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I am a perfect Christian and am going to Heaven! Praise Jesus! 796 92.67%
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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever - 05-13-2010, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by 2 Timothy 3:16 View Post
Please sir, do not read sarcasm in my last post. ... For the record, again, I mean nothing I’ve said sarcastically or in any disrespect of you personally. I have problems with some of your doctrine, but I mean nothing I’ve typed to be a personal affront to you. I mean that.
No you do not mean that, at all. Allow me to prove to everyone here that you are a dirty liar who will burn in Hell for all eternity.

Here you pretend to like Rev. Jim Osborne:
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Originally Posted by 2 Timothy 3:16 View Post
I MUST say that it is a pleasure to meet you. You are the very first honest-to-goodness, unashamed, world-class Health and Wealth preacher that I have ever had the privilege of meeting.
Here you pretend to be genuinely interested and having some questions:
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I do have some questions
However in the same posting where you pretend to like Rev. Jim Osborne and also pretend to just have some innocent questions you say things like:
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you have missed what the KJV teaches about salvation
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This list of yours, while containing some statements that are true, has nothing to do in and of itself with the reality of one’s salvation or lack thereof at least according to the KJV
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I pray that you will repent of this false doctrine
None of which are questions and all of which are unfounded and unwarranted accusations of Rev. Jim Osborne. So we know you are faking an apology here. You sir are a fraud.


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