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Default False Prophesy - 08-15-2023, 02:45 PM

I get upset when preachers in other churches come up with the wrong reasons for the end times. Recently a mega church guy listed reasons why Jesus would return soon and stiff sinners.

He said it is because of socialism, government debt, mass shootings and anti family policies. This preacher needs to visit the home of solid prophesy, Landover Baptist Church. We here at LBC know the sin that Jesus is tracking is homerism. If that sin does not stop soon, the end will arrive. It's goodby sinners.

Pastor Greg Laurie lists key signs Jesus is coming back | Church & Ministries News (christianpost.com)


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: False Prophesy - 08-15-2023, 05:46 PM

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I get upset when preachers in other churches come up with the wrong reasons for the end times. Recently a mega church guy listed reasons why Jesus would return soon and stiff sinners.

He said it is because of socialism, government debt, mass shootings and anti family policies. This preacher needs to visit the home of solid prophesy, Landover Baptist Church. We here at LBC know the sin that Jesus is tracking is homerism. If that sin does not stop soon, the end will arrive. It's goodby sinners.

Pastor Greg Laurie lists key signs Jesus is coming back | Church & Ministries News (christianpost.com)


Very well said Mr.Hold God hates the homer lifestyle. It leads to every other sin drug use, sexual deviancy, theft, even murder. I'm so very grateful Jesus has delivered me from my days of packing fudge in the county jail! Homerism is a choice the LIEberals say its not a choice, but men like myself are proof that Jesus can save even the most degenerate, and vile among us.


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Default Re: False Prophesy - 08-18-2023, 07:46 AM

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We here at LBC know the sin that Jesus is tracking is homerism. If that sin does not stop soon, the end will arrive. It's goodby sinners.
I just realized that, since we want Jesus to return and rapture us up to Heaven ASAP, we should probably be encouraging the sodomites to sodomiz... well, to do the disgusting things they do to each other that make God hate them.

This can't be right, can it? I'm going to have to pray about this.


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