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NEGROES FOR SALE!!! -
07-28-2009, 09:31 PM
Okay, the title was slightly misleading! You can't buy any of these negroes, but you can hire them! See, I've just moved to Freehold and because of the slumping economy, I have to cut back on a few luxuries. I have an army of negro and Mexican servants but I have to let them go. They've given me years of excellent service and hard work and I hate to see them go unemployed, so I promised I would try to find a new employer for them. They work hard and expect low wages! Come and get 'em while they last!
This is Jupiter. He hails from Tupelo, Mississippi. He is a very old-style Southerner and knows his place. He has worked as a chaffeur and butler for me. He enjoys fishing and cooking up crawdads. He has worked hard for me for years and will put up with any amount of verbal abuse. He is perfectly fine calling you "master" provided you give him the weekends off to go fishing!
This is Miss Sally Johnson (she related to you Vavoline?). She has worked as a mammy for my kids, but now that they're older, we don't need her services anymore. She is a wonderful caretaker and the children will love her! She loves to entertain the kids by singing negro spirituals and playing the banjo for them. And lemme tell you, no one makes better biscuits and gravy! If you got kids, hire Miss Sally today!
Finally, this is Alfredo. I know he's not a negro, but he's a Mexican. Alfredo is an expert when it comes to lawn and garden care. Whether its keeping your marathon grass nice and trim or making sure your rose bushes win the blue ribbon prize, Alfredo's the man to do it. Since he doesn't speak English, he never complains. If you've got a lawn, there ain't no better Mexican to mow it than him.
So there you have it folks! Three excellent workers who I am giving glowing recommendations. Make sure you give them jobs, they need 'em! You can either PM me or call my cell phone if you are interested.
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Re: NEGROES FOR SALE!!! -
07-28-2009, 09:41 PM
Rev. Jim, if you'll box up Alfredo, I could use him. The others are past their prime and I have no need for house servants, I have a wife.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: NEGROES FOR SALE!!! -
07-28-2009, 09:49 PM
Are there any younger females for hire?
I need a new black best friend to show off at parties
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: NEGROES FOR SALE!!! -
07-28-2009, 09:53 PM
I need a new Filipino pool boy.
P.S. I may be late to Bible Study tonight because I have to clean my woodchipper.
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Re: NEGROES FOR SALE!!! -
07-28-2009, 10:40 PM
The old house boy is leaving you today?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: NEGROES FOR SALE!!! -
07-28-2009, 10:41 PM
I could use someone to mow the lawn when it's too hot to go outside.
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Re: NEGROES FOR SALE!!! -
07-29-2009, 05:22 AM
Ever since Jose stole the money I gave him for Don Bozo's bail, I've been looking for a firm-handed man to whip the bush by my backdoor into shape.
Is Alfredo capable? Can I trust my delicate, yet unruly shrubbery to his skilled hands?
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Re: NEGROES FOR SALE!!! -
07-29-2009, 05:41 AM
Sorry, folks! Brother James is now the master employer of Alfredo! He spoke up first and called me on the cell phone to set up the work. Alfredo will be trimming Brother James' bushes on Monday!
But wait! -- there's more! I just happen to have a couple other illegals in my employ, who work just as hard as Alfredo. From left to right, Guillermo, Pancho, and Jose. These are the last three I can afford to let go! Get 'em while they're hot! I already see Nobar and Jenny need day laborers to work their yards...let me know which ones you want!
Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.
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Re: NEGROES FOR SALE!!! -
07-29-2009, 01:23 PM
I already have a nice lawn negro.........
.......and have been looking for a good porch negro, but i"m thinking Jupiter is a little long in the tooth for what I need.
Can you check with wherever it was you got him to see if they have anything newer in stock?
Thanks.
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Re: NEGROES FOR SALE!!! -
07-29-2009, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
This is Miss Sally Johnson (she related to you Vavoline?).
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Of couse she be! We been lookin fo this gal fo a long time.
It woulds been nice iffen you let her use da phone once in a while so she coulda kept in touch wif us. You find her a place yet? Miz Bertha could use another colored maid in her Hamptons house.
Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy
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Re: NEGROES FOR SALE!!! -
07-29-2009, 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
Sorry, folks! Brother James is now the master employer of Alfredo! He spoke up first and called me on the cell phone to set up the work. Alfredo will be trimming Brother James' bushes on Monday!
But wait! -- there's more! I just happen to have a couple other illegals in my employ, who work just as hard as Alfredo. From left to right, Guillermo, Pancho, and Jose. These are the last three I can afford to let go! Get 'em while they're hot! I already see Nobar and Jenny need day laborers to work their yards...let me know which ones you want!
