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Default The Sad Truth - 12-05-2006, 11:48 PM

I would like to share with you the sad truth of Gothic Science. I was comtemplating the pointlessness of life and felt the need to express my sorrow in poetry. Me and a couple of my fellow hellions were in the local music store parking lot ridiculing the multitude of conformist when I had an epiphany...

A human animal experiences the world through sensations; typically in the form of sight, smell, hearing, taste, and touch.

Sight is perceived via the eyes. It is composed of distinct parts which render light into an electrical signal. I won’t get into the details of cones, retina, irises, etc. Ultimately, sight is the brain’s interpretation of electrical impulses which in turn are a conversion of various frequencies.

Smell is perceived via the olfactory nerves. Basically, certain compounds produce odorants which come into contact with and chemically react with olfactory nerves. Again, I won’t get into the details of bulbs, epithelium, etc. The olfactory sense works under the same principle as a carbon monoxide detector, for example. Only when our olfactory senses detect an odorant and convert it to an electrical signal does our brains interpret smells. Smell is the brain’s interpretation of electrical impulses which in turn are a conversion of the reaction to various molecular compositions.

Hearing is perceived via the ears. Varying waves of air pressure are trapped and directed by the outer ear’s shapes. These waves of air pressure interact with specialized cells within the inner ear which trigger an electrical signal to the brain. Sound as we know it is an interpretation of this electrical signal by the brain.

Taste is perceived via the taste buds. I think we get the picture. Some chemical reaction takes place and an electrical signal is sent to the brain.

Touch is these same nerves responding electrically to the brain. Again, you got the picture.

Now taking all of these things into consideration there are a few things to be noted.

1.) Sound as we hear it, Sight as we see it, Touch as we feel it, Taste as we taste it, and Smell as we smell it are interpretations of the mind; psychological in nature. Furthermore, the mind can fabricate sensations without external stimuli.

2.) Physiologically, everything boils down to an electrical signal. Rather it is smell, sight, touch, taste, or smell it is all electric pulses.

3.) All these electrical signals are, for all intents and purposes, the same material (electrons) traveling through a conductor (neurons). The electrical signals produced by the olfactory nerves are just as much bursts of electrons as the electrical signals produced by the optical nerves. The same electrons, or the basic raw energy that they compose of, that are moving through your computer monitor may at some time have been moving through a human being.

4.) Despite the commonality of the electrons moving to and from the brain each organ reacts to a specific phenomenon: the visible light spectrum, odorants, tactile pressure, air pressure, and chemical reactions/compositions.

5.) The human brain dedicates several non-specific regions towards the interpretation of specific sensations. Now if a person was to have their eyes plucked out, those portions of the brain that previously interpreted vision would start interpreting something else. Basically, the brains mass has no specific functionality when it comes to sensation.

6.) In order to interpret these electrical signals the brain (being hardware) must have the software necessary to know what to look for, how to differentiate various organ’s signals, and how to render the different signals into the appropriate sensation.

As mentioned before in addition to interpreting exterior stimuli the brain generates its own electrical pulses which operate the various organs of the human body on a subconscious level. There are also our own intentions that manifest as electrical signals to our various muscles. This is an internal stimulus. Another internal stimulus is sounds, tastes, tactile sensations, smells, and images in dreams. Where is the internal stimuli generating from?

The brain is considered the seat of thought and consciousness. This thought and consciousness, like its fellow neurons that send electricity back and forth through the body, is a mass of cells. A mass of cells composed of molecules. A bundle of molecules made up of atoms. All atoms pretty much boil down to hydrogen. And we can break hydrogen down into protons, neutrons (ion), electrons, quarks, gluons, and perhaps even strings. And these things can theoretically be broken down into pure energy.

