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Default Re: Soapy? - 03-03-2008, 07:33 AM

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I loved your post and the article made me laugh! Thank you very much for that information! Maybe now I'll look and see if there are any sites with Norwegian old timers that make soap. By the way, did the soap you helped make have a scent when it was done curing? Did you get a chance to use it?
Yes, we didn't have much choice while she was working at the orphanage.

The soap smelled rather fishy. Honestly, I think she got her recipes mixed up.

Her lutefisk simply reeked of lavender, and had oatmeal in it.


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they say in the black community 'fried, dyed, and laid to the side'.
That was one of my favorite sayings and I made a lot of money selling products to people like you.

If it makes you feel better, the white community, was 'canary crotch fuzz.'

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In that case I'll have to pass, sorry. I'm not light skinned in any way. If the paper is 'peachy' colored, and I have to pass that, the lightest part that may pass is my fingernails and palms. ^-^ Thank you for the invitation though. I don't act up and I'm nice and respectful to elders, but I couldn't pass the paper bag test to save my life. If judgment was based on character and personality on a case by case basis I would definitely go, but if that is not possible I simply can't go.
Post a pic of yourself and I will have to make an executive decision. As the president of the alumni association I do have alittle sway in the admissions department. Could you at least pass the brown paper bag test?

You seem to have so much potential. I'd really hate to see you not get Saved and burn in Hell for all eternity.
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Post a pic of yourself and I will have to make an executive decision. As the president of the alumni association I do have alittle sway in the admissions department. Could you at least pass the brown paper bag test?

You seem to have so much potential. I'd really hate to see you not get Saved and burn in Hell for all eternity.
Again, I'm already saved, but I don't know if I could pass that or not. I've never personally done the test for myself. I'll post a pic when I'm done fasting, but by then, if I'm out in the sun for a while I'll get even darker than I usually am. I have to admit that I don't understand why skin color is such a big deal. You know? It has nothing to do with my behavior, sir. In fact, I'm not sure why it's so important. Even if I came to your academy and completed the coursework my skin color would not physically change...


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Again, I'm already saved, but I don't know if I could pass that or not. I've never personally done the test for myself. I'll post a pic when I'm done fasting, but by then, if I'm out in the sun for a while I'll get even darker than I usually am. I have to admit that I don't understand why skin color is such a big deal. You know? It has nothing to do with my behavior, sir. In fact, I'm not sure why it's so important. Even if I came to your academy and completed the coursework my skin color would not physically change...
You THINK you're Saved. That is all. You don't get to wake up and just declare you're Saved. Jesus has to make that judgement call. You can THINK you're Saved all your life, but if Jesus disagrees He will super aerial flying mega drop kick you into the tallywhacker of Satan in a heartbeat.

Our research at the Landover Baptist University Creation Science Department has discovered that the darker a persons skin is the more in league with Satan they are. What secular atheist won't tell you is that negroids have a tiny spark of the fire, which roars this very moment in the very pits of the Lake of Fire. As it travels through their accursed veins it burns them terribly which accounts for their darker skin. This spark wishes to rejoin with the Fires of Hell and it pushes the negroid to commit sin in order that it can be rejoined. This is why when godly whites are out in the Sun they burn and pill like aliens who never evolved on earth, but were transplanted here by some extraterrestrial ancestor. But of course evilution is a lie and the Bible doesn't mention any aliens. Godly whites more suited to righteousness suffer greatly under the Sun, but the dark sub-species... well, you know. It just increases their body temp and worsens the burning.

We have established that the blue gummed negoid is 301% more likely to commit violent acts than a high yellow variant and carries a 99% chance of raping someone if given the opportunity. And that merely includes the Americanized negroid. Take into account the Pure Blooded Soulless African Negroidial and it's more like 10,000% more likely to commit violent crime and 110% chance of being a rapist. And besides, most white people are not as threatened by the high yellows. That and only 2 shines have ever made it through the advanced courses/re-education program and those were Alan Keyes and The Reverend Dwight Williams. With such odds it's hardly worth the expense.

Why are you fasting and why does it matter if you take a picture before or after you fast? Do you have some kinda weight problem that you are ashamed of? Different men like different shapes. You'll never please every man. You need to worry about pleasing Jesus!!! PRAISE!!!
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That was one of my favorite sayings and I made a lot of money selling products to people like you.

If it makes you feel better, the white community, was 'canary crotch fuzz.'

Paul Mitchell helped me out.(training) Actually he died from the horrors of aids. I had the honor to meet John Paul.
Was that John Paul the famous queer fashion designer, or John Paul the famous queer Pope, who also died of the AIDS a few years back?


