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Default Hello - 01-25-2010, 06:54 AM

Hey people....

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aka the future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint

has provocative, CLEAVAGE revealing pictures up! Let's all rape her because she deserves it for wearing provocative clothing!!!!!

Doesn't feel so good does it PASTOR Ezekial??? You are all a bunch of hypocrites!

In response to the daughter being raped and parents wanting her to marry the rapist, tell me, does an 8 year old deserve to be raped and forced into a marriage with a man while that man goes unpunished??? I THINK NOT!!

Does a 4 year old girl deserve to be raped by her father? Somebody said that anybody who is raped is a SLUT and a WHORE.... does being raped at such an early age make them a slut or a whore?? I THINK NOT!!!! Go ahead and tell me that I'm a slut and whore for being raped by my father when I was 4 years old because if you honestly believe that then you guys are the worst scum on Earth!

By the way, for you "True Christians" that say Wiccans worship the Devil..... Telling Wiccans that they believe in Satan is like telling Atheists they believe in God!!!!!

We worship the earth, the air, the fire, the water, and the spirit. We have many different Gods and Goddesses that we believe in.

You condemn us and yet you celebrate many holidays that originally belonged to Pagans!

Halloween, Samhain- Nordic festival celebrating spirits and the dead

Easter, Ostara- festival for Eostre, Goddess of spring, hence the rabbit and chick symbol

Christmas, Yule- holiday originated from Saturnalia, a Pagan feast

May Day, Beltane

Groundhog Day, Imbolc

Valentine's day, Candlemas- not in the bible, definitely pagan

Its ironic though, thinking of this... that most Christians turn their nose up in superiority at Paganism. Yet, when asked, most don't know that their holidays come from Paganism and that we don't judge people.

Most of the traditions Christianity has is from Paganism. But that's unavoidable... Paganism was part of the entire culture, everything in society was "Pagan". Pagan/Heathen means Gentile in a Biblical sense. The stories given have Pagan written all over them. A lot of that was so that Christianity (which was a new religion) would be accepted among the majority of that time.

Not much about Christianity is original, except for the idea of a jealous God. The idea of Jesus (a demi-god dying for the salvation of humanity) is seen in the Pagan Gods such as Mithra, Odin and Ra. Even the story of Noah was taken from the Pagan demi-god, Gilgamesh.

I now direct you to a letter from a good friend of mine who is a True Christian....

"I understand your bitterment about that. But the general Christian consensus view, as well as mine, believes that as long as it doesn't give glory to Satan or dilute your love for God, then it's ok.

A real Christian is supposed to be filled with love, forgiveness, and respect, so if you have ANY "Christian" coming up to you saying that they are "holier" than you or that other religions are evil, haha then they are definitely NOT Biblical Christians. They are judgmental, close-minded, hypocritical people. The Bible actually says to not be judgmental, to open your mind to all possibilities, and to love your fellow man more than yourself.

These kind of people are destroying the message of real Christianity, and I sincerely apologize if any Christian has wronged you in a way such as that."

By the way, I noticed somewhere that somebody said that Pagans are uncomfortable in churches (or something along those lines).... I have no problem being in church. I was raised Catholic and attended Baptist (My grandparents were Baptist) church too. Back in August, a friend of mine passed away from an 11 year battle with brain tumors, he was Baptist and his family are Baptist.... despite being upset over his passing away, I still felt comfortable and comforted in the church... I even took off my pentacle necklace in respect to his family and the church.

That is all... goodbye!
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Go ahead and tell me that I'm a slut and whore for being raped by my father when I was 4 years old because if you honestly believe that then you guys are the worst scum on Earth!
I blame your mom, too.


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Default Re: Hello - 01-25-2010, 07:06 AM

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I now direct you to a letter from a good friend of mine who is a True Christian....

"I understand your bitterment about that. But the general Christian consensus view, as well as mine, believes that as long as it doesn't give glory to Satan or dilute your love for God, then it's ok.

A real Christian is supposed to be filled with love, forgiveness, and respect, so if you have ANY "Christian" coming up to you saying that they are "holier" than you or that other religions are evil, haha then they are definitely NOT Biblical Christians. They are judgmental, close-minded, hypocritical people. The Bible actually says to not be judgmental, to open your mind to all possibilities, and to love your fellow man more than yourself.

These kind of people are destroying the message of real Christianity, and I sincerely apologize if any Christian has wronged you in a way such as that."
Please invite your false Christian friend to our forum. He's lying to you. I'd love to show him how wrong he is. God does not command us to tolerate other religions. In fact He commands us to kill people who join other religions.

