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Default Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? - 11-20-2006, 01:04 AM

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Don't worry. I'm a proud Pagan, I don't want anyone thinking I'm an xtian. But, you may be right, he might be thinking of xtians other than you landover baptist weirdos.

WE are the Christians, it's the false Christians who are the weirdos.
Despite God telling us clearly what He wants (in the KJV1611 Bible) they keep on preaching another gospel.
They are either very stupid or false teachers, yet they'll still go to hell no matter what reasons they have..
So it doesn't really matter in the end.

I don't eat them either. Why do you think they're in Freehold? I didn't want them in my cave, and seeing as I was in that cave because of you guys, I figured your place would be the most logical to send all those spiders.

Well, I don't live in Freehold, foolish woman.
I haven't bought any mansion there.. yet.
And I've only visited once, when I got rid of my bastard "son".
Anyways..

I don't think it was that which he was using for shock value. I believe it was the drugs, piercings, black clothing, and heavy metal music.

Well, that's not the part you went yap yap yap about..
But I suppose that to a heathen like you:
A person living celibate, taking care of his parents from their basement (thus not defiling their rooms with his ungodly presence.)
Is more of a freak than someone who takes drugs, pierces himself and listen to metal..
May the Lord bless you with insight of His true nature and your role in life, or may He grant you the painful doom that you deserve.
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Default Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? - 11-20-2006, 01:48 AM

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Nope, that's where you're wrong.
You have just have commited the unforgivable sin of blaspheming the holy ghost. (Just read the Bible.)

That means that whatever you do, the Lord will never forgive you.
YOUR PLACE IN HELL IS NOW GUARANTEED!

So who's laughing now?
Jesus Christ, Saviour of Mankind is. He who is going to kill you and throw you into the eternal fire!
That's who.

As for us, we haven't sinned since we became True Christians, and we never did commit the sin of blashpeming the holy ghost either.
So you'll be in hell, while we'll be in Heaven, laughing.
So yeah, we're going to see each other (the holy Bible tells us that you can see hell from Heaven, and vice versa.) but you will be in eternal suffering...
While we on the other hand, will live in Paradise, with Jesus, forever.
PRAISE JESUS!

Can I get an Amen, my brothers and sisters?
Amen!

This vile sinner does indeed have a non-returnable ticket for the No. 666 express bus to hell.


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Default Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? - 11-20-2006, 03:15 AM

AMEN Sister Sue Vera!!

AMEN!!

Get that SINNER who has ALREADY gots reservation in the BURNIN PIT!!
No refunds either!!
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Default Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? - 11-20-2006, 08:20 PM

Well, thanks for clearing it up, i was just wondering if i WAS gauranteed a place in the eternal fires of hell, and, since you nice folks have said yes, then i guess a thanks are in order for letting me know. Hope you all have a nice day, i'll give you a wave from Cocytus.
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Default Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? - 11-20-2006, 08:54 PM

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Well, thanks for clearing it up, i was just wondering if i WAS gauranteed a place in the eternal fires of hell, and, since you nice folks have said yes, then i guess a thanks are in order for letting me know.
Don't let that stop you from trying the suspension thing; you never know. Maybe if you suspended from your eyeballs Jesus would be impressed.

Oh, and send along a little video for our Christmas party would you? Nothing like a condemned sinner trying to say he's sorry to get the crowd going.

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Default Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? - 11-29-2006, 09:54 AM

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I Love it! Absolutely!!!

Now what about some Cool Yule verses about Jesus' Circie?




The New New Year's Yule

It's the season to break Reason
after Christmas bells;
comes this day we start anew,
when Jews retrim the Infant's choo.

Happy New Year Christ-child dear;
they slit your hood so good.
May you be mild and never wild
for this second birth of You
circumcising this new year.

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Unhappy Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? - 11-29-2006, 10:46 AM

It's very imperfect but it's only a first draft.
Here's the basic tune--pardon my croak--Lucky Strikes

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Default Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? - 11-29-2006, 05:48 PM

Brother Peter, I'm sure the Christ Child is smiling in His Cradle in His Manger after that very fine piece!