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We have established that the blue gummed negoid is 301% more likely to commit violent acts than a high yellow variant and carries a 99% chance of raping someone if given the opportunity. And that merely includes the Americanized negroid. Take into account the Pure Blooded Soulless African Negroidial and it's more like 10,000% more likely to commit violent crime and 110% chance of being a rapist. And besides, most white people are not as threatened by the high yellows. That and only 2 shines have ever made it through the advanced courses/re-education program and those were Alan Keyes and The Reverend Dwight Williams. With such odds it's hardly worth the expense.

Why are you fasting and why does it matter if you take a picture before or after you fast? Do you have some kinda weight problem that you are ashamed of? Different men like different shapes. You'll never please every man. You need to worry about pleasing Jesus!!! PRAISE!!!
I happen to be in college and know for a fact that my color comes from melanin in the skin cells. Certain plants and fungi also have melanin that turns them darker, and it can be seen under a microscope. Also, I don't have blue gums, mine are a pretty shade of pink. I'm not super dark(I know who you're talking about), but if you think about it, it depends on lighting, the brand of bag, and the judges' eye on whether I'd pass the test.

To answer your fasting question, I'm called to fast at the moment and I'm striving for a month. Most of the reasons are highly personal, but mostly, I'd rather not let anyone see me before I've finished the deed. If I fail(which I won't) then I'll post a picture sooner. And the reason I'm fasting and praying is to please God and get as close as I can to Him.


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I happen to be in college and know for a fact that my color comes from melanin in the skin cells. Certain plants and fungi also have melanin that turns them darker, and it can be seen under a microscope. Also, I don't have blue gums, mine are a pretty shade of pink. I'm not super dark(I know who you're talking about), but if you think about it, it depends on lighting, the brand of bag, and the judges' eye on whether I'd pass the test.
I am in college myself at LBU and I can assure you that you will never witness a "melanin" under a microscope nor with your natural eyesight. The Allied Atheist Agenda is constantly making bogus claims about so-called discoveries with absolutely nothing to back up their claims. I can just as easily tell you that there are tiny people swimming in your body who are each individual personalities with lives, families, aspirations, and passions. And I can take a microscope and show you some organism floating within your bloodstream. But just because I can show you an object or organism doesn't mean that said object is or does what I claim it does.

Our creation science department is at the top of their game. I have interned with the best that True Christianity has to offer. I have hencefoth broken away from the group mentality mode of reasoning and have developed superlative cognitive logic which reveals the Truth in all theory and so-called science. The bottom line is: Don't believe everything some homosexual atheist writes in a science book. When you look at information objectively you will understand that you know knowing about what you are observing. In the end you have to pray and look to Jesus to do the thinking for you.

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I'm assistant curator at the Creation Science Museum. I do alot of reading and tons of study on false religions in order that we might understand our enemies. What you are doing sounds a lot like the Islamic Ramadan fasting ritual. I do pray that you haven't got youself involved with Al Qaida.
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What you are doing sounds a lot like the Islamic Ramadan fasting ritual. I do pray that you haven't got youself involved with Al Qaida.
Of course not! The bible says to serve God with a clean temple and many fastings and prayer. I'm just doing a long water fast. I will consume on water 24/7 for 30 days. I've gone 17 days before.


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Default Re: Soapy? - 03-04-2008, 07:36 PM

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I happen to be in college and know for a fact that my color comes from melanin in the skin cells. Certain plants and fungi also have melanin that turns them darker, and it can be seen under a microscope. Also, I don't have blue gums, mine are a pretty shade of pink. I'm not super dark(I know who you're talking about), but if you think about it, it depends on lighting, the brand of bag, and the judges' eye on whether I'd pass the test.

To answer your fasting question, I'm called to fast at the moment and I'm striving for a month. Most of the reasons are highly personal, but mostly, I'd rather not let anyone see me before I've finished the deed. If I fail(which I won't) then I'll post a picture sooner. And the reason I'm fasting and praying is to please God and get as close as I can to Him.
So now you wish to contend that negroidials evolved from plants perhaps? Or that perhaps the insatiable lusts of the pure blooded African Negroidials cannot be limited to the fornications with mammals alone, but rather crosses the line into plant-based debauchery? Genes. Evilution. Molecules. Ha!

