[Brother D. Thomas]

Heathen Basher,

Listen, we expect the JW to be an ignorant fool, of which you have not let us down in this respect, but read, in part, the request below from your Satanic faith!

“Unless a bulletin board, even one labeled "Jehovah's Witnesses Only," is properly supervised, with its use being limited to those who are mature, faithful servants of Jehovah, it could expose Christian users to "bad associations."

1. Is LBC labeled "Jehovah's Witnesses Only?" NOT!
2. Is the LBC properly supervised by Hell bound JW’s? NOT!
3. Is LBC servants of the Satanic JW rendition of Jehovah? NOT!

It matters not if this absolute edict from your comical Kingdom Hall was issued in 1993, or even before the internet was born, fool! The bottom line is the FACTOID that it has never been eliminated, and the fact that it existed in the first place!

Furthermore, of course you can go to your own Satanic faith’s internet presence because it is produced by your Hell bound birds of a feather, duh. BUT, while there, you must be supervised by another sulfur lake bound JW while doing so, so you can masturbate your feeble minds into feeling good about your JW faith’s Devil speak!

Save yourself any further embarrassment before the true Christian alumni here at LBC, and exist stage right! I am starting to smell sulfur in your behalf.

Fool.

[Meek and Humble]

Originally Posted by Brother D. Thomas

Heathen Basher,

Listen, we expect the JW to be an ignorant fool, of which you have not let us down in this respect, but read, in part, the request below from your Satanic faith!

“Unless a bulletin board, even one labeled "Jehovah's Witnesses Only," is properly supervised, with its use being limited to those who are mature, faithful servants of Jehovah, it could expose Christian users to "bad associations."

1. Is LBC labeled "Jehovah's Witnesses Only?" NOT!
2. Is the LBC properly supervised by Hell bound JW’s? NOT!
3. Is LBC servants of the Satanic JW rendition of Jehovah? NOT!

It matters not if this absolute edict from your comical Kingdom Hall was issued in 1993, or even before the internet was born, fool! The bottom line is the FACTOID that it has never been eliminated, and the fact that it existed in the first place!

Furthermore, of course you can go to your own Satanic faith’s internet presence because it is produced by your Hell bound birds of a feather, duh. BUT, while there, you must be supervised by another sulfur lake bound JW while doing so, so you can masturbate your feeble minds into feeling good about your JW faith’s Devil speak!

Save yourself any further embarrassment before the true Christian alumni here at LBC, and exist stage right! I am starting to smell sulfur in your behalf.

Fool.

My, I don't know why you are so hateful. Witnesses of Jehovah are taught not to be judgmental like this.

Read that passage again. It says it could lead to bad associations. It doesn't say, never use the internet. It says, be careful. There a lot of of Jehovah's Witnesses on message boards. Just check out Yahoo Answers. There is always a bunch of Witnesses there answering questions for other people.

[Novatian]

Originally Posted by Hezekiah Buggs

Fixed it.

Mark 13:22
For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.

Not a fix, a hate message with a blasphemy, since I referred to the Spirit with a capital S.

[Brother D. Thomas]

Heathen Basher,

With your Satanic followup, at least now you're admitting that this Watchtower edict relating to you JW fools not being allowed upon the internet in certain situations has merit, we all thank you! Therefore, since it now has foundation, I suggest that you take a reading comprehension class at your local high school before removing one foot to insert the other, again!

“Unless a bulletin board, even one labeled "Jehovah's Witnesses Only," is properly supervised, with its use being limited to those who are mature, faithful servants of Jehovah, it could expose Christian users to "bad associations." KEY WORD: "UNLESS!" GET IT, FOOL?

1. Is LBC labeled "Jehovah's Witnesses Only?" NOT!
2. Is the LBC properly supervised by Hell bound JW’s? NOT!
3. Is LBC servants of the Satanic JW rendition of Jehovah? NOT!

THEREFORE, NO INTERNET FOR YOU AT LBC BECAUSE IT ALLEGEDLY EXPOSES YOU TO BAD ASSOCIATIONS BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MEET THE ABOVE THREE REQUIREMENTS!

