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Re: Up and Coming Ex-Negro Seeking True Christian Baby Oven -
02-10-2008, 10:27 AM
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Dear Friends,
This conversation has gotten a little explicit. You may not discuss sexual relations on this thread unless you quote directly from the Bible.
Yours in Him,
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I was only referring to some information I read in Brother Remy's ex-negro thread.
4. a. Why do some colored gals have those great big stand-up butts, even though they aren't that fat?
If you watched national geographic you' ll find that most animals perform the act with the male sneaking up from behind. The descendants of Ham are so degenerated by the time the sons of Shem and Japheth came to rightfully claim them that Satan gave the females a backside to absorb some of the shock from the wild animalistic thrusting brought on by the males.
There are some pictures of scantily clad negresses defiantly displaying their netherlands but in the essence of good taste I refrained from reposting them here.
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02-10-2008, 10:46 AM
Dear Sister,
Wouldn't you agree, keeping Jude 1:8 in mind, that it would ill-behoove a poster to "despise dominion" and "speak evil of dignities" by questioning the wisdom of a True Christian™ brother when he tells you that you need to "check yourself before you wreck yourself"?
After all, I'm sure one doesn't want to be a "wandering star, to whom is reserved the blackness of darkness forever!" Jude 1:13.
Unless you do.
Don't be a spot in our feast of charity, Sister.
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02-10-2008, 04:56 PM
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Ooooooh Joshua, I am so glad you finally came around!
I will answer your questions honestly.
1) We enjoy the KJB 1611 and the 1928 BCP in the Anglican Church.
2) I am politically conservative but sexually liberal.
3) I am saving my flower for my True Christian husband.
Tell me, what is it like to have relations with a wild buck nigra? I have seen pictures of African women on this site. They seem to all have large bubble shaped rear ends. I read that they developed a protective layer of fat to cushion them from the incessant poundings they are forced to endure. I have a very delicate and ladylike posterior and shudder when I think about these poor sisters.
YIC, Robbie
PS: I just recently began experimenting with ribs. Because it is so cold here, BBQ is a more seasonal (like 4th of July) thing and usually limited to hamburgers and foot-longs.
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First things first. You should toss that false 1928 "bible" into a fire and stick to the Lord's true Word, the KJV 1611.
And you shouldn't worry about being mounted by a nigra's oversized tallywhacker. You've obviously read my report on the mating habits of the nigra buck and I doubt it would be something any decent white women would recover from. As an ex-negro it is a thin line I thread when attempting to procreate with my wife seeing that the shame of Ham still remains large as ever every time I look in the mirror naked. My wife, so sweet and understanding, completely ignores my oversized disgrace and, bless her heart, actual pretends to be more than OK with it.
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Re: Up and Coming Ex-Negro Seeking True Christian Baby Oven -
02-10-2008, 05:39 PM
The 1928 BCP is not a Bible. It is a book of psalms, chants, prayers and responses derived from the KJB 1611.
I guess I am what you call a "pseudo". I have talked about it openly in some of my previous posts. I have to admit that my libido has often gotten the best of me.
I would not dream of trying to charm you, dear Remy. I know you are married to a beautiful blonde woman far prettier than me and it would be a sin I would find difficult to live with. I am a simple dairymaid who does piece work for Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream. It is a cottage industry here in VT where good paying jobs are hard to find.
Being alone with you would not be a problem if your wife understood what we were trying to accomplish. BTW, do you "cam"?
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02-10-2008, 06:06 PM
Remy, I think I have really been had and you know what I am talking about!
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02-10-2008, 08:00 PM
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2) but sexually liberal.
3) I am saving my flower for my True Christian husband.
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I noticed some unGodly contradiction here.
According to the bible you are nothing but a harlot. Do you think a good man as brother Joshua will ever be interested in you?
Revelation 14:4 These are they which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins. These are they which follow the Lamb whithersoever he goeth. These were redeemed from among men, being the firstfruits unto God and to the Lamb.
Better repent and accept Jesus before it's too late.
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02-11-2008, 02:01 PM
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Where do you live, Josh? I did not complete the Motherhood Studies at Landover Baptist University but I will if I can do it on line.
I want to be fruitful and have already posted a thread in the singles area. Please pm me with some pics and your curriculum vitae.