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If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Telling Wiccans that they believe in Satan is like telling Atheists they believe in God!!!!!
now that just plain dumbs cuz hatethists not belives in any kinda god, but wickers belives in any gods they finds on the innernets

an i gotta rebukes you for beings mean to Mr.Pastor Zeke an bootiful Miss.BTB!
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Default Re: Hello - 01-25-2010, 07:22 AM

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Please invite your false Christian friend to our forum. He's lying to you. I'd love to show him how wrong he is. God does not command us to tolerate other religions. In fact He commands us to kill people who join other religions.
Oh really?? Go ahead and kill me then, because you see, I'm not afraid of dying. In fact when I die, I'm not going to "heaven" or "hell".... I'll be going to Summerland (Celtic place of rest in between incarnation) while choosing the next life that I want to live

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now that just plain dumbs cuz hatethists not belives in any kinda god, but wickers belives in any gods they finds on the innernets

an i gotta rebukes you for beings mean to Mr.Pastor Zeke an bootiful Miss.BTB!
That's just plain "dumbs" huh??? Wow that whole statement shows just how smart you are , you obviously didn't get the meaning of that quote. Can you write a full complete sentence with correct spelling, grammar, and punctuation??? When you can, then I'll actually pay attention to what you write.

By the way, "MR.PASTOR ZEKE AN BOOTIFUL MISS.BTB" deserve it because he is a hypocrite engaged to a hypocrite who will produce stupid hypocrite children.
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Hey people....

BibleThumpinBlonde


aka the future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint

has provocative, CLEAVAGE revealing pictures up! Let's all rape her because she deserves it for wearing provocative clothing!!!!!

Doesn't feel so good does it PASTOR Ezekial??? You are all a bunch of hypocrites!
Here, the wiccan wishes for rape.

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In response to the daughter being raped and parents wanting her to marry the rapist, tell me, does an 8 year old deserve to be raped and forced into a marriage with a man while that man goes unpunished??? I THINK NOT!!

Does a 4 year old girl deserve to be raped by her father? Somebody said that anybody who is raped is a SLUT and a WHORE.... does being raped at such an early age make them a slut or a whore?? I THINK NOT!!!!

Go ahead and tell me that I'm a slut and whore for being raped by my father when I was 4 years old because if you honestly believe that then you guys are the worst scum on Earth!
Of course not. That is incest and is covered in Leviticus 18:6

None of you shall approach to any that is near of kin to him, to uncover their nakedness: I am the LORD.


Your father should be burnt alive.

You should go live a life as a Church wife. I doubt any sensible man will want damaged goods like yourself.

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By the way, for you "True Christians" that say Wiccans worship the Devil..... Telling Wiccans that they believe in Satan is like telling Atheists they believe in God!!!!!
In a way that's true. Crowley is 30 years younger than Gardner .




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We worship the earth, the air, the fire, the water, and the spirit. We have many different Gods and Goddesses that we believe in,
Including satan.

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That is all... goodbye!
Were you done already?


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Default Re: Hello - 01-25-2010, 07:36 AM

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By the way, "MR.PASTOR ZEKE AN BOOTIFUL MISS.BTB" deserve it because he is a hypocrite engaged to a hypocrite who will produce stupid hypocrite children.
I know, apparently they are in to BDSM also which i totally understand. i totally got it when he said my hubband doesnt beat me enough see Bondage. Good taste i think
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That's just plain "dumbs" huh??? Wow that whole statement shows just how smart you are , you obviously didn't get the meaning of that quote.
you more dumbity-dumb-dumb-dumbs than me, cuz i not worships stoopid brand-noo gods!

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Can you write a full complete sentence with correct spelling, grammar, and punctuation??? When you can, then I'll actually pay attention to what you write.


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By the way, "MR.PASTOR ZEKE AN BOOTIFUL MISS.BTB" deserve it because he is a hypocrite engaged to a hypocrite who will produce stupid hypocrite children.
man you evils for hating on thier unborned future childrens! go sackrifice a kitty to your satanick an dumb lord an lady or somethang
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Here, the wiccan wishes for rape.

No I do not wish for rape, that was just sarcasm and calling out the hypocrisy in reference to a post about a girl deserving to be raped because she was probably dressed provocatively

Of course not. That is incest and is covered in Leviticus 18:6

None of you shall approach to any that is near of kin to him, to uncover their nakedness: I am the LORD.


Your father should be burnt alive.

Yes he should.

You should go live a life as a Church wife. I doubt any sensible man will want damaged goods like yourself.

No thanks to being a Church wife

In a way that's true. Crowley is 30 years younger than Gardner .