Assuming, of course, that the worst part of His Pain has gone away....


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The New New Year's Yule

It's the season to break Reason
after Christmas bells;
comes this day we start anew,
when Jews retrim the Infant's choo.

Happy New Year Christ-child dear;
they slit your hood so good.
May you be mild and never wild
for this second birth of You
circumcising this new year.
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Default Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? - 11-29-2006, 07:11 PM

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Maybe if you suspended from your eyeballs Jesus would be impressed.
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Default Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? - 12-07-2006, 02:25 AM

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I would like to ask of anyone who would care to answer if i am assured of a place in hell.

I have

Taken Cannabis, LSA, Base (unrefined speed), Speed, Ecstasy, MDMA (Methylenedioxymethamphetamine) and Cocaine. So have they.
Drunk large quantities of Alcohol.
Indulged in sexual activites with girls, but not with boys or men.
Gotten pierced twice and tattooed once.
Bought and worn lots of Black clothing and band paraphenalia.
Bought and listened to (and sung along to) many records including those of Marilyn Manson Rocks., Ministry, Anaal Nathrakh, Black Sabbath, David Bowie, KMFDM, Napalm Death, The Berzerker, The Cure and Zyklon.
Associated with and befriended people who indulge in many of the above activities.
Cut and mutilated my own flesh and the flesh of others, though i have not murdered or incapacitated another human being.
Drunk the blood of others.
Written what would probably be interpreted as blasphemous and / or satanistic lyrics.
I dislike excessive sunlight and heat and i will seek shade.
I have disregarded nearly every authority figure which has been presented to me, however i have not disregarded my parents.
I believe that i should put myself before a lot of people, though not everyone. As an example i would l put myself before people who are addicted to things and many politicians. I would not put myself before people who are employed within the emergency services.
I do not class myself as a goth however.

My question, as stated at the top is this, 'Am i assured a place in Hell?'

I also have another question, which is this:

Is suspension ungodly if you are doing it to atone for sin?

suspension is: - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspens...odification%29

Thankyou for taking the time to respond.
That question can't be answered. There is no proof that there even is a Hell or a heaven. Nor can you take any answers from these people, because they're all crazy. And almost anything you say is blasphemous because the bible contradicts itself. It's also immoral. Don't follow the bible literally. You might end up being a Landover Baptist, i.e. a lunatic.
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Default Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? - 12-07-2006, 06:45 AM

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Nor can you take any answers from these people, because they're all crazy. And almost anything you say is blasphemous because the bible contradicts itself. It's also immoral. Don't follow the bible literally. You might end up being a Landover Baptist, i.e. a lunatic.
SHUT UP YOU TIT! There is nothing crazy about believing in JESUS!


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SHUT UP YOU TIT! There is nothing crazy about believing in JESUS!
That is correct. Believing in Jesus is definitely not crazy. Neither is ignoring science just because a 2000yo book says so.


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Default Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? - 12-07-2006, 07:51 PM

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That is correct. Believing in Jesus is definitely not crazy. Neither is ignoring science just because a 2000yo book says so.
The Bible was written less than four hundred years ago in 1611.


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The Bible was written less than four hundred years ago in 1611.
You're absolutely correct.

At least the main plot is the same...


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You're absolutely correct.

At least the main plot is the same...

Friend,

If you're wrong about a basic point as to when the KJV1611 Bible was written by God then how can you possible be correct about the rest. That is why I place my trust in Jesus, He is never wrong. PRAISE!



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Default Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? - 12-07-2006, 09:19 PM

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Am I the only person here who sees that Tommy needs a date with a rolled-up newspaper?!
No.... and a squirt bottle.

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Am I the only person here who sees that Tommy needs a date with a rolled-up newspaper?!
Could have been worse - he could have been a real basset


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Could have been worse - he could have been a real basset
A pain in the Basset, more like!
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