[HTannor]

Another example of a man becoming a victim in this obamanistic socialist society.

Christmas tree causes fight
F.M. man allegedly hits girlfriend with branches.

By JOHN MANGALONZO

jmangalonzo@thehawkeye.com



FORT MADISON, IOWA -- For years to come, looking at a Christmas tree will hold a new meaning for a 41-year-old man.

Earlier this week, local police arrested Kevin Lee Shrum of Fort Madison, charging him in an initial police complaint with simple domestic abuse assault. He allegedly used a part of a Christmas tree to hit his girlfriend.

Officers were called to the couple's home in the 1200 block of Avenue C on a domestic situation.

Shrum and his girlfriend got into a fight on where to place the Christmas tree inside their home.

Fort Madison Police Chief Bruce Niggemeyer said the disagreement apparently escalated, and Shrum allegedly took some of the branches off the tree and used them to hit the woman.

The injuries, police said, were minor. She immediately sought a temporary protection order.

It remains unclear whether the tree was artificial or real.

Here we have a clear case of an innocent man disciplining a woman over her sass and takes the righteous steps in keeping her in line. The woman clearly needed a beating.

And she calls the police!

I am going to contact the DoF to see if they have a legal defense fund to assist this poor man in defending himself.

These UnGodly gestapo tactics must stop!!

[Lola Handcock]

She got easy if you ask me,spanked with a branch from a tree.Last Tuesday I back sassed Emil and he tanned my back side with a leather Belt,and then he sent me to the prayer room for 3 hours( its a broom closet our double wide isn't that big). It will be some time before I talk back to Him.

[Jake Beck]

Shouldn't women just wait for the men to come in with the tree they just personally cut down, and then help him put it where he deems fit? He job should be to decorate it while her husband sips on a beer or some Jack and Coke.

[Lefty Graffiti]

Originally Posted by JakeBeck

Shouldn't women just wait for the men to come in with the tree they just personally cut down, and then help him put it where he deems fit? He job should be to decorate it while her husband sips on a beer or some Jack and Coke.

Yeah man, this War on Christmas is not cool. Back in the '60s, we knew that...

These people making war on Christmas, I mean, what's that all about? These liberal warriors, they ought to get some medical marijuana, take some tokes and lay back and groove.

Peace!

Brother Lefty

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by JakeBeck

Shouldn't women just wait for the men to come in with the tree they just personally cut down, and then help him put it where he deems fit? He job should be to decorate it while her husband sips on a beer or some Jack and Coke.

Jack and Coke?

Mr. Beck, I hope you're just woefully naive, and not some sort of deviant.

"Jack and Coke" is a euphemism I've encountered frequently in my truck stop ministry. It refers to a group of truckers getting together for a cocaine-fueled homosexual orgy of perversion, usually with one unfortunate fellow forced to accept the brunt of their lusts! They commonly use it as a "hazing" for younger truckers, much the way college fraternities satisfy their lusts on the backsides of their pledges.

Why, I can't tell you how many times I've taken advantage of the opportunity to witness to a trucker who's offered a "Jack and Coke" in his sleeper cab, only to find a gang of randy sodomites laying in wait!

[HTannor]

It's a hard life you lead, Brother Rodimer.

While travelling the highways I've noticed what appears to be a number of female drivers often with another woman in the passenger seat. I suspect I may have been seeing bull dykery in action.

Have you encounteded any such situations? What's it like to witness for them?

[Jake Beck]

I'm sorry, I didn't know that had a completely different connotation. I apologize and beg forgiveness. I just meant drink some Jack Daniels and Coca-Cola.

[Buford T Scoggins]

So, now the liberals are whining about Christmas trees being deadly weapons. Don't be surprised if Al Gore starts a campaign to get Christmas trees banned (the liberal Supreme Court has already criminalized nativity scenes).

Obama is already confiscating our guns.

When Christmas trees are outlawed, only outlaws will have Christmas trees.

I tell you, this is what I want for Christmas:



Next time the Little Woman gives you any lip, just juice her with 50,000 volts - that will shut her up real quick. I think that this is the best way to maintain a happy and peaceful marriage.

yours in Christ,
Brother Buford