PS: I make a tremendous coq au vin!
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I had to look up some of that gobbly-goop you typed. Cooking chicken in wine, being from Vermont, speaking French, being sexually liberal, and an Anglican to boot? That’s a lot for a young conservative republican with True Christian aspirations to take in. I know that miracles happen, but I must be frank in stating that you have a lot of work ahead of you if you wish to become a True Christian. You seem like a lovely woman and I have no doubt that you will be able to snag yourself any unsaved heathen who is “a great guy” by liberal standards, but… as an up and coming ex-negro, not yet fully purged of the negroidial hellfire coursing through my veins, I believe you are simply too much woman for me. You seem really sweet and all, a delight to the senses, but I’d hate to succumb to a momentary lapse in my newfound normalcy when confronted with your liberal usage of your feminine wilds and rape you like some wild savage buck.
It's actually for your own safety.
P.S. How is one both sexually liberal while "saving their flower"?
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02-11-2008, 02:34 PM
Daer Joshua,
I was afraid something like this would happen. I appreciate your candor, though.
I have never been raped and would not want to be put in a position where I had to defend my virtue. Fortunately, there are exercise and fitness programs available to the employees at Ben & Jerry's. I have been studying martial arts for seven years and work out three times per week to strengthen my pecs. I have a Black Belt in Taekwondo and am perfectly capable of handling any threat to my body.
I wish you every future success.
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02-11-2008, 03:52 PM
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Daer Joshua,
I was afraid something like this would happen. I appreciate your candor, though.
I have never been raped and would not want to be put in a position where I had to defend my virtue. Fortunately, there are exercise and fitness programs available to the employees at Ben & Jerry's. I have been studying martial arts for seven years and work out three times per week to strengthen my pecs. I have a Black Belt in Taekwondo and am perfectly capable of handling any threat to my body.
I wish you every future success.
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I breaks my heart to see that sad faced smiley. Perhaps one day soon Jesus will finally inform our senior pastors that I have indeed been washed clean and white, at which point I can rest assured in my capacity to not rape the white women whom I would witness to in Jesus name. Granted, I've never raped anyone before nor had the inclination to rape anyone and I've been alone with plenty of white women. In fact, I think rape is an abhorrent crime whose punishment should consist of forcing an erection in the deviant and skinning his manhood via a cheese grater... But the senior pastors have assured me that nigra are raping white women, stealing hub caps, pies, and smoking crack at an astounding rate and that Satan may very well have repressed my natural negro tendacies throughout my unsaved life in order to loll me into a false sense of normalcy.
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02-22-2008, 04:27 PM
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The 1928 BCP is not a Bible. It is a book of psalms, chants, prayers and responses derived from the KJB 1611.
I guess I am what you call a "pseudo". I have talked about it openly in some of my previous posts. I have to admit that my libido has often gotten the best of me.
I would not dream of trying to charm you, dear Remy. I know you are married to a beautiful blonde woman far prettier than me and it would be a sin I would find difficult to live with. I am a simple dairymaid who does piece work for Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream. It is a cottage industry here in VT where good paying jobs are hard to find.
Being alone with you would not be a problem if your wife understood what we were trying to accomplish. BTW, do you "cam"?
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Dear sweet Joshua starts a thread to find himself a True Christian wife and you, an unworthy unsaved hussie, not only attempt to woo him despite not being a True Christian, but you also blatantly try and seduce me as well?!?! Right in front of his face on his thread?!? Have you no shame woman?!? And what in God's name is "cam"?
Joshua is far more tolerant of wanton whoredom behavior than I am. I'd have given you one hell of a rebuking if I were in his place. He always tries to see the True Christian in everyone, bless his little heart.
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Re: Up and Coming Ex-Negro Seeking True Christian Baby Oven -
09-13-2008, 12:03 AM
The search for a True Christian woman continues...
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Genesis 1:
[27] So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
[28] And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
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I can subdue all of the fish, birds, and every thing that moveth upon the earth with my trusty M4 AR-15 Carbine, but as a single male I am unable to completely fulfill the above commandment. Therefore, I must seek out a True Christian woman to churn out future soldiers for Christ's glorious armed services. Any single True Christian women (Ex-Nigresses octaroons of high pedigree accepted) out there seeking an earthly master in order to fulfill God's command?
