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Default Numerology is a SIN!! - 10-02-2008, 05:33 AM

Make no mistake about it; Wallowing in numbers is a sin. God hates it, and has commanded that we not do it. The Bible is clear as can be on the matter:

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There shall not be found among you any one ... that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch. Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.
Now I want you all to know that the number pushers will disguise their sin to try and lure you in. They'll doll it up like a painted whore, they'll make it look like an innocent children's game. Take a look at THIS recent invitation to sin for example. Sounds like fun, right? "Find out your destiny through numberizing your name." I found some of my servants reading about it in some trashy magazine, and they bought it hook, line and sinker! I am not fooled so easily, praise Jesus. I know satan when I see him, praise Jesus. I know what to do when confronted by blatant sin, praise Jesus!

I am here to warn you all, especially you impressionable ladies, to stay clear of numbers. Don't be tricked by satan!!

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The Numerology of Names

There is a reason why you have your name and it’s not because it sounded classy in the gossip pages of the New York Post (which is where my mom found my name). Your birth name paired with numerology can enlighten you on what motivates you in life, what warrants your true expression, and the lasting impression you leave on others when you exit a room.

It started with Pythagoras, the Greek mathematician who invented the a2 + b2 = c2 Pythagorean Theorem, the only equation I remember from eleventh grade geometry. In 6th century BC, Pythagoras combined mysticism with mathematics to construct a quotient about the future of one’s life. He coined it Pythagorean numerology and used numbers assigned to the letters in one’s full name (as well as using the numbers in one’s date of birth). The numerology determined what innate abilities one was given at birth to determine what might happen late in life, and it has become the source for modern numerology today.

How Numerology Works
When working with a name, numbers have corresponding letters. The numbers are added up and broken down into single digits in order to give you your final Destiny Number.

The Number Assignments

1= A, J, S

2= B, K, T

3= C, L, U

4= D, M, V

5= E, N, W

6= F, O, X

7= G, P, Y

8= H, Q, Z

9= I, R

How to Find Your Destiny Number

Write down your full name (first, middle, and last). This is the name you were given at birth—not your married name, etc.
Using the table above, write down the number matched to each letter in each name (i.e. AMANDA = 1, 4, 1, 5, 4, 1).
Add the numbers together for each name (i.e. 1+4+1+5+4+1= 16).
You will most likely get a double digit for each name; break down each double digit number you get by adding the first and second digit to get one number (i.e. from the 16 above, add together 1+6 to get 7, which is the number for my first name).
Add up the final numbers you get from each name (i.e. my middle name number is 8 and my last name number is 10, so 7+8+10 = 25).
Once again, break down any double-digit numbers into one digit to get your final Destiny Number (i.e. from the 25 above, add together 2+5 to get 7, which is my final Destiny Number).

In numerology, the basic vibrations are numbers 1 through 9, but the numbers 11 and 22 are master numbers and should not be reduced to a single digit since these are master vibrations.

There are plenty of books and Web sites that will give you a thorough analysis of your Destiny Number, but here’s a basic rundown on what your Destiny Number means for you:
  • 1 is determined, autonomous, and self-reliant
  • 2 is loyal, tactful, and analytical
  • 3 is passionate, positive, and fun-loving
  • 4 is sensible, traditional, and serious
  • 5 is bold, temperamental, and sensual
  • 6 is responsible, cautious, and domestic
  • 7 is spiritual, unconventional, and somewhat reclusive
  • 8 is money-oriented, assured, and authoritative
  • 9 is versatile, compassionate, and worldly
  • 11 is enlightened, deep, and high-strung
  • 22 is ambitious, a global planner, and motivated
I looked further into my 7, and found this interpretation through About Numerology.

“A Destiny number of 7 means you will find fulfillment through teaching others. By pursuing an ongoing quest for knowledge and then sharing your findings with your fellow man ... be it through teaching, writing or some other means ... you will bring joy into your own life. By following your destiny, your life should be an interesting life, one full of the exploration of science, mysteries, the occult, or other fascinating fields.”

When I think about the Amanda in me that I know, the explanation above sums me right up. Perhaps there’s more to numbers than I originally thought.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Numerology is a SIN!! - 10-02-2008, 11:32 AM

Well you can see why there is a Biblical Prohibition – even working out the numbers is beyond women; it will only make them tired and upset.

Nephew Zebulun came round to ask about the Witch Hunting Permits, so I showed it to him. He replied that it must have been someone who was a number 7 who wrote it because none of the other numbers believed in it.





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Default Re: Numerology is a SIN!! - 10-02-2008, 11:46 AM

"Well you can see why there is a Biblical Prohibition – even working out the numbers is beyond women; it will only make them tired and upset."

Indeed. My husband has to count the children for me now. It just makes me so flustered!

This is why God allows men to be in control. Women are far too fluffy-headed for intelligent things like counting.


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Default Re: Numerology is a SIN!! - 10-02-2008, 04:41 PM

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"Well you can see why there is a Biblical Prohibition – even working out the numbers is beyond women; it will only make them tired and upset."

Indeed. My husband has to count the children for me now. It just makes me so flustered!

This is why God allows men to be in control. Women are far too fluffy-headed for intelligent things like counting.
Jean,
Here's a tip for when your husband might not be around. If you are trying to count your children, just remember that you have exactly the same number of kids as you have fingers and toes!

You might have to take your shoes off, if all or nearly all the kids are there together.




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Here's a tip for when your husband might not be around. If you are trying to count your children, just remember that you have exactly the same number of kids as you have fingers and toes!

You might have to take your shoes off, if all or nearly all the kids are there together.

