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Default Re: mín nama sy - 10-11-2013, 06:12 AM

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So you admit (implicitly) that you were lying?



Interesting...there's hope for you yet.
Not from your point of view dude I'm indwelt by the holy spirit which means I'll never be hateful or ignorant enough to be one of your little pod

And as far as not comprehending scripture I'm not the one ignoring it and slandering people instead of offering biblical retort
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Default Re: mín nama sy - 10-11-2013, 06:14 AM

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Not from your point of view dude I'm indwelt by the holy spirit which means I'll never be hateful or ignorant enough to be one of your little pod

And as far as not comprehending scripture I'm not the one ignoring it and slandering people instead of offering biblical retort

Please, by all means. Show us where we are wrong. Using Scripture.

I don't think you can. I don't think you've read the Bible. I don't think you're a Christian at all. You just like to pretend, but that won't be enough to keep you from burning in hell for all eternity.

You can't be a Christian if you don't know the Bible. It's not enough to simply raise your hand or check the right box on a survey. If you're a Christian, I'm the Prince of Wales.


II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Default Re: na na na na hey hey hey - 10-11-2013, 06:46 AM

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I came here to better my knowledge of your beliefs
I follow Wcca


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Does anybody know on what language title is?
It's not a language, it's partial song lyrics (if you can call it that - really an onomatopoeia of a meaningless sound where they could not come up with any lyrics) by talentless suburban hippies wearing bell bottoms - Paul Leka, Gary DeCarlo and Dale Frashuer (Steam) - 1969. Stunningly pointless and tedious - like your posts here.


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Default Re: mín nama sy - 10-11-2013, 07:41 AM

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Not from your point of view dude I'm indwelt by the holy spirit which means I'll never be hateful or ignorant enough to be one of your little pod

And as far as not comprehending scripture I'm not the one ignoring it and slandering people instead of offering biblical retort
Friend I think it's time to submit and give in to JESUS, let him enter your body and soul and feel his warm loving embrace deep inside you, you know you want it. why else would you stick around here?

No matter what you've said and done you CAN still make amends, but each passing second could be your last. Do you really want to go to hell and be satan's bitch boy for all eternity?

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Default Re: mín nama sy - 10-11-2013, 09:48 AM

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And as far as not comprehending scripture I'm not the one ignoring it and slandering people instead of offering biblical retort
Yes, actually, you are.


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Default Re: mín nama sy - 10-11-2013, 10:43 AM

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So you're here to tell them that their ignorance, superstition, and bullshit is wrong because your ignorance, superstition, and bullshit is right?
No,I here to learn their "ignorance, superstition, and bullshit" as you call it


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Kind of like "dæmon" ?

No, demon in Old English could be démon


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That would be biting if it came from a pastor, the pastor of a church. The pastor of a Christian church. You appear to be a grand dragon
Did I just get accused of being in the KKK or was I just called Satan?

Well, it doesn't matter since I am neither, but this has to be in the running for one of the worst attempts at a rebuke from an unsaved trash I've ever been on the receiving end of.

I know it's wrong, but sometimes it's easy to start feeling pity for God's stupider enemies.

I will pray for you, demon-bait.

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Default Re: mín nama sy - 10-11-2013, 12:11 PM

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No,I here to learn their "ignorance, superstition, and bullshit" as you call it
But you rebuffed one of their pastors' effort to teach it to you.


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No,I here to learn their "ignorance, ..........
I suppose the irony is lost..........


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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But you rebuffed one of their pastors' effort to teach it to you.

Where?
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Where?
Their views are pretty simple just copy and paste naziism but apply the racism to everyone who isn't a rich white American. Go to the bring back racism thread that's literally who they say they have a right to own.
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Their views are pretty simple just copy and paste naziism but apply the racism to everyone who isn't a rich white American. Go to the bring back racism thread that's literally who they say they have a right to own.
You're confused, dear. Really, if you were to read the Holy Bible, you would find that we are sharing the Word of God, nothing more nothing less. The Holy Bible isn't about race, it's about sin and redemption.

Tell me, is there any portion of the Good Book you have read?


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Their views are pretty simple just copy and paste naziism but apply the racism to everyone who isn't a rich white American. Go to the bring back racism thread that's literally who they say they have a right to own.
You are stuck in the same loop again. Now you are calling the Bible nazism. I really don't understand why you are so hateful. Why do you hate Jesus and the Bible so much?

Well, Hitler was a catlick and this he was as heathen like you. I guess that would explain your love for him.
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Go to the bring back racism thread


I'm not aware of any "bring back racism" thread. There are threads that explain explicitly how we are NOT racist. It seems to me that the REAL racist here is YOU. Why are you so racist against white folk?


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Their views are pretty simple just copy and paste naziism but apply the racism to everyone who isn't a rich white American. Go to the bring back racism thread that's literally who they say they have a right to own.
So they most people here are American-Christian racists with righteous attitude
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You're confused, dear. Really, if you were to read the Holy Bible, you would find that we are sharing the Word of God, nothing more nothing less. The Holy Bible isn't about race, it's about sin and redemption.

Tell me, is there any portion of the Good Book you have read?
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You are stuck in the same loop again. Now you are calling the Bible nazism. I really don't understand why you are so hateful. Why do you hate Jesus and the Bible so much?

Well, Hitler was a catlick and this he was as heathen like you. I guess that would explain your love for him.
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So they most people here are American-Christian racists with righteous attitude
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Can't you read? She said that quoting the Bible is nazism, not that it makes much sense but I asked her anyway, why she thinks like that.

How does that make me racist again? Are all of you followers of new ways this judgemental?
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Can't you read? She said that quoting the Bible is nazism, not that it makes much sense but I asked her anyway, why she thinks like that.

How does that make me racist again? Are all of you followers of new ways this judgemental?

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You were warned repeatedly about signing your posts. Not only haven't you listened, you'd started casting hexes in a satanic tongue while doing so. Because I'm full of Christian love and compassion, I haven't banned or quarantined you, but the time you have to wait between posting has been greatly increased for the next three days. Use that time to pray, to write posts with substance, and to remember not to sign your posts. Next time I may not be as forgiving.


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It still does not explain why do you label me as racist just because I don't think Jesus is Nazi. Well, I guess that's just the way of the wicca.

One thing I don't understand though. If you are so much after old, why do you use modern æ instead of old ä? Ä is much easier to use anyway. Well, I guess the difference is that I can actually speak language much older than old English.
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You were warned repeatedly about signing your posts. Not only haven't you listened, you'd started casting hexes in a satanic tongue while doing so. Because I'm full of Christian love and compassion, I haven't banned or quarantined you, but the time you have to wait between posting has been greatly increased for the next three days. Use that time to pray, to write posts with substance, and to remember not to sign your posts. Next time I may not be as forgiving.
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It still does not explain why do you label me as racist just because I don't think Jesus is Nazi. Well, I guess that's just the way of the wicca.

One thing I don't understand though. If you are so much after old, why do you use modern æ instead of old ä? Ä is much easier to use anyway. Well, I guess the difference is that I can actually speak language much older than old English.
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