[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Ladies, maybe you can help me with this.

Widow Helen tells me that, with Sister Phebe's help, she plans to open a pie shop in Freehold. Won't that be delightful!

But she wants something specific for her sign, and neither she nor I can find any examples to show the signmaker. She wants everyone from miles around to see "Widow Helen's Pie", up on top of a big black pole.

Yes, like those 1950s diners . . . a big glowing fiberglass(? plastic?) pie.

She says if the local codes won't allow it, she will have some made as chandeliers instead and hang them inside. Or maybe she'll do both.

Anyway, when I look, the closest I can find is things like this:



Can any of you ladies help me find the perfect pie for Helen?

[Lisa H]

Rev. M. Rodimer I am not sure of this idea. How do other the ladies feel about their men buying pie from another women.

[BelieverInGod]

Originally Posted by Lisa H

Rev. M. Rodimer I am not sure of this idea. How do other the ladies feel about their men buying pie from another women.

Very true, I would be heartbroken to find out Seth was eating pie while mine was cooling at home. Although I'm sure he does get some when he's on the road. But that's a secret that stays on the road.

That being said, I found this one, but perhaps it's a little to "Victorian" for her taste.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by BelieverInGod

Very true, I would be heartbroken to find out Seth was eating pie while mine was cooling at home. Although I'm sure he does get some when he's on the road. But that's a secret that stays on the road.

That being said, I found this one, but perhaps it's a little to "Victorian" for her taste.

That is truly a lovely pie, Sister BIG! But she was thinking more of this form:



Only a pie, and 3-dimensional, like this burger (without the "big boy" homosexual holding it up whilst leering at that man's private region):

[Annie1]

Hmm... maybe something like this?



Or this?



This one is a bit more modern looking

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Those are some lovely pies, Sister Annie! But she's after the 3-dimensional light-up sort.

You KNOW how Helen is about getting her way.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Originally Posted by Lisa H

Rev. M. Rodimer I am not sure of this idea. How do other the ladies feel about their men buying pie from another women.

Lisa that is a very good concern, but don't forget about all the single men living in Freehold who don't have a wife to give them pie. On the one hand these men shouldn't have to go pie-less, but on the other hand no man wants his single friends always coming over to eat his wife's pies. I think the pie-shop is a great idea.

EDIT: Also Rev. Rodimer, have you considered a smaller, white pole to put the "Widow Helen's Pie" on? I think that would be more aesthetically pleasing.