybe your god isn't real because if he was so real, then wouldn't everyone in the world be a Christian?
This is precisely why we have such a great commission! We're commanded to bring the Gospel message to those who are too poor, heathen, or stubborn to embrace Christ already! They want desperately to hear the Good News that Jesus will spare them an eternity of pain and torment if they but believe His Incredible Biography, and have faith in the Work done on the Cross! If you had an incredible cure for an eternity of torture, wouldn't you want to share it with the world, too?



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 02-19-2015, 07:41 AM

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This is precisely why we have such a great commission! We're commanded to bring the Gospel message to those who are too poor, heathen, or stubborn to embrace Christ already! They want desperately to hear the Good News that Jesus will spare them an eternity of pain and torment if they but believe His Incredible Biography, and have faith in the Work done on the Cross! If you had an incredible cure for an eternity of torture, wouldn't you want to share it with the world, too?

Well I wish you a good bye, I am going to spend my life doing something productive and contribute to society. Have fun spending hours praying to a god who will not answer your prayers because he/she/it isn't real. I hope that your message doesn't reach anyone and that you may actually contribute to society and the betterment of humankind instead of making others think in such a close minded way
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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 02-19-2015, 08:02 AM

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Well I wish you a good bye, I am going to spend my life doing something productive and contribute to society. Have fun spending hours praying to a god who will not answer your prayers because he/she/it isn't real. I hope that your message doesn't reach anyone and that you may actually contribute to society and the betterment of humankind instead of making others think in such a close minded way
Sorry you feel this way, however, I know that God is real and I know that he answers my prayers.


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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 02-19-2015, 08:06 AM

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Well I wish you a good bye, I am going to spend my life doing something productive and contribute to society. Have fun spending hours praying to a god who will not answer your prayers because he/she/it isn't real. I hope that your message doesn't reach anyone and that you may actually contribute to society and the betterment of humankind instead of making others think in such a close minded way
Oh dear.
In you really have possibility to be productive eternally. Are you thinking it is easier to endure if you make your life to be like already here, during your short life on earth?

FOOL.

Instead of spending eternity with us Christians in Heaven, you choose to kneel in front of group of devils
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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 02-20-2015, 12:54 AM

I can't believe to nerve some of these atheist trolls here. To come on and post they have something more important to do than pray for sinners and pass along judgment of others is preposterous.

There is nothing more important than fighting the ravages of sin. This is especially true about the topic of this thread, the evolutionist conspiracy. People who fall victim of the evolutionism political movement are destined to hell.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 02-20-2015, 04:17 AM

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I can't believe to nerve some of these atheist trolls here. To come on and post they have something more important to do than pray for sinners and pass along judgment of others is preposterous.

There is nothing more important than fighting the ravages of sin. This is especially true about the topic of this thread, the evolutionist conspiracy. People who fall victim of the evolutionism political movement are destined to hell.
Amen Mr. Mayor. And did you notice how self-assured and arrogant the atheist are? They spew hatred and force everyone to listen to them insult Jesus and offer zero proof for their false beliefs. Atheists just make their religion up.


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You are very narrow minded and intolerant. You should be ashamed of your self. Maybe the hand of God will reach out and guide you to Jesus; or maybe He will just squash you like a bug. It's difficult to predict.


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Default Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy - 02-20-2015, 02:50 PM

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what about people who have lived any but europe for that past 6,000 or so years did they go to hell because gods privileged were to stupid to sail across the world and convert them or maybe you god isn't real because if he was so real then wouldn't everyone in the world be a christian
There was no-one living in Europe 6,000 years ago.
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