Additional requirements:
1.) Minimum 2 Semesters of Motherhood Studies at Landover Baptist University.
2. ) Hair must at least reach the shoulders and be styled in a feminine manner. No afros, corn rolls, dreadlocks, lezbo buzz cuts, greasy tar-looking hairdos, emo hairdos or short nappy man hairs.
3. ) Must be a joyous cook. Experience with pastries and chicken(fried, jerk, and hot wings) mandatory.
4. ) Must meet minimum Light Brown Plastic Grocery Bag Test requirements. (Exceptions will be made on a case by base basis)
5. ) Must undergo cranial x-ray scans to confirm Caucasoid status. No Negroids allowed. (Mongoloid craniology exceptions made on a case by base basis)
Preferences (but not necessarily deal breakers):
1.) Childbearing hips
2.) Small waist
3.) Toned thighs
4.) Round firm buttocks
5.) Nice plump bosom
6.) Full lips
7.) Soft smooth skin
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Re: Up and Coming Ex-Negro Seeking True Christian Baby Oven -
09-14-2008, 04:33 AM
Hello Josh,
I just wanted to say, and please don't put your defenses up just listen to what I have to say, for I am saying it in love: that it honestly makes me sad that you are more concerned about the outward appearance of a future spouse and what she can do than who she is in Christ.
I Samuel 16:7b "For the LORD does not see as man sees; for man looks at the outward appearance, but the LORD looks at the heart.”
Proverbs 31:30
Charm is deceitful and beauty is passing,
But a woman who fears the LORD, she shall be praised.
I think it is important to realize that women are supporters of their husbands. And they are to build get other up. A husband is to treat his wife as Christ treats His bride the Church.
Ephesians 5:21-29, 33
"Wives, submit to your own husbands, as to the Lord. 23 For the husband is head of the wife, as also Christ is head of the church; and He is the Savior of the body. 24 Therefore, just as the church is subject to Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in everything."
first of all, the passage is specifically talking to "wives" not husbands. Second, it says nothings of telling husbands to "subjugate" their wives. It is a working team that is Christ centered. Also in order for some one to respect another they have to earn that respect it is not something that can be taken. Kind of like grace. Grace is not taken, it is given.
"25 Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ also loved the church and gave Himself for her, 26 that He might sanctify and cleanse her with the washing of water by the word, 27 that He might present her to Himself a glorious church, not having spot or wrinkle or any such thing, but that she should be holy and without blemish. 28 So husbands ought to love their own wives as their own bodies; hewho loves his wife loves himself. 29 For no one ever hated his own flesh, but nourishes and cherishes it, just as the Lord does the church. ...33 Nevertheless let each one of you in particular so love his own wife as himself, and let the wife see that she respects her husband."
Your preception of a wife should be the same as Christ has for His church. His first love, His bride, His jewel. She should be built up and not torn down. Encouraged, not discourage. A precious gift not just a cook and clean. God only wants us to marry if it will bring more honor and glory to Him. He should be the main focus that are eyes are fixed upon Him. Never moving, never wavering, allowing Him to mold us into a person that glorifies God and that Christ is so evident in our lives that all the world can see is Him.
Thanks for taking the time to read this and I hope you have a great day
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Re: Up and Coming Ex-Negro Seeking True Christian Baby Oven -
09-30-2008, 04:15 AM
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Thanks for taking the time to read this and I hope you have a great day
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I take it you're the girl your friends hang out with when they really want to look good. They describe you to the men they aren't interested in as having a "great personality", right?
1.) Motherhood Studies at Landover Baptist University tells me a great deal about their abilities as a wife. Nothing to do with superficiality.
2. ) Afros, corn rolls, dreadlocks, lezbo buzz cuts, greasy tar-looking hairdos, emo hairdos and short nappy man hairs are a clear sign of lesbianism, gang banging, crack smoking and other delinquent behaviors.
3. ) I enjoy pastries and chicken(fried, jerk, and hot wings). Is that a crime?
4. ) It has been proven that light skinned humanoids are fas lass likely to commit crimes and more open to Christ's Love.
5. ) Wild negroidials are a danger. I'm simply looking out for my friends and family by not allowing a negroid anywhere near them.
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