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Including satan.

Like I said, we don't believe in Satan... that is a Christian concept

Were you done already?

No, not really, I just wanted to get some responses going.
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I know, apparently they are in to BDSM also which i totally understand. i totally got it when he said my hubband doesnt beat me enough see Bondage. Good taste i think
Yes they are but they're not married yet. I've been reading your Intro thread and yes they do have good taste in the whole BDSM thing
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Yes they are but they're not married yet. I've been reading your Intro thread and yes they do have good taste in the whole BDSM thing

ah so they're "living in sin" with their bondage. perfection
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We have many different Gods and Goddesses that we believe in.
All of which are fabricated by Satan himself in an attempt to lure away prospective Christians. By worshiping ALL of them you have merely succumbed to Satan many times over.

Repent your ways if you wish to walk with our Lord, if you would rather continue on your own way then please leave as we have nothing to gain by arguing with one of Satan's tools other than the meek chance that you could convert a aspiring Christian. If you had ANY respect for us then you would have payed attention to your sign up sheets and various other places that the unsaved are UNWELCOME.

Please leave and find yourself a KJV Bible read cover to cover and begin your life anew for this is the only way you will gain entrance to the kingdom of God.
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Default Re: Hello - 01-25-2010, 10:18 AM

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Please invite your false Christian friend to our forum. He's lying to you. I'd love to show him how wrong he is. God does not command us to tolerate other religions. In fact He commands us to kill people who join other religions.
Deuteronomy 13:6-10
If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die.

2 Chronicles 15:13
Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
I am confused pastor and seek simply enlightenment on this. We are also commanded that we are not to kill within the bible. Is it in actuality that we are allowed to kill under certain circumstances then? If someone came to me and tried to convince me to serve Satan, it would then be my duty to put them to death and God would be okay with it?

I will also right this down in my notes to consult my reverend about this at church.
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Default Re: Hello - 01-25-2010, 10:55 AM

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I am confused pastor and seek simply enlightenment on this. We are also commanded that we are not to kill within the bible. Is it in actuality that we are allowed to kill under certain circumstances then? If someone came to me and tried to convince me to serve Satan, it would then be my duty to put them to death and God would be okay with it?
We are under orders from God to obey local secular law. In addition, you are under the subjection of your husband, and have to do whatever he tells you.

When God orders it, it ain't murder.

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I will also right this down in my notes to consult my reverend about this at church.
What church is that? Some jap anime-worship church?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Hello - 01-25-2010, 10:41 PM

I stand humbled before you sir. Reverend Beverly is the one of whom I spoke and I highly respect her church which I have stated before is St. James Evangelical church. I am here to meet with others that worship God™ and to learn more so that I may better server the lord.

I have stated before that I did not realize my name could be offensive to some. If you would like you may change my name as long as I can still log in, or you can alternately allow me to contact you privately for a name change. I had no idea the user name would offend.

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Default Re: Hello - 01-25-2010, 10:45 PM

I apologize, I forgot to capitalize lord and I also typed server instead of serve. I would edit the post but I don't see the option. My apologies.
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I stand humbled before you sir. Reverend Beverly is the one of whom I spoke and I highly respect her church which I have stated before is St. James Evangelical church. I am here to meet with others that worship God™ and to learn more so that I may better server the lord.

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Reverend Beverly is the one of whom I spoke and I highly respect her church which I have stated before is St. James Evangelical church.
Her church?
I am not sure if I get it right here, is your pastor a woman?


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Default Re: Hello - 01-25-2010, 11:29 PM

Yes it is in fact a woman.



Wait...

Are you saying I am at fault for going to her church?

I truly am a humble man who wishes to worship God™ and be a True Christian™. Am I in fact going to the wrong church?

Please, tell me. I wish only to serve the Lord God and learn more about him and the sacrifice of Jesus.

If I am in fact going to the wrong church brother please help me. Me and my wife will go to a different church no matter how far we must travel.

I live in the state of Pennsylvania. Please advise me! Help me to better serve the Lord God Almighty!
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Default Re: Hello - 01-25-2010, 11:37 PM

Wow, for a proud Wiccan who is supposedly not working closely with Satan, you sure have a lot of HATE inside of you.

All that you've proven is that wiccans ARE dangerous people who advocate rape and hate God. You've done so yourself after all. Perhaps we should petition our government to BAN wiccanism and other occult nonsense.


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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Default Re: Hello - 01-27-2010, 04:43 PM

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God does not command us to tolerate other religions. In fact He commands us to kill people who join other religions.
So are you going to kill me for being Roman Catholic??
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