[its_faith]

http://deadstate.org/christian-autho...dvanced-beings


He needs our prayers desperately. Please join me in prayer.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by its_faith

http://deadstate.org/christian-autho...dvanced-beings
He needs our prayers desperately. Please join me in prayer.

I had not heard about this. Indeed, the President needs our prayers.

[Basilissa]

I always knew that Democrats were of the devil, and this confirms it.

Praying.

[BrotherLarry]

In my Multidimensional Luciferian Advanced Beings class this past semester, we learned that they are most likely to attack when in close proximity to the dreaded Pelosisaurus, also of democrat origin. As long as we cover our Esteemed Leader in prayer and the Blood of Jesus, He will be just fine. Our God is much stronger than these minions of the devil.


Heavenly Father, We just come to You Lord and hold our Worshipful President up to you Father God and we just ask You to send warring angels to fight the battles that rage against Him Father God. We just trust Your strength and omnipotence Lord at this holy season when You gave birth to Yourself Jesus. Your Word says if we ask we will receive. Trusting in that confidently we leave the matter in Your Holy Hands. Glory!

[BrotherLarry]

It has been said in academia that some claim the Pelosisaurus is a myth. I am going to pray anyway.

[Dennis Lukes]

I might be mistaken, but I don't recall any mention of "dimensions" or "aliens" or "pleisiosaurs" in the KJV1611. Sounds an awful lot like the heathen beliefs of the atheist religion to me.

Now, I'm not saying Trump isn't under attack by demons summoned by the DEMONcrats, for he certainly is.


He is already in my prayers, but I will pray extra hard! Make America Great Again by Making America Godly Again!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

What's the fuss!? Covfefe! Donnie is much too powerful in his prayers to be in any kind of danger from lesser creatures. But I must agree with the strange guy above (how DO these people get unto MY forum ?) that we should concentrate our thoughts and prayers to defeat the demoncrats. The gov'men' shutdown is just the first step to turn the unfortunate midterms to our favor and to dismantle the crooked House of Common Scum.

[Faith_Machine]

Indeed, what is this nonsense about other "dimensions"?

It sounds to me like somebody has been getting high on nitrous oxide outside a Phish concert and writing down whatever wackadoo thing happened to pop into their head.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Faith_Machine

Indeed, what is this nonsense about other "dimensions"?

It sounds to me like somebody has been getting high on nitrous oxide outside a Phish concert and writing down whatever wackadoo thing happened to pop into their head.

True, Brother. Or else he needs a new tinfoil helmet.

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

True, Brother. Or else he needs a new tinfoil helmet.

Far be it from me, a mere Forum Member, to question the rantings of a True Christian. But Brother Larry's statements were un-Biblical. Perhaps his account has been hacked by heathens?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

Far be it from me, a mere Forum Member, to question the rantings of a True Christian. But Brother Larry's statements were un-Biblical. Perhaps his account has been hacked by heathens?

I don't quite know why you quoted my response to Brother Faith Machine there, and I was in fact referring to the original poster, its_faith, and his curious choice of headgear. But never mind - you are absolutely right: far be it from you to question what Brother Larry says.

[Dennis Lukes]

This entire thread is giving me a headache. I can't make heads or tails of what's being said here.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Since there's only One True Path (a 1-dimensional manifold), all this talk of other dimensions is blasphemous piffle.

[BrotherLarry]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

I don't quite know why you quoted my response to Brother Faith Machine there, and I was in fact referring to the original poster, its_faith, and his curious choice of headgear. But never mind - you are absolutely right: far be it from you to question what Brother Larry says.

Sister Joanna

The Lord bless you and yours at this most blessed season.

When I posted, I was simply relating an anecdote. While I don’t mind opposition, certainly someone who is not a True Christian should not rebuff or rebuke. Did I weep over this?

No. But Jesus did. John 11:35

Do we really want the Baby Jesus weeping at Christmas? I think not. For shame! As soon as I get home from my Homers for the Holidays outreach party I will be doing some serious time on my knees.

Thank you for your Sisterly backing and do give my love to your boys and Brother Matthew.

Deeply in Him
BrotherLarry

[its_faith]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

What's the fuss!? Covfefe! Donnie is much too powerful in his prayers to be in any kind of danger from lesser creatures. But I must agree with the strange guy above (how DO these people get unto MY forum ?) that we should concentrate our thoughts and prayers to defeat the demoncrats. The gov'men' shutdown is just the first step to turn the unfortunate midterms to our favor and to dismantle the crooked House of Common Scum.

Demoncrats must be what this gentleman is talking about on the Jim Bakker show and he is just using a new fancy term he made up. They have 3 dimensions, worship Lucifer, they are advanced in worshipping Lucifer and they are beings.

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by BrotherLarry

While I don’t mind opposition, certainly someone who is not a True Christian should not rebuff or rebuke. Did I weep over this?

No. But Jesus did. John 11:35

I'm so sorry Mr. Brother Larry. What I said was unacceptable and only God can forgive me for it. True Christians are perfect and can do no wrong, why, why why was I so sinful in that moment to go against this and question one of God's chosen and made Him weep on the night before His birthday??


I'm ashamed at having been rebuked by a woman. I have taken the Christmas presents I got for myself and thrown them into the fireplace. I don't deserve them this year.

[BrotherLarry]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

I'm so sorry Mr. Brother Larry. What I said was unacceptable and only God can forgive me for it. True Christians are perfect and can do no wrong, why, why why was I so sinful in that moment to go against this and question one of God's chosen and made Him weep on the night before His birthday??


I'm ashamed at having been rebuked by a woman. I have taken the Christmas presents I got for myself and thrown them into the fireplace. I don't deserve them this year.

Get over it. S'ok. Go buy yourself something when the stores open back up; there will be some great deals. Also increase your tithes to Landover Baptist Church. We can't have new members ignoring their financial obligations. Think of all the things Pastor Ezekiel does for us. That takes money - and lots of it.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by BrotherLarry

Also increase your tithes to Landover Baptist Church. We can't have new members ignoring their financial obligations.

Has there been a policy change, Brother Larry dear? I didn't think we accepted tithes until the DoF had completed its investigations of new members and confirmed that they were permitted to enter Freehold without an escort.

[BrotherLarry]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

Has there been a policy change, Brother Larry dear? I didn't think we accepted tithes until the DoF had completed its investigations of new members and confirmed that they were permitted to enter Freehold without an escort.

I believe there is a clause allowing him to save his tithes for future donation to the church. I'm not up on all that financial stuff, frankly. He certainly should plan for the day when his contributions are completely welcomed and not looked upon as blood money derived from sinful sources. But I bow to your far greater knowledge, my most loving Sister in Christ.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by BrotherLarry

I believe there is a clause allowing him to save his tithes for future donation to the church. I'm not up on all that financial stuff, frankly. He certainly should plan for the day when his contributions are completely welcomed and not looked upon as blood money derived from sinful sources. But I bow to your far greater knowledge, my most loving Sister in Christ.

Oh, I'm no expert - I only get involved with the admin side of things, e.g. clicking the button on the computer that says "confirm payment". But I think there's a rule to thwart the sort of folks who think they can buy their way to Salvation™, the same way there's a city ordinance about who can purchase or inherit real estate in Freehold.