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Default Pat Robertson and Haiti - 01-15-2010, 03:26 PM

I just saw footage of Pat Robertson claiming that Haiti's problems
over the years are a result of a pact they made with the devil and
they need to get right with God to stop all of their problems,
including things like this earthquake.
I disagree with him completely. I do not know what Haiti did during
their revolution against the French. But I do not believe that God
has been targeting them ever since. Nor do I believe that he caused
yesterday's earthquake to punish them in any way, or to teach them any
kind of lesson, or for any other reason. Pat Robertson is just full
of it.
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Default Re: Pat Robertson and Haiti - 01-15-2010, 04:20 PM

Why do you hate the people of Haiti so much? You should be trying to help them change their ways so that they can be truly faithful to the Lord.


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Default Re: Pat Robertson and Haiti - 01-15-2010, 04:33 PM

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I just saw footage of Pat Robertson claiming that Haiti's problems
over the years are a result of a pact they made with the devil and
they need to get right with God to stop all of their problems,
including things like this earthquake.
I disagree with him completely. I do not know what Haiti did during
their revolution against the French. But I do not believe that God
has been targeting them ever since. Nor do I believe that he caused
yesterday's earthquake to punish them in any way, or to teach them any
kind of lesson, or for any other reason. Pat Robertson is just full
of it.
Juan,

God most certainly sent the earthquake to punish those heathen Haitians. The Lord is all powerful and everything that happens on earth is His doing. To suggest otherwise is blasphemy.


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Default Re: Pat Robertson and Haiti - 01-22-2010, 05:16 AM

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I just saw footage of Pat Robertson claiming that Haiti's problems
over the years are a result of a pact they made with the devil and
they need to get right with God to stop all of their problems,
including things like this earthquake.
I disagree with him completely. I do not know what Haiti did during
their revolution against the French. But I do not believe that God
has been targeting them ever since. Nor do I believe that he caused
yesterday's earthquake to punish them in any way, or to teach them any
kind of lesson, or for any other reason. Pat Robertson is just full
of it.
Juan, you're kidding, aren't you? Aren't you? No, really, say you're kidding. The Godly Reverend Robertson has been a constant and unwavering voice for evangelicals for many, many years and you fancy yourself smarter than he is? He has been the people's advocate for theocracy for longer than you've been alive and you think you've got a better grasp of the reality of Haiti's self-inflicted wounds that Pat Robertson does? Please, I reread your post and I'm stifling a laugh.

Deuteronomy 13:13-19 (King James Version)


13Certain men, the children of Belial, are gone out from among you, and have withdrawn the inhabitants of their city, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which ye have not known;
14Then shalt thou enquire, and make search, and ask diligently; and, behold, if it be truth, and the thing certain, that such abomination is wrought among you;
15Thou shalt surely smite the inhabitants of that city with the edge of the sword, destroying it utterly, and all that is therein, and the cattle thereof, with the edge of the sword.
16And thou shalt gather all the spoil of it into the midst of the street thereof, and shalt burn with fire the city, and all the spoil thereof every whit, for the LORD thy God: and it shall be an heap for ever; it shall not be built again.
17And there shall cleave nought of the cursed thing to thine hand: that the LORD may turn from the fierceness of his anger, and shew thee mercy, and have compassion upon thee, and multiply thee, as he hath sworn unto thy fathers;
18When thou shalt hearken to the voice of the LORD thy God, to keep all his commandments which I command thee this day, to do that which is right in the eyes of the LORD thy God.


The Haitians ought to be glad God didn't use locusts to make his point this time!


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Default Re: Pat Robertson and Haiti - 01-22-2010, 08:16 PM

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I do not know what Haiti did during
their revolution against the French. But I do not believe that God
has been targeting them ever since. Nor do I believe that he caused
yesterday's earthquake to punish them in any way, or to teach them any
kind of lesson, or for any other reason.
God and low taxes are the sole reasons that one nation prospers while another is mired in poverty and disaster:

He increaseth the nations, and destroyeth them: he enlargeth the nations, and straiteneth them again. Job 12:23

The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
Psalm 9:17

Blessed is the nation whose God is the LORD; and the people whom he hath chosen for his own inheritance. Psalm 33:12

How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! how art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations! Isaiah 14:12

The nations shall rush like the rushing of many waters: but God shall rebuke them, and they shall flee far off, and shall be chased as the chaff of the mountains before the wind, and like a rolling thing before the whirlwind. Isaiah 17:13

For the nation and kingdom that will not serve thee shall perish; yea, those nations shall be utterly wasted. Isaiah 60:12

Shall I not visit for these things? saith the LORD: and shall not my soul be avenged on such a nation as this? Jeremiah 5:29

But if they will not obey, I will utterly pluck up and destroy that nation, saith the LORD. Jeremiah 12:17

For many nations and great kings shall serve themselves of them also: and I will recompense them according to their deeds, and according to the works of their own hands. Jeremiah 25:14

A noise shall come even to the ends of the earth; for the LORD hath a controversy with the nations, he will plead with all flesh; he will give them that are wicked to the sword, saith the LORD. Jeremiah 25:31

And I will shake all nations, and the desire of all nations shall come: and I will fill this house with glory, saith the LORD of hosts. Haggai 2:7

This is why it is essential that we wipe homosexuality off the face of the map of the United States, before it is too late. Remember, Hurricane Katrina was just God's shot across the bow against sin.

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At least that is true. Pat Robertson is filled with the Holy Spirit.


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Default Re: Pat Robertson and Haiti - 01-23-2010, 07:04 AM

I doubt that making a "pat" with the devil will cause earthquakes. :l ♥ ♥ ♥ Sora~
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