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Default God Strikes Down Heathen Hillary Clinton! - 09-11-2016, 04:09 PM

Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, a godless, heathen Yankee, had the temerity to appear at the 9/11 ceremonies in godless New York, New York, to attempt to ingratiate herself with real Americans who may be watching on TV. Almighty God, in His righteous and furious anger, has struck her down for her insolence. She was helped to a van by her lesbian partner, Huma Weiner and lost a shoe as she was being helped into the van, where she promptly collapsed. She was taken to the palace of her daughter, where, no doubt, satanic rituals are being performed to attempt to reanimate her. Once they get her started again, there will no doubt be some kind of false narrative issued wherein she was tired from working diligently for America or some similar lie. I believe the truth will out. Satan and his people will be defeated.


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Default Re: God Strikes Down Heathen Hillary Clinton! - 09-11-2016, 04:46 PM

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Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, a godless, heathen Yankee, had the temerity to appear at the 9/11 ceremonies in godless New York, New York, to attempt to ingratiate herself with real Americans who may be watching on TV. Almighty God, in His righteous and furious anger, has struck her down for her insolence. She was helped to a van by her lesbian partner, Huma Weiner and lost a shoe as she was being helped into the van, where she promptly collapsed. She was taken to the palace of her daughter, where, no doubt, satanic rituals are being performed to attempt to reanimate her. Once they get her started again, there will no doubt be some kind of false narrative issued wherein she was tired from working diligently for America or some similar lie. I believe the truth will out. Satan and his people will be defeated.

She lost a shoe? Aww, I was kinda hoping for something flashier. But the Lord does as He pleaseth. Someday He will let forth with something very loud and noticeable.


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Default Re: God Strikes Down Heathen Hillary Clinton! - 09-11-2016, 05:18 PM

Jah has not struck down Hillary Clinton and she has proved her good health by opening a jar of pickles unaided on television for all to see. It was very hot in New York this morning- it was almost 80 degrees- and she simply overheated. White people are very delicate and if they are going to be allowed to run Babylon you have to expect things like that. This controversy is manufactured by racists who are a basket of deplorables. Hillary Clinton is for the people who are not deplorables and she will be the president of Babylon.


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flag Re: God Strikes Down Heathen Hillary Clinton! - 09-11-2016, 05:24 PM

According to the America's Freedom Fighter's site: "The Clinton campaign would not confirm Clinton’s location to an NBC pool producer. After Clinton left the ceremony, the reporters following her on the campaign trail were prevented from leaving the media area for a period of time."

This should solidify the theory that she was taken where satanic efforts could be made to reanimate, as was mentioned above. There is NO limit to the things that this ungodly family will do in order to gain entrance to the White House. I am praying for an emergency meeting of Congress where a special dispensation is granted for G. W. Bush to be the next President of the United States, with Donald J. Trump as his VP, and that the election is no longer needed.


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“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
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Default Re: God Strikes Down Heathen Hillary Clinton! - 09-11-2016, 05:56 PM

Democrat scientists and engineers have evidently got her started again and the latest story from the godless drones surrounding Hillary is that she overheated. Anyone who has ever changed the thermostat in an old car knows that this is a relatively simple procedure and this would explain her quick appearance outside the apartments of her daughter, showing that she had not gone on to her reward, which is Hell. Before her personal ambulance picked her up at the curbside, she spoke to a young child that she evidently mistook for a reporter from the New York Times. The news has been given out that she has been taken to her castle outside of New York City to rest. She is said to have several doubles. One of them will likely make a statement later, one filled with lies, while Hillary has her failing parts replaced in her personal workshop.


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Default Re: God Strikes Down Heathen Hillary Clinton! - 09-11-2016, 06:03 PM

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According to the America's Freedom Fighter's site: "The Clinton campaign would not confirm Clinton’s location to an NBC pool producer...
That proves it is all lies about her overheating, because when you are too hot a pool is exactly what you need.


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Default Re: God Strikes Down Heathen Hillary Clinton! - 09-11-2016, 06:25 PM

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That proves it is all lies about her overheating, because when you are too hot a pool is exactly what you need.
Excellent catch, Sister Joanna! Your fine husband must be a most brilliant man, for the Lord would never have provided him with a helpmate who was more clever than himself.


And that is further proof that Hillary is not fit to be President of these United States of America. Since her husband did a terrible job, and clearly she can't be smarter than him, then electing the wife of a bad president is a further step down.


