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Default Hi everyone - 04-24-2018, 08:45 AM

Hi everyone, I'm new to this forum. I live in a screwed up place with heathen Chinese values and false gods littered everywhere. For every Christian church, there are five or more temples of other false gods. How I wish I can visit Freehold one day!

I do have a few questions; can an Asian become a True Christian™? I've been reading the Bible for a while and have quite a number of verses that I like, but how else should I go about deepening my relationship with God so that I can become a True Christian™?
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Default Re: Hi everyone - 04-24-2018, 09:05 AM

Hello my dear. From what you wrote you must be a chinese. I know how it feels to live under a Communist regime, just think when the slavic partisians invaded Italy. As for your question yes, anyone can be a True Christian™, Jesus said so (Galatians 3:28).

Anyway tell us wich Church you attend (preferably a Catholic one), your favorite Bible verse and how did Jesus lead you to this forum.
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Default Re: Hi everyone - 04-24-2018, 09:35 AM

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For every Christian church, there are five or more temples of other false gods.
Dear Mr. gcj,


Hello. Welcome to the forums. What church do you attend? What do you mean by this statement? Are you inferring that The One True God is to be numbered among the false gods of the Chinkenese?


Anyway, tell us all about your walk with Jesus. How did it feel when He first entered you.


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For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Default Re: Hi everyone - 04-24-2018, 10:26 AM

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Hello. Welcome to the forums. What church do you attend? What do you mean by this statement? Are you inferring that The One True God is to be numbered among the false gods of the Chinkenese?


Anyway, tell us all about your walk with Jesus. How did it feel when He first entered you.


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I attend a small underground fundamentalist church led by an inspiring American. In my country, the communist government actively suppresses Christianity by only allowing a few liberal churches and spending money on the heathen religions, hence the lack of Christian churches in general.


When I was in high school, I was the typical rebellious and demonic teenager who would masturbate 5 times a day and post on an atheist forum supporting their folly. However, a wonderful friend of mine brought me to his underground congregation. When I was just flipping through one of the Bibles, a strange yet fulfilling sensation went through me. It filled me with joy and ecstasy; it was no doubt the Holy Spirit! At that moment I cried out in sheer joy. Ever since then, I was a Bible-abiding Christian.
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Default Re: Hi everyone - 04-24-2018, 10:32 AM

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Hello my dear. From what you wrote you must be a chinese. I know how it feels to live under a Communist regime, just think when the slavic partisians invaded Italy. As for your question yes, anyone can be a True Christian™, Jesus said so (Galatians 3:28).

Anyway tell us wich Church you attend (preferably a Catholic one), your favorite Bible verse and how did Jesus lead you to this forum.
How Jesus led me to the forum? In my country, there aren't enough conservative people; all the legal churches are very liberal. Therefore, I was looking for some conservative forum online and this forum was obviously the best choice.
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When I was in high school, I was the typical rebellious and demonic teenager who would masturbate 5 times a day and post on an atheist forum supporting their folly. However, a wonderful friend of mine brought me to his underground congregation. When I was just flipping through one of the Bibles, a strange yet fulfilling sensation went through me. It filled me with joy and ecstasy; it was no doubt the Holy Spirit! At that moment I cried out in sheer joy. Ever since then, I was a Bible-abiding Christian.
Glory!

The angels in Heaven must be dancing for joy knowing you can now hold hands with Jesus and not get them all sticky and icky!

How wonderful to see He led you here to us!

Tell us, what do you do among the Chinese? How do you rebuke the sinner while maintaining freedom from the Commy Oppressors? Do you have stoning buckets in China or do you use some of your foods to throw at people? The Holy Bible mentions stones, but I've seen some Chinese foods that are probably harder than any Middle Eastern stone.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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What do you mean by this statement? Are you inferring that The One True God is to be numbered among the false gods of the Chinkenese?
Christian Homeschooled children learn geography and history by being introduced to lands that need our prayers and missionaries. They understand the world as divided into the Saved and the Unsaved, and learn to recognize the people whom God created to be welcomed into His bosom upon their final breath, or who will ultimately glorify Him by burning in Hell thus illustrating Perfect Justice by illuminating their free choice to accept or refuse His Perfect Mercy.