The level of idiocrisy prevalent within the realms of so-called secular science continues to amaze me each and every day. These godless men have elevated themselves to the rank of godhood in the eyes of the dumbfounded populace. What whelms hold their interests at any given time becomes a fact. Whatever these heathens dictate in their psuedo-bibles, which they call science textbooks, is instantly accepted without question. And just as soon as they bore themselves with one diabolical lie they switch to a new and "better" theory to which all their dull-eyed worshippers quickly accept as indesputable fact... at least, until the next hair brained theory is released.

Tell me, tLakota, have you seen melanine?

If yes, how did you know what you were looking at actually this melanine compound? How is it that you know that the substance you think you witnesses actually has the ability to darken flesh?

Let us look at this both logically and objectively. If a godly white person has pale skin and burns when exposed to direct sunlight one would have to surmiss that they had no melanine or very little. However, a godless negroidial would seem to contain massive amounts which you claim results in onyx black skin.

It stands to reason that if the absense of melanine equates to alabaster skin then the addition of melanine should also equate to alabaster skin. Why, you ask? Because white is a color. It is a solid color. Now if godly whites possessed some sort of clear skin in which their interior flesh was visible through thier skin then I could see your point, but that isn't the case.

Your secular gods tell you that skin color is evolutionary, environmental, and any other number of baseless foolishness. The facts are that while a butter caramel skin tone such as mine can become a creamed coffee hue out in the sun, a giant black negroidial buck is always the color of the blackest night. If environment was the culprit white afrikaans would become negroidials. And let us not forget that the sand nigra of northern Africa live in an environment to which the sun is far more harsh and yet they have pale to light coffee brown skin. I have been to the desert nations and I can assure you that the sun in Sub-Saharan Africa cannot compare to the desert sun. Why don't you just think over what I've told you, dear. You really should consider attending the Academy.
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Why don't you just think over what I've told you, dear. You really should consider attending the Academy.
I've thought long and hard over the decision, and I have more questions.
First, what is the tuition, and are there scholarships available?
Second, do you encourage courtship among your students, or are the sexes segregated at all times?
Third, I currently looking for a better college because my current college is frustrating me soooo much. Is your academy regionally accredited?
And finally, if it is accredited, what kinds of degrees can I achieve?

If you want a picture you can have one now. I can also wear different types of clothing and choose different types of lighting. I look much darker at night than I do in the day time, but my nightime pictures always have a much softer, intimate feel. I can show as much or as little skin as you'd like. My fav thing to wear when I take pictures is my camo corset. I love corsets, they seem like the ultimate feminine apparel. Anyway, if you could answer my questions that'd be great. Thanks for even caring. I really appreciate it. And if I like your answers I'll send you a picture of your choice.


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I've thought long and hard over the decision, and I have more questions.
First, what is the tuition, and are there scholarships available?
Second, do you encourage courtship among your students, or are the sexes segregated at all times?
Third, I currently looking for a better college because my current college is frustrating me soooo much. Is your academy regionally accredited?
And finally, if it is accredited, what kinds of degrees can I achieve?

If you want a picture you can have one now. I can also wear different types of clothing and choose different types of lighting. I look much darker at night than I do in the day time, but my nightime pictures always have a much softer, intimate feel. I can show as much or as little skin as you'd like. My fav thing to wear when I take pictures is my camo corset. I love corsets, they seem like the ultimate feminine apparel. Anyway, if you could answer my questions that'd be great. Thanks for even caring. I really appreciate it. And if I like your answers I'll send you a picture of your choice.
Tuition for the Ex-Negro Academy is free. We understand that the majority of nigra are lazy, unemployed, and subject to begging for handouts (I understand you don't fall into that category). For this reason we believe that it is our duty to attract as many nigra as possible for the betterment of their souls. And we all know that nigras can hardly turn down anything free. We have to turn away the occasional joo as well, but that goes with the territory.

The Ex-Negro Academy Ex-Nigress Campus is a new project which will not be completed until Q1 2009. Previously we only dealt with correcting those nasty nigresses you see on the Youtube all the time fighting each other on the streets with swarms of bucks cheering them on and coping feels on their stand up behinds while they aren't paying attention. These overly masculine and aesthetically unpleasing sheboons were our only nigress priorities and we definitely didn't want them anywhere near our buck population. The last thing we need is more unwed baby's mommas demanding more handouts at the expense of decent hardworking whites. There are enough fatherless niglets as it is. But for this current endeavor of lighter skinned nigresses we aim to encourage networking among students so after the initial 3 months the male and female students will be allowed to congregate together within the company of proper chaperones. There is no official push to couple young up and coming ex-negroes and ex-nigresses, but it wouldn't be seen as a bad thing. Marriage is very important part of our faith.

