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01-02-2007, 02:15 PM
Hey people
Im from England, 16 years old, C of E. Found your forums from looking at "God Hates Fags". Erm...that's it.
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Re: Hi -
01-02-2007, 02:38 PM
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Hey people
Im from England, 16 years old, C of E. Found your forums from looking at "God Hates Fags". Erm...that's it.
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I'm sorry to hear that you have to live in that Godless hellhole called England. I hope you aren't a homer like most men are over there...
Please tell us why you want to worship satan. C of E is a satanic cult you know...
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hi -
01-02-2007, 02:58 PM
Hello and welcome Creatiff.
Between your screen name, nationality, and your search queery,
it's clear that you are at high risk of running hard aground on the Shoals of Homerism.
Advice: In your favour, at sixteen it's much easier to straighten out
than later on,
unless, say, you were Catholic, in which case the cutoff age is more likely nine, rarely twelve...
those damnable catlick priests.
We are glad to have you here.
Please join in.
Bale from the Clurtch of TingGland
--become a Christian = Landover Baptist!
It's a great deal, not expensive, really, considering that
you get to live forever lolling in the lap of the Lord...
which, I suspect, is something you'd rather like to do, erm...
Cheers,
Peter
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Re: Hi -
01-02-2007, 03:22 PM
Right...well im not homosexual...it seems to be something which you think about quite regularly though...it always seems to be that way, the thing you persecute, you think about most regularly. And i don't know any homosexuals either. Its crazy how uneducated you are, the fact that you are a pastor is surely some kind of sick joke. However, i fear not. Just know your empire will fall, like every other one before it.
I dont worship satan either. Another person you seem mighty keen on...
Bah, whatever, do you enjoy being pointlessly angry and extremist?
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Re: Hi -
01-02-2007, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Creatiff
Right...well im not homosexual...
(Members note: that's code speak---homers always speak in opposites)
Bah, whatever, do you enjoy being pointlessly angry and extremist?
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Nobody's angry here,
not if you promise to embrace the Lord
(meant, in the correct non-homo way)
Get into the swing of things, buy some swag while you're at it.
Go to our home page
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
And check out our great BASH program.
http://www.bettybowers.com/bash.html
There may be hope for you yet...this could be you!
http://www.bettybowers.com/ray1.html
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Re: Hi -
01-02-2007, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Creatiff
Right...well im not homosexual...it seems to be something which you think about quite regularly though...it always seems to be that way, the thing you persecute, you think about most regularly. And i don't know any homosexuals either. Its crazy how uneducated you are, the fact that you are a pastor is surely some kind of sick joke. However, i fear not. Just know your empire will fall, like every other one before it.
I dont worship satan either. Another person you seem mighty keen on...
Bah, whatever, do you enjoy being pointlessly angry and extremist?
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And I suppose you want us to consider you 'smart' and 'educated' by throwing out a few cliches to 'impress' us?
The empire of Jesus will NEVER fall, God will reign supreme on earth, as he does in Heaven.
The only ones who will fall are the ungodly ones, people like you, who will be slayed by the Lord at the last of days.
And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth:
And all the fowls were filled with their flesh.
Revelation 19:21
Every knee will bend before God Allmighty, there is nowhere to escape for you! Nowhere to hide from God!
YOU WILL BOW BEFORE GOD, AND CONFESS HIM, EVEN AS HE THROWS YOU IN HELL!
GLORY!
For it is written, As I live, saith the Lord, every knee shall bow to me, and every tongue shall confess to God.
Romans 14:11
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Hi -
01-02-2007, 05:14 PM
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And I suppose you want us to consider you 'smart' and 'educated' by throwing out a few cliches to 'impress' us?
The empire of Jesus will NEVER fall, God will reign supreme on earth, as he does in Heaven.
The only ones who will fall are the ungodly ones, people like you, who will be slayed by the Lord at the last of days.
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lol i didnt say the empire of jesus, i should have specified. I meant the empire of the landover baptist church, sorry, my bad.
and no, i know myself that i am smart and educated, so i don't feel the need to prove it to you. And how am i using clichés? explain to me why you believe this to be the case.
