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Default Re: Lets do our own scientific study on the effects of Cannabis - 03-29-2020, 01:14 PM

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Maybe I have secretly Jewish roots, if I do, heaven's gates are 100 %ly closed against me without any hope of redemption
You never actually opened the Bible, did you?

Hint: there is no passage that prohibits Jew from entering Heaven, although there are verses specifying quantities of Jews belonging to each tribe that will enter Heaven.
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Default Re: Lets do our own scientific study on the effects of Cannabis - 03-29-2020, 01:41 PM

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You never actually opened the Bible, did you?

Hint: there is no passage that prohibits Jew from entering Heaven, although there are verses specifying quantities of Jews belonging to each tribe that will enter Heaven.
Sister Basilissa, I have often wondered about this. Given the amount of time that has elapsed since those verses were written, do you think that the Jewish ghetto area of Heaven must have been full for many years? This might explain why the modern Jew takes so little interest in the state of his or her benighted soul.


Revelation 21:8

But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Default Re: Lets do our own scientific study on the effects of Cannabis - 03-29-2020, 03:44 PM

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Sister Basilissa, I have often wondered about this. Given the amount of time that has elapsed since those verses were written, do you think that the Jewish ghetto area of Heaven must have been full for many years? This might explain why the modern Jew takes so little interest in the state of his or her benighted soul.
It could be, but we won't know for sure until the day when the hellbound will be worshiping the dragon and the beast for forty two months:

Deuteronomy 13:4-8
4 And they worshipped the dragon which gave power unto the beast: and they worshipped the beast, saying, Who is like unto the beast? who is able to make war with him?
5 And there was given unto him a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies; and power was given unto him to continue forty and two months.
6 And he opened his mouth in blasphemy against God, to blaspheme his name, and his tabernacle, and them that dwell in heaven.
7 And it was given unto him to make war with the saints, and to overcome them: and power was given him over all kindreds, and tongues, and nations.
8 And all that dwell upon the earth shall worship him, whose names are not written in the book of life of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world.
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Default Re: Lets do our own scientific study on the effects of Cannabis - 03-30-2020, 01:34 AM

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I can tell my white friends that I have studied this subject extensively and I have come to several conclusions. The most important finding is one known by everyone in Jamaica which is my home and that is that Jah is more communicative once some ganja has been smoked and he is more likely to be in touch and send directions and messages when the smoker is smoking. I am uncertain why my Baptist friends have not discovered this fact.


Also the white girls become more friendly and willing once the herb has been smoked. This is a gift to the Black man from Jah. Also there are many other benefits such as health and vitality and sometimes you can tell what people are thinking.


I have two observations which are particular to ganja in Babylon. The first is that the ganja here is too expensive. No one smokes the ganja brought by the Mexicans because it is moldy and smells bad and it does not work well. It is the white people here in Babylon who have the true ganja and they are very greedy for money so they charge too much in money for it. Also as we know the white man steals everything and that includes the seeds to grow the best of the Lamb's Breath so the ganja in Babylon is stronger that the ganja in Jamaica. That is indecent and racist.


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"Wagwan" "mandem", I know that "bunning de reefer" is an important part of your "culture" and "religion" and "ting", so I hope I'm not being too "dutty" when I say that we don't need the "deets" or the "lowdown" on how the drug trade works in the third world. "Jah" is a stoneman fever dream for psychotic "Rastafari" who have partaken of "de ganja" a few too many times (and "ting"). By using your native bird "language", I'm extending the hand of friendship, "seen"? But I don't want "fi" get "shanked inna de shower" so please feel free to ignore me and carry on your one-man minstrel show.

I did think we had already carried out missions to southwest third world but evidently they were not sufficiently successful. Perhaps it's these recent notions of independence and legislative autonomy that has the far-west of Africa* all uppity and full of drugs. I don't know. I took Third World Studies as a minor at Freehold U but, frankly, nobody could understand your motives. The assigned textbook mentions in reference to Jamaica that "we continue there in vain because the LORD says we must". Not much else. And isn't that basically the story of contiguous Africa and the far-west African subcontinent? The white man continues to chuck his $4 each month into a literal black hole because we're good and generous and they're hungry and incompetent?

*Sometimes incorrectly labeled part of South America. The idea of the word "America" being associated with anything other than the USA is just outrageous. It's cultural appropriation. Shithole countries (as our president would say) trying to cash in on America's strong brand recognition.


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