The Ex-Negro Academy is more of a preparatory institution. It is not regionally accredited, however your credits earned will pass over if you choose to attend Landover Baptist University for the Saved and affiliate Christian Universities. For information on tuition costs and available degrees please check the LBU website.

You can wear whatever you like in your photo. This isn’t some secular modeling agency full of libidinous perverts. I’m not concerned with how tight fitting your dress is or how much skin you show. It isn’t like that at all. I’m a True Christian, not some sleazy, drug using, oversexed California type.
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The Ex-Negro Academy Ex-Nigress Campus is a new project which will not be completed until Q1 2009.

I have no idea what I'll be doing in 2009! I was hoping to be as close as possible to completing my bachelors by that time.

The last thing we need is more unwed baby's mommas demanding more handouts at the expense of decent hardworking whites.

AMEN!!! They make the decent hardworking women look bad, too!

There are enough fatherless niglets as it is.

AMEN!!!! That's another reason I'm saving myself for marriage!!

But for this current endeavor of lighter skinned nigresses we aim to encourage networking among students so after the initial 3 months the male and female students will be allowed to congregate together within the company of proper chaperones. There is no official push to couple young up and coming ex-negroes and ex-nigresses, but it wouldn't be seen as a bad thing. Marriage is very important part of our faith.

Yeah. That's interesting. I have to admit, it's hard to find decent men of God in Colorado. Maybe I don't have enough exposure? In any case, my parents and my brother would have a fit if I brought some random nig home. Especially at my age.

The Ex-Negro Academy is more of a preparatory institution. It is not regionally accredited, however your credits earned will pass over if you choose to attend Landover Baptist University for the Saved and affiliate Christian Universities. For information on tuition costs and available degrees please check the LBU website.

I will check the website. I'm guessing(correct me if I'm wrong) that if I enrolled in your academy I would earn credit, right? And those credits could transfer to your on-site accredited college? But if that is true, if I did the course and enrolled around the same time, and then left, could those credits be transfered to the school of my choice?

You can wear whatever you like in your photo. This isn’t some secular modeling agency full of libidinous perverts. I’m not concerned with how tight fitting your dress is or how much skin you show. It isn’t like that at all. I’m a True Christian, not some sleazy, drug using, oversexed California type.
Thank you for the information. I understand that you are truly a man of God(the nicest, since I've been on here) and I meant no offense. I'm an actress, a vocalist, and an overall artist. So usually when I send pics, I try to understand what the requester is looking for so I can give the best portrayal I can. I have an idea of what I can send. I'll even be modest on the make up. (I sometimes use stage make up for dramatic pictures) At one point I was trying to break into the industry as a plus size model, so I'm not skinny by any stretch of the imagination. Hope that isn't a problem. Anyway, I'll look over the stuff and post a picture for you. Thanks again, Mr. LeBeau! ^-^


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LBU has both nationally accredited courses and Christian accredited courses. The latter being transferable only to certain faith based institutions of higher learning. We also have courses similar to those found in secular colleges because we feel that our students need to know exactly what it is the lieberal secular atheist joos cook up before they go out into the world and risk falling into deception. They learn the ignorance-based pseudo-scientific, philosophical, and arithmetical nonsense that secularist learn in their godless schools, but under the loving guidance of True Christians who make sure it is ingrained into their heads just how foolish many of this secular dribble is. There is in-depth discussion on these subject as compared to the one sidedness you’ll find in lesser colleges.

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Thank you for the information. I understand that you are truly a man of God(the nicest, since I've been on here) and I meant no offense. I'm an actress, a vocalist, and an overall artist. So usually when I send pics, I try to understand what the requester is looking for so I can give the best portrayal I can. I have an idea of what I can send. I'll even be modest on the make up. (I sometimes use stage make up for dramatic pictures) At one point I was trying to break into the industry as a plus size model, so I'm not skinny by any stretch of the imagination. Hope that isn't a problem. Anyway, I'll look over the stuff and post a picture for you. Thanks again, Mr. LeBeau! ^-^
Your weight is not an issue in regards to holiness. There is no specific body type that is adored by all men. The thin fade was created by pink wearing, homersexual, butt bleeding, panty twisted, lisping atheist from gay pari. They needed their models to be as small as possible to save money on their horrendously expensive diamond studded garbage that no normal woman would be caught dead in. That and the fact that very thin women resemble prepubescent children and we all know gays love molesting young children. Seriously, have seen some of the crap these so-called fashion designers come up with?
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