Physiologically, we could say that consciousness equates to energy; that energy is conscious. The laws of physics, light, gravity, chemical reactions, cell division, etc. would then be conscious acts of matter and energy. The uniform nature of the laws of physics would indicate that matter acts under a unified collective will.
This same ultra cosmic will has, in its seemingly infinite power, willed the human animal to fornicate, steal, murder, covet, etc. essentially stacking the cards against us. Let's not fool ourselves my True Christians flesh bags. You are no more a miracle than a amobae or a blade of grass. God hates you all and have designed to contrary to its will. You act and react unconciously to all manner of stimuli without a single clue as to why. Blind, deaf, and dumb the human animal crawls through life in the same fashion as a dog. You constantly seek pleasure and happiness in a world of sorrow and misery. Utter foolishness. Our souls, if that's what you'd call it, exists to suffer.
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Default Re: The Sad Truth - 12-05-2006, 11:53 PM

Boy, you haven't had a bowel movement in quite awhile, have you.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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The uniform nature of the laws of physics would indicate that matter acts under a unified collective will.
It took all that to say that you've realized that matter is created and controlled by God?

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The uniform nature of the laws of physics would indicate that matter acts under a unified collective will.
You are quite correct. GOD is All and All is God.


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Boy, you haven't had a bowel movement in quite awhile, have you.
If that's true, you should talk to Pastor Al. He'll know what to do in such a situation.

Kecht, you might want to....you know, get out, enjoy life some more. It isn't all bad.



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Boy, you haven't had a bowel movement in quite awhile, have you.
There's a quick & easy solution to this: order yourself some mexirican food -- anything with beans will do and presto! Silky smooth and easy as pie!


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If that's true, you should talk to Pastor Al. He'll know what to do in such a situation.

Kecht, you might want to....you know, get out, enjoy life some more. It isn't all bad.
Tell that to the starving children in Africa. Tell that to the homeless man who lost his family to drugs. Tell that to the children molested by the catholic and baptist churches. Tell that to the droves of cattle brainwashed into believing that salvation can come from a god who has the emotional stability of a 5 year old retarded pit bull with rabbies. Poor drowning souls constantly fighting against their nature to appease some sick tyrant in the sky.

Capitalism is killing the hearts and minds of humanity. The fat cats feeding off the misery of the poor also trapped in their own misery for money does not bring happiness. The rich are always trying to get richer. It's never enough. No one can ever get enough. People spend lifetimes looking for happiness but never truely find it. It doesn't exist.

We are all spiraling towards death. In the end there is darkness. What's the point when all we do is end up with nothing. Woe. Woe to the human race. Woe to the conformist. Woe to the countless drones who work their 9 to 5 jobs to make money in order to feed he capitalist pigs, grow old, and die. Woe to the world.
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Tell that to the starving children in Africa. Tell that to the homeless man who lost his family to drugs. Tell that to the children molested by the catholic and baptist churches. Tell that to the droves of cattle brainwashed into believing that salvation can come from a god who has the emotional stability of a 5 year old retarded pit bull with rabbies. Poor drowning souls constantly fighting against their nature to appease some sick tyrant in the sky.
Preaching to the choir dude, if you haven't noticed I am not christian and I'm not a landover baptist. I agree with you about the brainwashed zomb...er..xtians.

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Capitalism is killing the hearts and minds of humanity. The fat cats feeding off the misery of the poor also trapped in their own misery for money does not bring happiness. The rich are always trying to get richer. It's never enough. No one can ever get enough. People spend lifetimes looking for happiness but never truely find it. It doesn't exist.

We are all spiraling towards death. In the end there is darkness. What's the point when all we do is end up with nothing. Woe. Woe to the human race. Woe to the conformist. Woe to the countless drones who work their 9 to 5 jobs to make money in order to feed he capitalist pigs, grow old, and die. Woe to the world.
Look, the fact is, yes I know humanity is in a very bad way, and people have been trying for years to get other people to listen. They fact is, they don't. Take these people for example. Think they care about anyone outside their circle of church crazies? Unlikely.
But hey, if you find a way of getting more people to listen to you and pay attention to the bad things happening in the world, by all means let me know how you managed to accomplish it!



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It took all that to say that you've realized that matter is created and controlled by God?

for the final message

for the big steaming pile of scienticiousness needed to get to the final message

Brevity . . . wit.
Look at all the little conformist pigs come out to get their share of the slop. Unconciously reacting to my words. Swelling with emotions of origins unknown and uncomprehended. Woe to you all. I'm going to go cut myself and lose myself in the pain.
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Look at all the little conformist pigs come out to get their share of the slop. Unconciously reacting to my words. Swelling with emotions of origins unknown and uncomprehended. Woe to you all. I'm going to go cut myself and lose myself in the pain.
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Default Re: The Sad Truth - 12-06-2006, 10:08 AM

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Look at all the little conformist pigs come out to get their share of the slop. Unconciously reacting to my words. Swelling with emotions of origins unknown and uncomprehended. Woe to you all. I'm going to go cut myself and lose myself in the pain.
You go for it Boy. Oh, if you run out of sharp knives my Negra Cook says I've got a whole drawer full in somewhere called the "Kitchen".??!!