Furthermore, regarding the Lord's action in laying out Mrs. Clinton with the heat or whatever; everyone knows that women are weaker vessels. And here she is, thinking she can lead this country, when it takes nothing more for the Lord to strike her down than raising the thermostat a few degrees.


What was it that Harry Truman said? "If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen."


Of course, he should have said, "Stay out of the White House" since women were intended to remain in the kitchen. But far be it for me to correct the President of these United States. As a woman, God doesn't mean for me to do any such thing; and He doesn't mean for me or any woman to be president.


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Default Re: God Strikes Down Heathen Hillary Clinton! - 09-11-2016, 07:11 PM

MSNBC is showing the replacement Hillary emerging from her daughter's opulent abode, but it's so obviously not the drunken, staggering woman that was filmed being helped into a waiting BLACK van (black is the devil's favorite color).


I don't mean to speculate, but I will say that perhaps it's not a good idea for a 69 year old woman to drink too much after using meth before going out in the heat of the day. I personally stood outside in the heat for over an hour and I didn't have to be taken to a re-animator. I didn't have to use a body double. In fact, I jogged around the block three times without incident.


Of course MSNBC is making it sound like she is just tired from traveling so much. Perhaps she should understand this is a sign from the LORD.


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Default Re: God Strikes Down Heathen Hillary Clinton! - 09-11-2016, 09:12 PM

Something is falling out of her private parts it looks like...

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What was it that Harry Truman said? "If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen."
Handmaiden, how good of you to remember of that! If she can't take even 80 degrees, she is clearly no woman if anyone still had any remaining doubts. Pies bake around 325-375 degrees depending on the pie, and even the simplest task of water is 212 degrees! Both of those are a lot hotter than New York City. She has never set foot in a kitchen. If she can't even manage women's work, how can she do a man's?


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Democrat scientists and engineers have evidently got her started again and the latest story from the godless drones surrounding Hillary is that she overheated. Anyone who has ever changed the thermostat in an old car knows that this is a relatively simple procedure and this would explain her quick appearance outside the apartments of her daughter, showing that she had not gone on to her reward, which is Hell. Before her personal ambulance picked her up at the curbside, she spoke to a young child that she evidently mistook for a reporter from the New York Times. The news has been given out that she has been taken to her castle outside of New York City to rest. She is said to have several doubles. One of them will likely make a statement later, one filled with lies, while Hillary has her failing parts replaced in her personal workshop.

Every good mechanic knows that when you change a thermostat you should also do a flush of the cooling system to remove the scale and corrosion from the radiator and other parts of the cooling system. Then you refill with the proper mixture of water and anti-freeze.

Few remember that Barak Obama had similar problems running against Hillary Clinton in the primaries over 8 years ago. It was Hillary's handlers that started the "birther" movement against Obama and his birth certificate. Few remember that Obama's handlers had to once temporarily hold the executives of KFC hostage while they sacrificed some chickens to make it all go away.

Of course you won’t find any of this in the MSM - you'll have to check Drudge or Alex Jones in the archives.


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Default Re: God Strikes Down Heathen Hillary Clinton! - 09-12-2016, 06:52 AM

Now it seems that Mrs. Clinton is infested by demons of the lower respiratory tract!
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It turns out it was pneumonia and dehydration, said Dr. Lisa Bardack, who examined her at her home in Chappaqua.
This is bad enough. Mr. Clinton has been wantonly spreading the contagion to her supporters, which, obviously, is actually not as bad as it seems, as her supporters are mostly only furnace-fodder come Rapture (1 Thessalonians 4:17). However, things get worse!
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There's a vaccine that's designed to protect people over 65 from pneumonia-causing streptococcal bacteria, but many other bacteria, from Staphylococcus to Mycoplasma pneumoniae, can cause pneumonia.
Our candidate, Mr. Trump, The Donald, knows that vaccines are not only useless but an obstacle to Salvation. Fortunately, this issue surfaced before the elections, and now educated citizens have no choice but to choose The Donald.



What does Jesus say? Actually, lungs per se are not mentioned in the Bible, but this word is embedded in the Holy Book in a most revealing manner!

Job 9:31
Yet shalt thou plunge me in the ditch, and mine own clothes shall abhor me.

If we look at the recent wardrobe acquisitions of Mrs. Clinton, we can immediately understand the worth of this verse.



No wonder her own body is rebelling. It can no longer tolerate the Godless behavior of Mrs. Clinton. I'd be most surprised to see her campaign survive in good health until Rapture (1 Thessalonians 4:17).