Anyway, I can assure you the Chinese are among the Unsaved. They believe in a Chinese Santa Clause called Buddha who is spelled with an "H" even though it is not pronounced. This is, I suspect, a means of showing off their rejection of reason and logic. This Buddha is understood to listen to the prayers of people who wave little handkerchiefs from trees, as apparently they wave the sound of their babbles to his fat little ears. It doesn't make any logical sense but it's so old that people think it must be true because nobody's grandmothers would ever lie.

We need to pray for and send missionaries to the Chinese so they can understand just how ridiculous their religion is and know the importance of feeling guilty for having been born in the wrong region and completely ignoring what the Heavens have been shouting at them this whole time (Psalm 19:1; Psalm 97:6; Romans 1:19-20).


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Hi everyone - 04-24-2018, 06:07 PM

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Hi everyone, I'm new to this forum. I live in a screwed up place with heathen Chinese values and false gods littered everywhere. For every Christian church, there are five or more temples of other false gods. How I wish I can visit Freehold one day!

I do have a few questions; can an Asian become a True Christian™? I've been reading the Bible for a while and have quite a number of verses that I like, but how else should I go about deepening my relationship with God so that I can become a True Christian™?
Hello and to our Godly forum! Yes, even people of lesser races can become True Christians™. Following the Bible "as is" rather than "as I want it to be" is the only requirement.

Please, do share, which Bible verse speaks to you the most?
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Hello and to our Godly forum! Yes, even people of lesser races can become True Christians™. Following the Bible "as is" rather than "as I want it to be" is the only requirement.

Please, do share, which Bible verse speaks to you the most?
As a member of a lesser race, I can testify that I became a True Christian when I stopped asking everything and started using the Bible in my posts, and my everyday life.


Also, tithing helps. You know, a strong congregation needs giving members.


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Default Re: Hi everyone - 05-28-2018, 11:45 AM

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Glory!

The angels in Heaven must be dancing for joy knowing you can now hold hands with Jesus and not get them all sticky and icky!

How wonderful to see He led you here to us!

Tell us, what do you do among the Chinese? How do you rebuke the sinner while maintaining freedom from the Commy Oppressors? Do you have stoning buckets in China or do you use some of your foods to throw at people? The Holy Bible mentions stones, but I've seen some Chinese foods that are probably harder than any Middle Eastern stone.
Sorry everyone. I was arrested by the evil commies for posting on this forum. They suspected that I was attempting to topple the dictatorship among other things but thanks to God, they decided that I didn't do much wrong and release me. Now I have to post here in an internet cafe after using a secure VPN so I won't get arrested again.

The Bible verse that speaks to me the most is Matthew 5:18. "For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished." Many disgusting liberal Christians decide that only following the New Testament is good enough, but no! Time and time again it has been shown that following the Old Testament is a lot better even though the Law seems anachronistic.

Of course, in a godless country, we can't stone people publicly; only in our underground churches. We have to be very careful lest the victim ends up reporting us. Usually, we use low-quality wheat to bake some buns and leave them out in the open for a few days; the bun will soon be hard as stone. I'm not sure if it's so Biblical but it work the same way so everyone says that it's fine.
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Default Re: Hi everyone - 05-28-2018, 01:46 PM