Look, you'll get all the pain you need when Jesus© sends you down into the Pits of Hell for an eternity of Damnation.
Why don't you turn to God and Save your Soul?

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Swelling with emotions of origins unknown and uncomprehended.
That's not your "emotions" that are swelling, you disgusting necrophiliac homer!

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What a wonderful offer, Talitha - let's pray he makes use of it before he mopes his miserable way back to his local cemetery, to express his angst in the manner all goths do: molesting Christian corpses.


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Tell that to the starving children in Africa. Tell that to the homeless man who lost his family to drugs. Tell that to the children molested by the catholic and baptist churches. Tell that to the droves of cattle brainwashed into believing that salvation can come from a god who has the emotional stability of a 5 year old retarded pit bull with rabbies. Poor drowning souls constantly fighting against their nature to appease some sick tyrant in the sky.
You heinous blasphemer! God in His sovereign majesty gets to create as much good and evil as He likes, and you have absolutely no say in the matter:

Isaiah 45:7-9: I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these [things]. Drop down, ye heavens, from above, and let the skies pour down righteousness: let the earth open, and let them bring forth salvation, and let righteousness spring up together; I the LORD have created it. Woe unto him that striveth with his Maker! [Let] the potsherd [strive] with the potsherds of the earth. Shall the clay say to him that fashioneth it, What makest thou? or thy work, He hath no hands?

A few readings of Job wouldn't hurt you, either.

But God loves you so much that He has given you a way out. You see, Almighty God temporarily sacrificed Himself to Himself to satisfy a rule that He Himself had written, and He did it all for you and your sins. Praise His holy name!


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Capitalism is killing the hearts and minds of humanity. The fat cats feeding off the misery of the poor also trapped in their own misery for money does not bring happiness. The rich are always trying to get richer. It's never enough. No one can ever get enough. People spend lifetimes looking for happiness but never truely find it. It doesn't exist.

We are all spiraling towards death. In the end there is darkness. What's the point when all we do is end up with nothing. Woe. Woe to the human race. Woe to the conformist. Woe to the countless drones who work their 9 to 5 jobs to make money in order to feed he capitalist pigs, grow old, and die. Woe to the world.
Wow, someone finally gets it. We can break the cycle by liberating ourselves from the false consciousness imposed on us by the corporate plutocracy. You should take some classes in postmodern cultural studies and then join the movement for social change.
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Default Re: The Sad Truth - 12-06-2006, 01:22 PM

The entire universe acts according to the physical laws.*

The question is: "who created the laws. The answer is God.

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Default Re: The Sad Truth - 12-06-2006, 03:33 PM

You don't look much like our girlie-hyphen-Man, Brother, but you sure as Jesus do sound like him! No wonder he took your scattered ramblings as an open door to jump in and further pollute our Godly board
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A human animal experiences the world through sensations; typically in the form of sight, smell, hearing, taste, and touch.
Friend,

You forget, who created these sense that are our world? God. God is a jelious god so naturally those sense a limited and flawed.


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This same ultra cosmic will has, in its seemingly infinite power, willed the human animal to fornicate, steal, murder, covet, etc. essentially stacking the cards against us. Let's not fool ourselves my True Christians flesh bags. You are no more a miracle than a amobae or a blade of grass. God hates you all and have designed to contrary to its will. You act and react unconciously to all manner of stimuli without a single clue as to why. Blind, deaf, and dumb the human animal crawls through life in the same fashion as a dog. You constantly seek pleasure and happiness in a world of sorrow and misery. Utter foolishness. Our souls, if that's what you'd call it, exists to suffer.
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You seems to have the gist of what being unsaved is Friend. However God has given us Christ to lead out of our if the cycle of eternal torment He has created for us in His perfect love. Take Jesus hand and the pain will end, but remember you only get one chance or spend the rest eternity burning in Hell.



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Were you talking to me, sister SUV?


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