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Thumbs down GOD HATES Prehistoric Petting Zoos! Just say no to cuddly clones! - 01-18-2019, 08:02 PM

Praise be to the LORD for smiting the nerds with poor persuasion skills. Every time they want to play God with some infernal invention, or devil-whispered "discovery", they fail to communicate because they don't understand what important people pay attention to.

Like with Climate Change, they talk about Bangladesh ending up underwater, as if anyone cares what happens over there. They might have gotten important people's attention if they had talked about luxury beach resorts having to move inland to the slummier parts of the islands. Here they are talking about California beaches being lost, but everybody knows we'll lose California to Mexico long before we lose it to the ocean.

I worry that Cloning will be coming up next, but thankfully the nerds can only talk about cure for cancer this and ending poverty that. If they had talked about a Prehistoric Petting Zoo filled with cuddly cloned creatures, they might get somewhere. Then before you know it cloned pets will become the next thing every middle-class family has to have.

Right now the west's most potent political force is the tireless fury of empty-nest crazy cat ladies - what happens when we end up with crazy mammoth ladies?



We all know how every spoiled girl wants a pony. That's because they haven't ridden one of these yet.



The next women's march could be a women's flyby - though men will be needed to clean up the birdpoop afterwards, of course.

And don't even get me started on those little horses the size of dogs - I can almost hear their little hooves galloping around the house - but I must reject the science-nerds and their unholy desire to play God.

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