What if she's polydactylous?


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Default Re: Numerology is a SIN!! - 10-02-2008, 10:01 PM

Great tip, Brother Aaron! What will I do out in public, though? I could not possibly be so brazen as to flash my toes.

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Default Re: Numerology is a SIN!! - 10-03-2008, 12:30 AM

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Great tip, Brother Aaron! What will I do out in public, though? I could not possibly be so brazen as to flash my toes.

Godless Whore, are you accusing me of being a tard?!
Now now Jean, don't let that witch get the best of you. If you let her get you all flustered you give that witch exactly what she needs to create more of that demon magic, which witches need to survive.
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What if she's polydactylous?
Watch your filthy mouth, witch.

I have sent you a bucketful of infraction points for that outburst of obscenity.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I have sent you a bucketful of infraction points for that outburst of obscenity.

What obscenity? Polydactyly is the presence of extra fingers or toes. Get a dictionary, for crying out loud.


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What obscenity? Polydactyly is the presence of extra fingers or toes. Get a dictionary, for crying out loud.
Give me a break, witch. I think we know what a dictionary is used for.

Why don't you look up the word harlot in your 'sintionary'?
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What obscenity? Polydactyly is the presence of extra fingers or toes. Get a dictionary, for crying out loud.
Ha! An 'extra' finger or toe. And you still don't call it an obscenity.

Maybe you can move over to this thread.

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Default Re: Numerology is a SIN!! - 10-03-2008, 05:16 PM

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What obscenity? Polydactyly is the presence of extra fingers or toes. Get a dictionary, for crying out loud.
I just looked for that "word" in my KJV1611. It wasn't there. Therefore, I don't need nor do I care to know what it means!




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Default Re: Numerology is a SIN!! - 10-03-2008, 07:18 PM

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What if she's polydactylous?
Only a pervert would marry a dinosaur. What the Hell is wrong with you?


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Lightbulb Re: Numerology is a SIN!! - 06-03-2009, 06:39 PM

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Give me a break, witch. I think we know what a dictionary is used for.

Why don't you look up the word harlot in your 'sintionary'?
Stop being hypocrites.

if you all really knew God you would let love conquer hate. and you all should know that you will be judged on attitude as well.
Love is the answer. War isn't.
now get back to reading your bibles and pay attention.

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Stop being hypocrites.

if you all really knew God you would let love conquer hate. and you all should know that you will be judged on attitude as well.
Love is the answer. War isn't.
now get back to reading your bibles and pay attention.

Love Always! &hearts;Jelly
So, let me make sure I understand this. For your first post in our Godly, True Christian™ Forum, you respond to an eight month old post in a thread about Numerology with your horrific grammar to tell us that war is bad and that the Bible tells us all to love each other?

Does that about cover it?

I'm at a loss for words right now, really. I have no reponse for this.
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Default Re: Numerology is a SIN!! - 06-05-2009, 07:08 PM

I find it funny that so many Christians condemn practices such as numerology or astrology, and yet they hold the Reagans up on some sort of pedestal.

Yet, the Reagans practiced astrology.

What sort of backward hypocrisy is that?
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I find it funny that so many Christians condemn practices such as numerology or astrology, and yet they hold the Reagans up on some sort of pedestal.

Yet, the Reagans practiced astrology.

What sort of backward hypocrisy is that?
Wouldn't a backwards hypocrisy be a honesty?


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Default Re: Numerology is a SIN!! - 08-14-2010, 05:38 AM

There was no insult whatsoever made by the "witch". The first harsh words that were thrown out were "whore" so you can have a very special bucket of your own. And I am tempted to treat you pastor prideful "stud" in bible study with a bucket too for being so harsh. And...
Proverbs 8:13
To fear the LORD is to hate evil; I hate pride and arrogance, evil behavior and perverse speech.
watch your tounges. Just because you in your opinion are speaking to someone who you believe to be wicked doesn't mean that you have the right to say to them whatever you think. They to are created by the Lord, and if you shun someone away before you even have a chance what good are you. How easy to lead your followers at your church who already love and know the Lord. Try to win the trust and attention of one who is resistant as Jesus has shown us to do, then come back with your posts.
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Default Re: Numerology is a SIN!! - 08-14-2010, 05:43 AM

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There was no insult whatsoever made by the "witch". The first harsh words that were thrown out were "whore" so you can have a very special bucket of your own. And I am tempted to treat you pastor prideful "stud" in bible study with a bucket too for being so harsh. And...
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To fear the LORD is to hate evil; I hate pride and arrogance, evil behavior and perverse speech.
watch your tounges. Just because you in your opinion are speaking to someone who you believe to be wicked doesn't mean that you have the right to say to them whatever you think. They to are created by the Lord, and if you shun someone away before you even have a chance what good are you. How easy to lead your followers at your church who already love and know the Lord. Try to win the trust and attention of one who is resistant as Jesus has shown us to do, then come back with your posts.
So you went through all the hoops it takes to sign onto our board only to post in a thread that's been dead for a year?

Why don't you go over to the introduction forum and actually introducing yourself like a polite person would.


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Default Re: Numerology is a SIN!! - 01-21-2011, 05:57 PM

i have a few points to make

numerology astrology and any other form of knowledge using which a human tries to predict future is not sin, its futile but its not sin

second no church can guarantee salvation no other temple or mosque of that sort

third Jesus is not a joke so would the admin please remove the Jesus smiley

salvation is a different concept you get it when you don't want it actually you get it when you don't want anything

both Jesus and so called Satan have their own responsibilities and job

better stop fooling around!
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