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These 3 look a little lazy. Is the truck a part of the package?
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Re: NEGROES FOR SALE!!! -
07-29-2009, 03:22 PM
Sharp eye, Sister Mary. I suspect once Alfredo shows up, I'll be left with just the box he came in. You'll have a fine truck.
Over half of the messicans I hire run away, only to be found in a ditch, being eaten by maggots. It is a long and desolate 40 mile road between my place and town, never patroled.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: NEGROES FOR SALE!!! -
07-29-2009, 03:55 PM
This sight is full of racists huh?You can't sell black people or mexican people!Just because you think you're above every other race doesn't mean you can turn them into slaves!You try to turn them into slaves to make yourself seem almighty but your just PATHETIC!You're a sick racist asshole without a life!
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Re: NEGROES FOR SALE!!! -
07-29-2009, 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Da Christian
This sight is full of racists huh?You can't sell black people or mexican people!Just because you think you're above every other race doesn't mean you can turn them into slaves!You try to turn them into slaves to make yourself seem almighty but your just PATHETIC!You're a sick racist asshole without a life!
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I am not buying Alfredo, do not be ridicuous. The Rev. is sending him to me at no charge, I do not even have to pay the postage. You cannot put a price tag on a good gardener.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: NEGROES FOR SALE!!! -
07-29-2009, 04:25 PM
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This sight is full of racists...............You're a sick racist asshole without a life!
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This from a self-admitted prostitute.
The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
"Credo elvem etiam vivere"
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Re: NEGROES FOR SALE!!! -
07-29-2009, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Da Christian
This sight is full of racists huh?You can't sell black people or mexican people!Just because you think you're above every other race doesn't mean you can turn them into slaves!You try to turn them into slaves to make yourself seem almighty but your just PATHETIC!You're a sick racist asshole without a life!
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Yo! I understand the school systems aren't up to par in the hood, but if you try real hard, you might be able to read and partially understand the Reverend's first part of his post. These people were employed by him and were paid a fair wage for negroes and wetbacks. And he is kind enough to try to find them jobs since he isn't able to keep them employed. That's more than most corporations do these days, so why are you so angry?
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True Christian™ Televangelist Director of Fundraising and Tithing On the Look Out for Wife #6!
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Re: NEGROES FOR SALE!!! -
07-29-2009, 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary O'Bryan Thorne
Yo! I understand the school systems aren't up to par in the hood, but if you try real hard, you might be able to read and partially understand the Reverend's first part of his post. These people were employed by him and were paid a fair wage for negroes and wetbacks. And he is kind enough to try to find them jobs since he isn't able to keep them employed. That's more than most corporations do these days, so why are you so angry?
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Thank you, Sister Mary! I'm actually doing this out of the genorosity of my heart and my obligation as a True Christian™! A lesser man (an atheist or Catholic) would've simply fired these people and dumped them out on the streets with no job! I refuse to treat my loyal workers like that. I ensure to get them a job before I let them go. Yet for some strange reason this unsaved trash just starts attacking me like I'm a bad person...I did nothing wrong!
Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.
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Re: NEGROES FOR SALE!!! -
07-29-2009, 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
Thank you, Sister Mary! I'm actually doing this out of the genorosity of my heart and my obligation as a True Christian™! A lesser man (an atheist or Catholic) would've simply fired these people and dumped them out on the streets with no job! I refuse to treat my loyal workers like that. I ensure to get them a job before I let them go. Yet for some strange reason this unsaved trash just starts attacking me like I'm a bad person...I did nothing wrong!
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Rev. Jim, I have the FedEx tracking number, thanks! Delivery should be Friday.
You really did not have to ship, I was in Freehold early this morning, I could of slipped him the the trailer.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance Christ's Rottweiler
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Re: NEGROES FOR SALE!!! -
07-29-2009, 06:48 PM
You can buy them in the Godless UK:
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Re: NEGROES FOR SALE!!! -
07-29-2009, 07:00 PM
James, I thought Fed Ex would be cheaper than a plane ticket and it was. That's okay. Alfredo came from Bolivia to Mexico by stowing away in the wheelwell of a 737 for 6 hours, so he's a hearty individual that can make the trip. Although, let me know if there are any health issues with Alfredo. He has two loaves of bread, some Ensure mealshakes, and a gallon of water. I hope I punched enough holes in the box, though...
Bathfire, I'm surprised about that being in the UK! I thought they were a bunch of limp-wristed communists over there...I guess I was wrong.
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