Furthermore, your Satanic faith brings forth another protocol that you're to follow, to wit: "There is no need for any individual to prepare Internet pages about Jehovah's Witnesses, our activities, or our beliefs. Our official site (www.watchtower.org) presents accurate information for any who want it. (Our Kingdom Ministry; November 1997, page 3)

Barring the fact that your Satanic JW faith shows complete mind control above, it stipulates that you should not be here at LBC preparing internet pages about your Hell bound faith to begin with! Get it? You’re to direct us to your JW web site so they can try in vain to control the ignorant, of which the true Christians at LBC are not! Where do you get the authority to go against your JW faith in this respect?!

How much egg upon your Satanic face are you prepared to wear?

You remain a fool in the eyes of Jesus!

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Basher, in return for my reluctant support of your recent cult choice, could you do me one small favor? Keep in mind, I am positively NOT being critical of your conversion to a whacked-out, fringe, crazy cult. Okay, here's my favor, just before you decide to kill yourself, your entire family and most of your friends, could you email me and let me know? I figure we will have about a two hour window to do it, you have to be just flipped out and hopped up enough to know you will soon completely lose the rest of your mental facilities (and most likely your bowels), but still be marginally sane enough to send me that email.

I've always regretted not having a one on one relationship with a member of a death cult like Waco, Jonestown or Heavens Gate, but I see another strong sign that this will be my jackpot. I can envision myself walking into my church service shortly after your cult makes national headlines, and proudly saying, "I actually corresponded with one of those mental subjects that you read about in the news"!

Do you have a rough idea of about how long it will be before you began your killing frenzy rampage? I'm sure you understand that I'm not judging you for your insane, bizzare, spaced out choice to join a death cult. YIC

[Meek and Humble]

Originally Posted by Yea-tho-we-walk

Basher, in return for my reluctant support of your recent cult choice, could you do me one small favor? Keep in mind, I am positively NOT being critical of your conversion to a whacked-out, fringe, crazy cult. Okay, here's my favor, just before you decide to kill yourself, your entire family and most of your friends, could you email me and let me know? I figure we will have about a two hour window to do it, you have to be just flipped out and hopped up enough to know you will soon completely lose the rest of your mental facilities (and most likely your bowels), but still be marginally sane enough to send me that email.

I've always regretted not having a one on one relationship with a member of a death cult like Waco, Jonestown or Heavens Gate, but I see another strong sign that this will be my jackpot. I can envision myself walking into my church service shortly after your cult makes national headlines, and proudly saying, "I actually corresponded with one of those mental subjects that you read about in the news"!

Do you have a rough idea of about how long it will be before you began your killing frenzy rampage? I'm sure you understand that I'm not judging you for your insane, bizzare, spaced out choice to join a death cult. YIC

Jehovah's Witnesses are the most peaceful organization in the world, so much so that we will not even serve in the military. Stop listening to Satan's lies.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

This is getting ridiculous. Why are we still talking about this? Seriously, HB has obviously lost his marbles, case closed. When is a Pastor going to do what needs to done and ban this asshole?

[Meek and Humble]

You don't have the balls Portway!

[Mistress Cookie]

Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher

Just where in that does it say we are forbidden from ever using the internet? It just says to exercise caution. Besides that was written in 1993.

Oh. So your new friends just throw out and trample on all writings and edicts from pre-1994??

Guess that means they don't follow the Bible™, either....because just in case you forgot, that came before even then.

And do you realize that damnable tribe is forbidden to celebrate birthdays??

"Do Bible references to birthday celebrations put them in a favourable light? The Bible makes only two references to such celebrations...Jehovah's Witnesses take note that God's Word reports unfavourably about birthday celebrations and to shun these." (Reasoning from the Scriptures, pp. 68-69).

Jehovah's Witnesses argue that as negative things happened on these men's birthdays, then all birthdays must be evil.

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As it might be slowly dawning on you: No Birthdays = No Birthday Cakes

Thought that would bring you around....
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[Brother D. Thomas]

Heathen Basher,

You’re talking about Mr. Portman not having the balls? Conversely, you don’t have the balls to address my last post to you that further shows you to be a blatant JW fool! What happened? Is logic 101 regarding your Hell bound faith too much for you to handle, and remain intelligent looking in the aftermath?