Matthew 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
If the Law were anachronistic God would not require blood to heal us from our once sinful lives. Because the Law remains current, the blood requirement remains current. Our own blood is not sufficient so we plead the Blood of Jesus which is sin free and therefore sufficient to cleanse the whole world from unrighteousness, except heathens.
I John 1:9 If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.
Round persons from China are notoriously recidivist where heathen is concerned. No sooner do they throw off the shackles of imperialism, as they tell us, than they're erecting great big statues of themselves and everyone else gets worms. God says: "Imperialist that!"
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Perfect government is a theocracy controlled by Jesus Isaiah 9:6 but that's unattainable where people go prancing around with balloons gawping at idols. Confucius did not bleed out in the hot sun and if he did, as millions have, his blood could never atone for even a single worm. God explains the reason why:
I John 1:5b-8 God is light, and in him is no darkness at all. If we say that we have fellowship with him, and walk in darkness, we lie, and do not the truth: But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin. If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.
East Asians are less concerned with reasons for absent Truths than with the impossibility of making merit under their own steam. Christ denial, and for those obsessing over the Romish catholicism let's face it denial is all they've got, merits nothing. Bubbling tar? Sure, but we all deserve that from birth so no change there. Jesus is the answer and it's encouraging to see nowadays that the question, after centuries of oppression, may be asked once more.

I'm not suggesting that it ever was asked under Confucius or that round person but the communism banned it, and all other questions from what I can make out, so it's fantastic to hear that freedom is possible again after many centuries of spiritual neglect.

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Sorry everyone. I was arrested by the evil commies for posting on this forum. They suspected that I was attempting to topple the dictatorship among other things but thanks to God, they decided that I didn't do much wrong and release me. Now I have to post here in an internet cafe after using a secure VPN so I won't get arrested again.

The Bible verse that speaks to me the most is Matthew 5:18. "For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished." Many disgusting liberal Christians decide that only following the New Testament is good enough, but no! Time and time again it has been shown that following the Old Testament is a lot better even though the Law seems anachronistic.

Of course, in a godless country, we can't stone people publicly; only in our underground churches. We have to be very careful lest the victim ends up reporting us. Usually, we use low-quality wheat to bake some buns and leave them out in the open for a few days; the bun will soon be hard as stone. I'm not sure if it's so Biblical but it work the same way so everyone says that it's fine.
As our Commander in Chief Donald Trump has shown, there is potential even in those ungodly lands to become financial and economic powerful nations.


And you have to obey the laws of the land. This is imperative:


Romans 13:1 - Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.


So, please, refrain to commit any revolt against your government. Instead, trust in God, He will provide.


1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Default Re: Hi everyone - 06-24-2018, 11:22 AM

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anyone can be a True Christian™, Jesus said so (Galatians 3:28)


Galatians 3 contains nothing of the sort and in particular verse 28 refers to people who have already become Christians. A clue is in the last five words. Perhaps you ran out of neurotransmitters before that? After, it is a twenty-six word passage. Nevertheless I'll include the context for other readers.
Galatians 3:26-28 Ye are all the children of God by faith in Christ Jesus. For as many of you as have been baptized into Christ have put on Christ. There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.
Obviously people who reject baptism have NOT put on Christ and are therefore NOT all one in Him. Next I must address your false claim about Jesus. Please stop putting things in His mouth which do not belong there; again this is very easy because His words on exactly that point are recorded in the historical record by two independent witnesses.
Mark 3:28-29 Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme: But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.
Matthew is even more explicit in preserving Jesus teaching for a different readership at the time, one mired in heresy and perpetuating falsehood to feather their own nests.
Matthew 12:31-32 All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men. And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.
Obviously it is quite impossible for such abandoned wretches to become Christians. Not now. Not ever. So pretty much THE OPPOSITE of what you announced on both counts.
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Jesus Re: Hi everyone - 06-24-2018, 09:17 PM

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When I was in high school, I was the typical rebellious and demonic teenager who would masturbate 5 times a day and post on an atheist forum

This forum values and appreciates your honesty and confession. Do you, by any chance, have video records of these sins? It helps the Department of Faith in their diligent investigations which are necessary to determine your sincerity in truly serving Christ as Savior. Please email them to me if you have them. I will then forward them to the necessary individuals (PM me for copies, DOF leaders).


The LORD will bless and sanctify your soul with each passing day if you pray to Him in complete faith. Have you sent a tithe yet? Be sure it's American money and none of the funny sounding foreign stuff.


Welcome, Brother!
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Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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