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Skull Re: God Strikes Down Heathen Hillary Clinton! - 09-12-2016, 02:36 PM

My Brothers and Sisters in Christ, I have SO enjoyed reading all your comments here. Thank you! Our righteous God has indeed struck that evil force down.

I had to laugh at how some of the MSM stated she merely "stumbled" AS IF the video is nowhere to be found. Note how she was leaning all her weight on that poor post and when time to take a step, only her upper body could move forward. Her knees and ankles buckled and she was literally hoisted in the van - head first, with her feet dragging, like a side of beef.

Note too this episode not only took place on 9/11 (terrorists she now receives millions from and owes favors to), but on the 4 year anniversary of the FOUR she KILLED in Benghazi. It's too bad the van didn't make her wait 13 hours.

At this point in time, her body double is trying to put on the 30-40 lbs to make her look more realistic on the campaign trail. I wonder if she'll use an ear piece at the debate. I wonder if Hillary has stroked out? Still alive?

So many questions only God knows the answers. We have but to sit back and watch His good work unfold. All praise and glory to our Lord who smites evil.

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Default Re: God Strikes Down Heathen Hillary Clinton! - 09-17-2016, 11:08 PM

I know that is important for me to have faith; to "Let go and let God" and to "let Jesus take the wheel." But I find myself champing at the bit wanting to see a smiting of true Biblical proportions wielded against Hellary.

It's just that pnuemonia seems pallid, somehow. Leprosy has flair. Pillars of salt are quite eye-catching. But for my money, there's no topping fire and brimstone. Incendiary methods speak volumes. And the Lord has so much to say.


Of course, according to His Holy Word, fire is the proper end to this wicked world and I know that He will get around to reducing the unsaved to cinders when the time is right. A tiny little preview with a Clinton-kabob might be enjoyable, though. Think how much trouble it will save Trump's supporters, and America in general.


The opposition is smote with smoke and Trump takes his place in the White House. Yey, Jesus, I like the way you drive!


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I know that is important for me to have faith; to "Let go and let God" and to "let Jesus take the wheel." But I find myself champing at the bit wanting to see a smiting of true Biblical proportions wielded against Hellary.

It's just that pnuemonia seems pallid, somehow. Leprosy has flair. Pillars of salt are quite eye-catching. But for my money, there's no topping fire and brimstone. Incendiary methods speak volumes. And the Lord has so much to say.
Oh Sister, I know just exactly how you feel. Imagine, if you will, how glorious it will be when the entirety of the Curses she has invited upon herself finally befall on her (Deuteronomy 28:15-68)! Why, already she is cursed in the city and in the field (Deuteronomy 28:16), and when she comes in and goes out (Deuteronomy 28:19). She's already suffered consumption and I think that phlegm she hacked up was probably mildew (Deuteronomy 28:22).

But I agree with you that it's almost impossible to wait for her to suffer the botch of Egypt, and hemorrhoids, and scabs, and an incurable yeast infection (Deuteronomy 28:27). These things she brings upon herself, and she can't expect any less than our enjoyment at witnessing her getting exactly what she asked for!

Although I must confess I'm most curious just how the LORD will first deliver her a wife so she will be humiliated when cuckolded (Deuteronomy 28:30), or a single ox (maybe from a herd?) that will be slain before her eyes but she won't get to eat any. Her husband hasn't yet been taken away violently, but it's only a matter of time (Deuteronomy 28:31).

She only wears pant suits because of her Elephantiasis, so the LORD is already working on the sores on her knees and legs (Deuteronomy 28:35). Although I must admit, I'm not looking forward to watching her cannibalize her own daughter (Deuteronomy 28:55) because even though no one really likes Chelsea, ew.

Anyway, I think you and I might watch the Presidential Race together with a glass of wine, whereby we can enjoy the demise of the Witch Hilary Clinton, the woman who will get everything she asked for.


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Default Re: God Strikes Down Heathen Hillary Clinton! - 09-18-2016, 03:35 PM

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Oh Sister, I know just exactly how you feel. Imagine, if you will, . . . watching her cannibalize her own daughter (Deuteronomy 28:55) because even though no one really likes Chelsea, ew.

Anyway, I think you and I might watch the Presidential Race together with a glass of wine, whereby we can enjoy the demise of the Witch Hilary Clinton, the woman who will get everything she asked for.

I agree, Sister. Ew.


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