Thnx
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Re: Hi -
01-02-2007, 05:22 PM
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lol i didnt say the empire of jesus, i should have specified. I meant the empire of the landover baptist church, sorry, my bad.
and no, i know myself that i am smart and educated, so i don't feel the need to prove it to you. And how am i using clichés? explain to me why you believe this to be the case.
Thnx
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'All empires fall' is a known cliche, and untrue.
And you yourself just agreed that the empire of Jesus will never fall, thus you have just contradicted yourself completly..
Logic isn't your strong side neither, is it, boy?
As for our Church, Jesus own Church, it is the ONLY Church left to carry out His will, unquestioningly..
Thus if you want us gone, you want the earthly will of Jesus, gone!
Why do you oppose the Lord Jesus, don't you know what will happen to those who does?
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Hi -
01-02-2007, 05:34 PM
Welcome Cardiff.
I personally pray that you overcome your innate homerness for being English. There is no use denying it; the hot and sweaty sadomasochistic man on man rituals of the English public schools are well documented over here in Landover. We are personal amazed you English can even summon the minimal decency to come up with that Neo-Satanic Church of England considering how much time you all spend bent over and offering your firm, taunt buttocks to other men.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Hi -
01-02-2007, 06:05 PM
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Welcome Cardiff.
I personally pray that you overcome your innate homerness for being English. There is no use denying it; the hot and sweaty sadomasochistic man on man rituals of the English public schools are well documented over here in Landover. We are personal amazed you English can even summon the minimal decency to come up with that Neo-Satanic Church of England considering how much time you all spend bent over and offering your firm, taunt buttocks to other men.
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Taunt! I love (to) taunt English boys'(who are) buttocks,
most generally. Most generally, these lads are "Proud". That in itself is perverse,
seeing as how their homerland punked off a million square miles of British Empire during the last century. Pissants (pardon french).
Creatiff, I'll paraphrase you slightly:
"I am smart. I am edumacated and proud to be English."
Examine your pride, son.
That's the ugliest word
IF it is applied by anyone other than a True Christian™.
Beware this pride you flaunt --as if you were God's gift to yourself-.
Pride demonstrated as you have done so far (hectoring speeches included) is nothng but public Onanism of
the tongue in the place of the tallywhacker.
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01-03-2007, 12:39 AM
Friend, do you reject the Devil, his servant the sodomite Archbishop of Canterbury, and all their works? Do you consider the Bishop of Southwark to be a good role model? Now that you're 16, do you intend to enlist in the British Army and join the glorious crusade to purge the Middle East of towelheaded Mahommedan heathens? If not, why not?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Hi -
01-03-2007, 02:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Creatiff
Right...well im not homosexual...it seems to be something which you think about quite regularly though...it always seems to be that way, the thing you persecute, you think about most regularly. And i don't know any homosexuals either. Its crazy how uneducated you are, the fact that you are a pastor is surely some kind of sick joke. However, i fear not. Just know your empire will fall, like every other one before it.
I dont worship satan either. Another person you seem mighty keen on...
Bah, whatever, do you enjoy being pointlessly angry and extremist?
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Hello love! And welcome to the ILLUSTRIOUS LBC!! Seems you hadn't even put one foot in the door and the self righteous hate-mongers (in the name of JeSuS...but of course) began making ridiculous assumptions about you. You WILL discover that the "holier than thou" crowd here DOES in fact spend MUCH time thinking about homosexuals. The love to persecute them along with everyone else who is not one of them. Annnddd...of course they all enjoy being pointlessly angry and extremists. Oh, don't worry love, today they hate you BUT tomorrow they'll be preaching "God is Love" sermons and loving you to death I suppose today they are fixated on "God is hate and wrath." Oh well...you'll see what I mean.
Cheers love!
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Re: Hi -
01-03-2007, 02:09 AM
"And i don't know any homosexuals either."
He sure does now.
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Re: Hi -
01-03-2007, 02:38 AM
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"And i don't know any homosexuals either."
He sure does now.
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Yeap he sure does now Brother Peter and the biggest one of 'em all
Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!
"Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15
"Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"
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Re: Hi -
01-03-2007, 09:25 AM
The boy is from a Godless land known for its rampant sodomy, and is a false Christian who worships the Queen of england, so it logically follows that he is a hellbound homer. The fact that he denies being a pervert only proves that he is. Jesus hates that.
Romans 1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
No doubt he is here to persecute True Christians.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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