Every time you post, you are violating your Kingdom Hall JW protocols like I’ve shown you in additional information about your Satanic faith in my post to you at 10:34 am above. Once again, your silence is deafening to my calling you out in the name of Jesus!

Listen, before I really lay waste to you with the almighty sword of Jesus the Christ, wipe the egg off of your face and put your tail between your legs and leave this bastion of true Christian faith!



We can only imagine that subsequent to Heathen Basher being made the fool in this thread, he must look like like the following picture below!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Brother D. Thomas

What happened? Is logic 101 regarding your Hell bound faith too much for you to handle...?

That's the problem with people who are brainwashed by religious cults. Logic isn't only too much to handle, it's systematically dismissed in favor of whatever emotional and psychological bondage ties them to the cult.

Poor, poor Heathen Basher, has become a Heathen Backer, and now he backs up and supports the Father of Lies.

Oh but I pray for this poor, deluded, duped, fool!

Come back Heathen Basher! Come back! Jesus will not forsake you (Hebrews 13:5), that is, if your conversion was in fact genuine!

[BelieverInGod]

Huh, so they've changed the reason they don't celebrate Birthdays now? I guess the "we don't know when Jesus was born, so you're not allowed a Birthday either" was pretty hard to sell.

Yep, no Birthday cake, no Birthday presents, no Christmas, but they make a mockery of the "passover supper".

[Mistress Cookie]

Originally Posted by BelieverInGod

Yep, no Birthday cake, no Birthday presents, no Christmas, but they make a mockery of the "passover supper".

Wait......!!!!!!.......did they learn about Passover Suppers from the Joos, in the camps????
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If I were in a camp, I'd just escape, rather than stay in some barracks with those people.

[BelieverInGod]

Originally Posted by Mistress Cookie

Wait......!!!!!!.......did they learn about Passover Suppers from the Joos, in the camps????
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If I were in a camp, I'd just escape, rather than stay in some barracks with those people.

I don't know the details, I try to stay away from cults as much as possible, but they call it "the LORDS supper" or some such nonsense and yeah, it's kind of like the Passover, but not really the Passover, so it's not really Jewish, but they pretend it is.

[Mistress Cookie]

Originally Posted by BelieverInGod

they call it "the LORDS supper" or some such nonsense and yeah, it's kind of like the Passover, but not really the Passover, so it's not really Jewish, but they pretend it is.

Obfuscation and trickery.

How like them.

I don't think HB knows what he's in for. He's rather young.
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[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher

You don't have the balls Portway!

No he doesn't.

But I do.

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Hezekiah Buggs

Mark 13:22
For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.

After such a cacophany of failed predictions, false prophecies, busted brainwashing and doors slammed in their faces here is a wonder: that there's any of them left at all!

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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor

Was it available to Moses?

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor

Thank you for replying.
I was not claiming to know The Bible.
My question was if The Watchtower changed (in a number of ways) then the motivation for that change (to move it into agreement with the Scriptures) must have come from some better knowledge (of The Bible) than Russell had. Otherwise it would not have to change, it would already be in the 2nd state based on Russell's knowledge.

Whether that was an individual or group is not important. So how can you know whether in the future there won't be another group (or individual) having a better Biblical understanding than prevails today, in The Watchtower, requiring changes from the current position?

Just as today's doctrine has been changed from Russell's?

[Mistress Cookie]

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor

Supervision is undoubtedly needed...for his posts here, at least. I'm sure the Pastors and Male Elders are planning something.

There are young church members like Felicity who come here. You and I are strong enough in our faith to stand up to Mr. Basher's lies...but what about The Children? (Mary E. is also somewhat impressionable.)

We have given him every opportunity to return to The Fold. I even offered him a cake. All he does is spit up and spray his sty of lies here!
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[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher

You don't have the balls Portway!

Oh, and you do? You've always been a little bitch, and now you're an unsaved little bitch. And you know what? I never liked you. Enjoy hell loser and good riddance to you.

[Mistress Cookie]

Brother Portway!

I know it is hard, but....